Debugging soft wear? / FRI 9-27-24 / Tough loss for a poker player / Port caller / Middle's middle / Lines of text that are less useful on paper / Title for Bobby Flay on reality TV / Who's cutting onions? / Triumphs for one's country, maybe

Constructor: Jake Bunch

Relative difficulty: Easy

THEME: none 

Word of the Day: EGO death (9D: ___ death, concept associated with LSD trips) —

Ego death is a "complete loss of subjective self-identity". The term is used in various intertwined contexts, with related meanings. The 19th-century philosopher and psychologist William James uses the synonymous term "self-surrender" and Jungian psychology uses the synonymous term psychic death, referring to a fundamental transformation of the psyche. In death and rebirth mythology, ego death is a phase of self-surrender and transition, as described later by Joseph Campbell in his research on the mythology of the Hero's Journey. It is a recurrent theme in world mythology and is also used as a metaphor in some strands of contemporary western thinking.

In descriptions of drugs, the term is used synonymously with ego-loss to refer to (temporary) loss of one's sense of self due to the use of drugs. The term was used as such by Timothy Leary et al. to describe the death of the ego in the first phase of an LSD trip, in which a "complete transcendence" of the self occurs.

The concept is also used in contemporary New Age spirituality and in the modern understanding of Eastern religions to describe a permanent loss of "attachment to a separate sense of self" and self-centeredness. This conception is an influential part of Eckhart Tolle's teachings, where Ego is presented as an accumulation of thoughts and emotions, continuously identified with, which creates the idea and feeling of being a separate entity from one's self, and only by disidentifying one's consciousness from it can one truly be free from suffering.

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[11D: Simply delectable]

This seems like a fine, ordinary Friday puzzle, but it lost my good will at 1-Across and never really got it back. Poker lingo, ugh. There's something uniquely repulsive about it to me. Other lingos that aren't my own don't bug me nearly so much. But poker lingo, barf. BAD BEAT? Sounds like a dance music problem to me. I think I had BAD DEAL in there at one point. It's such an unpleasant, ugly-sounding phrase, BAD BEAT. And hey, look at that, No Surprise, it's a debut answer today. Constructors have been debuting some winners losers of late. Just 'cause it's new doesn't mean it's good. I realize this is a highly personal reaction based on my finding the whole poker phenomenon uniquely unattractive. Poker on television, that was really the beginning of the end for me. The elevation of poker players to household names. Pass. Hard hard pass. I'm just saying, poker brings nothing good to the world so let's all memory-hole it forever. Thanks.

[The poker player has spoken!]

Once I got out of that NW corner (which, despite the putrid BAD BEAT, wasn't all that hard to work out), things leveled off. But they just leveled, that is, they were fine. Things were fine. Adequate. Of the marquee stuff, only VICTORY LAPS is really giving us some ZESTY Friday flavor. ON AUTOPILOT is a bit dull, plus it's part of this phenomenon today where answers are unnecessarily long. Like, we get the formal or redundant versions of several answers. First, ON AUTO is a common phrase (16 NYTXW appearances!), but today we get the full, unexpurgated ON AUTOPILOT (I had ON AUTOMATIC here at first). Then there's SPOT ADS, which is a thing, I admit, but it's a thing I see in puzzles way way more than I hear or see it irl, probably because "spot" and "ad" mean the same thing so most people just say one of them. Ugh. Then there's "ARE YOU IN?," a valid interrogative phrase, but, as with ON AUTOPILOT, we see more often in shortened form—as "YOU IN?" (10 NYTXW appearances!). I don't think of these answers as faults so much as ... a tendency to bloat for the sake of "originality." So your "original" answer feels like something we've seen (a lot) before, just ... bigger. 

I really like the clue on MOSQUITO NET (24D: Debugging soft wear?) except I don't really think of the net as something you "wear." I guess you might have one hanging off your ... what, pith helmet? Whatever, the clue's commitment to the computer programming pun is so enthusiastic that I can't help but be charmed. "LET'S ROLL" and "YOUR CALL" lend some nice colloquial energy to their respective corners. And while I generally hate ICER as a word, and more in the plural, today I that hatred was defused by the visual pun of having the ICERS (if not the actual icing) right on top of the CUPCAKES.

My primary difficulty (to the extent there was any difficulty) occurred in and around the verb phrase WINS GOLD (32A: Triumphs for one's country, maybe). I read "triumphs" as a noun, so that was my problem there. Then there was the kind-of-clever but very ambiguous clue on STS. (i.e. "streets") (26D: 1st, 2nd, 3rd, etc.: Abbr.) and the not-clever, very clunky clue on GULL (33D: Port caller). I get it, you see GULLs near "ports" and the noises they make are in the general category of bird "calls" but what sort of phrase is "Port caller"? Are you trying to evoke "port of call"? It's such an awkward phrase. If you're gonna go awkward, there should at least be some wordplay reason for doing so, but I don't see it / hear it. I wanted BELL here at first because I had the "LL" and ... isn't there some nautical time-telling thing involving "BELLs"? Yes. Yes there is. But that's on a ship, not (only) in "port." Needed crosses to get FLEET (65A: Side in a game of Battleship) (which was the only way I was gonna get that second CHOPIN answer, IN E), and I had ALETAP before ALE KEG (47D: Source of a draft). Other than that, this puzzle was a breeze.

Bullets:

• 30A: Org. whose website has a "Register Your Drone" page (FAA) — Federal Aviation Administration. They should have a "Destroy Your Drone" page. "Smash drone with hammer. Get new hobby." There, I just wrote it for them. You're welcome, FAA.
• 3D: Middle's middle (DEES) — a "letteral" clue, i.e. you need to look at the letters in the clue to figure out the answer, namely the "middle" letters in the word "middle," i.e. the DEES.

[Rick DEES at the 3:00 mark but ... honestly I think you're gonna wanna watch it all]

• 13A: Root words? ("GO, TEAM, GO!") — the "words" one might use when "rooting" for one's team. I'm rooting for the Tigers, who (improbably) seem like they're about to make the playoffs? They were a sub-.500 team like [checks watch] 3 minutes ago. What a world. Go, Tigers, go.
• 38D: Who's cutting onions? (DICER) — not sure what this clue is trying to do. I think it wants to evoke the colloquial expression "Who's cutting onions?" (used when someone is crying and wants to blame something besides their emotions), but then ... it ultimately wants to be literal (a DICER cuts onions). I guess I can't figure out precisely what work the "?" is going here. A wordplay "?"? A simple interrogative "?"? Both? 
• 18A: It'll rock your world (SEISM) —why is the word "seismic" so great but the word SEISM so so terrible? I think it's a pronunciation issue. "Size 'em?" Is that how you say it? But it looks like "Say-ism," or like a typo for "sexism." I don't even like looking at it, let alone saying it. Just say "tremor." Or, if you must be fancy, "temblor."

See you next time, and my apologies to poker and drone enthusiasts everywhere. You deserve a more understanding crossword blogger.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld 

P.S. Happy [counts on fingers ... runs out of fingers ... twice] 21st anniversary to my beautiful wife, Penelope, without whom ... well, I don't like to think about it. It's not pretty. Love you, honey.

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Hunks of plastic? / FRI 3-29-24 / Enlightened Buddhist / Sweet message bearer / Emoji that might be used in response to a funny text / One of the Minecraft protagonists / Computer acronym since the 1960s / Question asked while tapping

Constructor: Jake Bunch

Relative difficulty: Medium

THEME: none 

Word of the Day: ARHAT (2D: Enlightened Buddhist) —

 

In Buddhism, an arhat (Sanskrit: अर्हत्) or arahant (Pali: अरहन्त्, 𑀅𑀭𑀳𑀦𑁆𑀢𑁆) is one who has gained insight into the true nature of existence and has achieved Nirvana  and liberated from the endless cycle of rebirth. [...] Mahayana Buddhism regarded a group of Eighteen Arhats (with names and personalities) as awaiting the return of the Buddha as Maitreya, while other groupings of 6, 8, 16, 100, and 500 also appear in tradition and Buddhist art, especially in East Asia called luohan or lohan. They may be seen as the Buddhist equivalents of the Christian saint, apostles or early disciples and leaders of the faith. (wikipedia)

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We've entered the Age of ARHAT, I guess. This is the dawning of the Age of ARHAT. Age of ARHAT. Honestly had to stop and take a deep breath after writing in ARHAT for the second day in a row (!?!?). Six years since that word's appeared at all, and now we've got it on back-to-back days!? And today, it was the first answer I confidently wrote in, so the initial impression this puzzle made on me was far from favorable. ARHAT next to (not ASAP but) STAT, crossing PASSER, crossing (not NONET but) OCTET—that's two unrewardingly ambiguous short answers + ARHAT. Not exactly a winning opening number. Luckily, things improved. The marquee answers are solid (all the long Acrosses, I mean), but there aren't enough of them, so what you get as your primary experience is a lot of shorter and midrange stuff, which the puzzle tries to make interesting with a lot of try-hard cluing, especially cluing that tried to force a younger / pop culture profile on the whole thing. See clues on SKULL (9D: Emoji that might be used in response to a funny text)*, GOT ("Game of Thrones"), and especially STEVE, dear lord, what!? I thought you just built stuff in Minecraft, I didn't know there were "protagonists." Billions of STEVEs in the world (give or take) and this is what you give me? Could be any guy's name. FRANK. PEDRO. BILLY. Why not? No way I'm gonna know, no way I'm (ever) gonna care. In general, I think it's "good to learn things," but Minecraft, LOL, no. I know it exists. That's enough. On the other hand, the clue on KENS was outstanding (26A: Hunks of plastic?) ("hunks" as in "handsome / fit guys")—the best thing in the puzzle. Weirdly tough and then ... bam. Perfect. Big "aha," instead of [blank stare] or "ugh" or "oh ... [eyeroll]." Reminds me of a video I've watched several times this week—David Ehrlich's "Top 25 Movies of 2023," which is basically a giant music-video-style tour through all of his favorite films from last year. I actually saw 13 of his 25, so there were lots of good movie memories in there for me, but whether you've seen the movies or not, this is highly entertaining (and occasionally very funny) (trigger warning: prepare to have Celine Dion stuck in your head for days):

THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2023: A Video Countdown from david ehrlich on Vimeo.

Judging from where the blue ink is on my printed-out puzzle (I really need to get new green felt-tips...), looks like the bottom of the puzzle was much easier for me than the rest of it, but overall, and even down below, I had lots and lots (and lots) of initially wrong answers. WHIM before WANT (48D: Fancy). WAVED TO and WAVED AT before (ugh) WAVED HI (35D: Greeted someone across the room). The aforementioned ASAP before STAT (3D: "Don't delay!") and NONET before OCTET (18A: Large combo). HYPOS before KILOS (26D: Contents of a drug shipment). TIED UP before TOSS-UP (15D: Anyone's game)*. BARK AT before TALK AT (?!) (15A: Lecture). Hardest thing to parse, by far, was FELT UP TO (12D: Was ready for). "Was ready for" gets nowhere near the context implied by a phrase by FELT UP TO, which suggests you've been ailing in one way or another. It's not an inaccurate clue, but it's vague in the extreme. FELT UP TO was always going to be hard to parse, and the overly general clue just made it harder. The CANNIBALS joke didn't land because of the "you" (me?) part of it (13D: Ones who might roast you). None of us, literally zero solvers, will ever be roasted by CANNIBALS, so please stop. I get that you're trying to be funny, and that you wanted me to think of a comedy roast (mission accomplished), but the "you" takes this into preposterous territory. The cluing today ... sometimes it lands (KENS!) but too often you can feel the *effort*, which rarely leads to anything genuinely funny. 

I don't even know what [Drag racer?] is getting at. Because you ... drag your SLED up the hill? [I’m told this is supposed to refer to dog sledding. As with most things, this clue needs more dog-specific content] And [Place for bucks at the bar?]?? I understand the answer (a MECHANICAL BULL bucks and you might find one at some (Texas?) bar), but I don't know what the surface meaning of the clue was supposed to refer to. What wordplay or pun is that? Are "bucks" one dollar bills. Am I supposed to think of a cash register till? The "?" clue on SUN, on the other hand, makes sense (4D: High light?). It's playing on the term "highlight," but it's giving you a light that is actually high (in the sky). [Hunks of plastic?] also works, in that I know what actual "hunks of plastic" are ... but then "hunks" ends up having a different / unexpected meaning. Real hit-and-miss "?" action today.

ONLSD is somehow worse than ONPOT, largely because if you absolutely have to use the prepositional phrase, the only one that seems standalone valid is ONACID (20D: Tripping). Otherwise, you just open up the floodgate for any drug phrase: ONUPPERS, ONLUDES, ONSPEED, ONBENZOS, ONCOKE (can you tell I only know about drugs from '70s crime films?) ONSHROOMS, ONMDMA etc. ON ACID at least has some standalone currency. Unlike ONLSD. Or GON. I have nothing to say ONGON except I wish it were gone. In short, the thin stacks of long answers up top and down below work just fine (52A: Question asked while tapping ("IS THIS THING ON?"), in particular, is excellent), but there needs to be like twice this much marquee fill, and the rest of the grid, while mostly very reasonably filled, was clued in a way that too frequently felt off (off my wavelength or just off the mark). 

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld 

*I feel like the phrase "anyone's game" is mostly used adjectivally, roughly synonymous with "too close to call," so the noun "TOSS-UP" didn't quite track for me, though I see how it's defensible.

P.S. how in the world is this the top result when I search "STEVE" on Google???

Who the hell even is that?! (some financial crimes guy featured in The Wolf of Wall Street!?). How much is he paying to be First STEVE? What a degraded piece of junk Google is as a search engine.

P.P.S. OMG if you google [STEVE] (I can't believe this is my life, googling [STEVE]), almost all of the "Images" are Minecraft STEVE!? Just a wall of Minecraft STEVEs, with a smattering of Jobs and Harvey.

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*a SKULL 💀 emoji signifies that your joke was so funny that the listener has (figuratively, hopefully) died

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