Apple pan ___ (baked pastry) / WED 4-1-26 / Bone that squeaks, maybe / Midwestern native
Wednesday, April 1, 2026
Constructor: Jess Shulman and Amie Walker
Relative difficulty: Easy...? (7:06 on my phone while walking home)
THEME: QUIP — In a classic "Quip Puzzle," the clues are just there to show you where to write each part of the quote. Here, each clue (phrased just like they would be in a Quip Puzzle) is a literal description of the entry. More details below!
- [Quip, part 1] for QUICK START
- The first part of the term "quip" is the letter Q, so that is circled
- Additionally, the "start" of the word "quick" is the letter Q
- [Quip, part 2] for YOUNG AT HEART
- The first part of the term "quip" is the letter U, so that is circled
- Additionally, the "heart" (or center) or the word "young" is the letter U
- [Quip, part 3] for SECOND IN LINE
- The third part of the term "quip" is the letter I, so that is circled
- Additionally, the "second" in the word "line" is the letter I
- [Quip, part 4] for PAY UP FRONT
- The fourth part of the term "quip" is the letter P, so that is circled
- Additionally, the "front" of the word "pay" is the letter P
Word of the Day: Apple pan DOWDY —
Grunts, pandowdy, and slumps are Canadian Maritimes, New England, and Pennsylvania Dutch varieties of cobbler, typically cooked on the stovetop, or in an iron skillet or pan, with the dough on top in the shape of dumplings. They reportedly take their name from the grunting sound they make while cooking. Another name for the types of biscuits or dumplings used is dough-boys. In the United States, additional varieties of cobbler include the Betty, the buckle (made with yellow batter [like cake batter] with the filling mixed in with the batter), the dump (or dump cake), and the sonker. The sonker is unique to North Carolina: it is a deep-dish version of the American cobbler. [wiki]
I wonder how many phrases they brainstormed for each of the letters! I could imagine, e.g. PICK FIRST as an entry for [Quip, part 4], so I think part of the challenge comes from getting everything to have a symmetrical number of letters. With some puzzles, if you have (e.g.) two theme answers that are ten letters and two that are thirteen letters, you can swap the positions of theme answers 1 & 4 and answers 2 & 3. Here, the order matters.
Bullets:
- [Go a-courtin'?] for SUE — Cute!
- [Nash who wrote "Who wants my jellyfish? / I'm not sellyfish!"] for OGDEN — I comment on a lot of the older references that are lost on me, but I know and love Ogden Nash. (Because my grandparents had a book of his rhymes at their house lol.)
- [Kind of burger that lacks meat] for SOY — I've heard of VEGGIE burgers, black bean burgers, impossible burgers, beyond burgers.... I have never heard of a soy burger!
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