MONDAY, May 21, 2007 - Allan E. Parrish

Relative Difficulty: Medium

THEME: MARKETS (26D: What the last words of 17- and 61-Across and 10- and 25-Down are kinds of)

This was tricky for a Monday, with a theme that was nearly invisible - so invisible, that I had the puzzle solved and not only didn't notice the theme, but didn't even look for it. I just now (the next morning) went looking for it and couldn't see the pattern in the theme answers ... and then I saw the clue for 26D. Having two of the theme answers as Downs and having all theme answers be so tenuously related - that makes for a higher-than-average level of difficulty for a Monday.

Theme answers:

• 17A: Supreme Court justice known for a literalist interpretation of the Bill of Rights (Hugo Black)
• 10D: Some theater productions (summer stock)
• 25D: 1966 Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass hit ("Spanish Flea")
• 61A: Pie filling (mince meat)

The best answer here is "Spanish Flea," which was - or sounds a lot like - the theme music on "The Dating Game." Also, Homer can be found singing lyrics to "Spanish Flea" in the "Simpsons" while sitting in the car outside Springfield arena waiting for Bart and Milhouse to get out of the Spinal Tap concert, in the episode entitled "The Otto Show." Just so you know.



1A: Late bridge columnist Truscott (Alan) - Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever heard of him. My first reaction "bridge ... columnist? You can do that? For a living? Such that you'd be famous enough to be in the crossword?"

19A: Earthy pigment (umber) - rough for a Monday. I had OCHER for a while.

22A: Squad with red, white and blue uniforms (Team U.S.A.) - also very hard for me for some reason. Not expecting to have to parse a multiple-word answer like this on a Monday, so the answer was hard to see with only assorted crosses in place - despite the fact that "red, white and blue" should have been a gigantic tip-off.

18D: Onion-flavored roll (bialy) - I've heard of these, but only vaguely. Never had one. I don't think they existed in Central California when I was growing up.

11D: Perfume brand (Tabu) - again, rough. I don't ... wear perfume.

38A: Eurasian duck (smew) - Not sure which is funnier, clue or answer. Aw, SMEWs are cute:

There are a lot of other answers that are easy enough, but still a little edgy for a Monday, like 40D: Frankie who sang "Mule Train" (Laine) (heh heh, "mule") and 23D: Follower of rear or week (ender) and 62D: Quadrennial games grp. (I.O.C.). I love the symmetrical colloquialness of 5D: "What'd I say?!" ("Told ya!") and 48D: A-O.K. (peachy). Lastly, it took only about 6 weeks for IMUS (30D: Don formerly of morning radio) to go from making offensive on-air comments to having the death of his career officially enshrined in the Puzzle of Record. I love that we have such a culturally responsive puzzle.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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SUNDAY, May 20, 2007 - Seth A. Abel

Relative difficulty: Medium

THEME: "More Headlines That Make You Go 'Huh?'"

I was not aware that there had been an original "Headlines That Make Me Go 'Huh?'" for me to have more of. That was a terrible sentence, but I sincerely hope that you followed it anyway. All these theme answers are cute, but all of these variations on "Man Bites Dog" are more clever than they are truly funny, and with no real link among theme answers besides a capacity to be misread, the theme added a good deal to solving time without adding a commensurate amount of pleasure to the experience [theme answers aren't really variations on "Man Bites Dog." I just like that movie and its botched headline title]. This is all to say that I'm not the biggest fan of this type of humor, but I do admire the puzzle's cleverness.

Your theme answers, ranked, objectively, from worst to best:

• 39A: Ambiguous headline about a protest? (March Planned for August) - First of all, worst headline ever - if the passive voice PLANNED is your verb, you aren't grabbing anyone. Second, no one but a space alien is going to misread this headline.
• 81A: Ambiguous headline about a California drug bust? (Feds Discover Crack in L.A.) - I'm guessing the ambiguity here has something to do with earthquakes and fault lines, but in my mind all I see is a plumber's CRACK.
• 120A: Ambiguous headline about attorneys' pro bono work? (Lawyers Give Poor Advice) - Lawyer joke + noun/verb switcheroo = C+
• 142A: Ambiguous headline about a stolen Stradivarius? (Man Gets Year in Violin Case) - well this is just silly. He'd never fit.

And now my top three, all of them violent, and thus all of them hilarious:

• 25A: Ambiguous headline about a man charged with killing his attacker? (Court to Try Beating Victim) - violence against crime victim: Funny.
• 63A: Ambiguous headline about school closings? (Teacher Strikes Idle Kids) - violence against schoolchildren: Funnier.

And your winner:

• 101A: Ambiguous headline about a vagrancy statistic? (City's Homeless Cut in Half) - horror movie violence against the most unfortunate people alive: Funniest.

Some People I Didn't Know (or Know Well)

• 10A: Former Connecticut governor Ella (Grasso) - name sounds familiar, can't place her (besides in Connecticut)
• 117A: Country singer Carter (Deana)
• 20D: Irish patriot hanged in 1803 (Emmet) - Sorta know him from crosswords, and that's all
• 116D: N.F.L. running back Barlow (Kevan) - When you have to go to a C-list football player to find someone who has the name you want, that should tip you off that it's not really a name at all.

I was happy to remember a couple of answers that had stumped me in the past, including 50A: Company with the slogan "born from jets" (Saab) and 41D: Composer Ned (Rorem) - I now own a Ned ROREM CD, so he's trapped in my brain forever. I'm gonna question the cluing on 24A: "No men allowed" area (harem) if only because of the quotation marks - I can't imagine such a sign hanging outside a harem. It's not a treehouse, for god's sake. Presumably there are other, subtler ways of signaling that men can't go in there - like a couple of giant eunuchs posted at the door or something.

Here are some ugly company names that all start with "A"

100D: Company with a "spokesduck" (Aflac) - remember when Pets.com had a spokespuppet? And Diane Sawyer interviewed it as if that weren't the most demeaning thing that could ever happen in her career? Good times.

125D: Transmission repair franchise? (Aamco) - I had AMOCO. That was wrong.

131D: Film brand (Agfa) - Mmm, Pig Latin. Nice. Subtle.

As an erstwhile medievalist, it is my duty to object to any medieval clues that I deem ... objectionable. First, why clue the year 1053 as simply 99D: 11-century year (MLIII) when so many clue-worthy events happened that year. For instance, according to this (hilarious) promotional video, Jesus Christ was born in 1053. Not important enough for you? And - slightly more seriously - why is ST. LEO the answer to 97D: Fifth-century pope? When he was a "fifth-century POPE," he was not a SAINT (although, strangely, I couldn't find any info on his canonization).

There are a couple great drinking words in the puzzle today: 106A: Moonshine (hooch) and 75D: Lush (dipso) - the drunk Teletubby. I had TRIPE instead of DRECK for a while at 67D: Schlock. I thought the cluing on 61D: Abnormal plant swelling (edema) was a little odd - isn't EDEMA "Abnormal person swelling" too? My doctorate is of the philosophical variety, and yet I'm pretty sure I'm right. I'd like to welcome TOR (87A: Rocky peak) back to the puzzle - this former king of krosswordese has been strangely absent this past year. I hope to see him more in the future. Not as much as I see @#$#-ing TSARS (93A: Peter and Paul, but not Mary), but still, more. Lastly, I didn't want Mr. Abel to think his cross-grid coffee pairing - MOCHA (5A: Yemeni port famous as a source of coffee) and JAVA (139D: Joe) - had gone unnoticed, or unappreciated. I'm off to have some coffee of my own now.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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