Lumpsucker eggs / THU 7-30-26 / Developer of a geocentric model of the universe / Where Dante's path to paradise begins / Fripp & ___ (musical duo) / Bob who painted "happy little trees" / Balkan state that's been independent since 2008 / Seller of knickknacks / Like the name of former soccer star Mark De Man
Thursday, July 30, 2026
Constructor: Joel Woodford
Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium (oversized at 16x15)
THEME: NATO ALPHABET (65A: Communication aid that helps make sense of the italicized clues) — clues must be read as [letter] + definition; in the answer, the [letter] is written in its NATO ALPHABET form:
Theme answers:
- CHARLIE SHEEN (18A: Cluster) ("C" = CHARLIE, "luster" = SHEEN)
- ALPHA MALE (27A: Agent) ("A" = ALPHA, "gent" = MALE)
- SIERRA CLUB (40A: Steam) ("S" = SIERRA, "team" = CLUB)
- GOLF RANGE (56A: Gambit) ("G" = GOLF, "ambit" = RANGE)
Darién National Park (Spanish: Parque Nacional Darién) is a World Heritage Site in Panama. It is about 325 kilometers (202 mi) from Panama City, is the most extensive of all national parks of Panama, and is one of the most important World Heritage Sites in Central America. // The Darién National Park is a natural bridge spanning North and South America. It is located in southernmost Panama in Darién province and its southern boundary extends along 90 percent of the Colombia–Panama border. It lies between the Serranía del Darién range, which parallels the Caribbean Sea 16 kilometers (9.9 mi) to the north-east, and the Pacific Ocean coast. It is adjacent to the Los Katíos National Park in Colombia. // In 1972, an area of 700,000 hectares (1,700,000 acres) became part of the Alto Darién Protection Forest. In 1980, the area was declared a national park. In 1983, an area of 859,333 hectares (2,123,460 acres) became a UNESCO biosphere reserve. The park covers 5,790 km2 (2,240 mi2). // The Darien National Park has myriad habitats, ranging from rocky coastlines to sandy beaches to mangroves. The park also has expansive swamps and large areas of tropical forests. It is rich in biodiversity and contains numerous threatened species. It has been designated an Important Bird Area (IBA) by BirdLife International. // The park is one of the few examples remaining in the world of a protected area inhabited by humans. Two native tribes dwell in the park. [...] The park is notable for the Darién Gap, the only break in the Pan-American Highway on its intercontinental path from Argentina to Alaska. (wikipedia)
Just the other day I was solving a cryptic crossword with my wife, Penelope, and one of the clues contained the phrase "after golf" or something like that and the answer ended up being "hotel." Or maybe the answer was "golf" and the clue had "one in front of hotel" or something like that, I forget. The point is, I dimly remembered that "golf" was "G" in the NATO ALPHABET, but I had totally forgotten that "H" was "hotel." Of course, after I figured it all out, I remember the title of the Wilco album, Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, a title I'd never given much thought, but one which, I now realized, contained three letters of the NATO ALPHABET ("Yankee" and "Foxtrot" were recognizable to me as such—"Hotel" was not). Penelope had no idea that "golf" = "G." Seems like one of the lesser known NATO ALPHABET members. Anyway, as with so many things you "never see," I have now seen "golf = G" not once but twice since then—that's three times total in under a week. Bizarre. If you solve cryptic crosswords, then this theme was probably easy for you to crack (as it was for me). Cryptic clues often make tricky use of words to represent letters. I will admit that I didn't see the theme at first, though. I got CHARLIE SHEEN entirely (easily) from crosses, and then stared at [Cluster] like "... huh?" I was trying to find shared letters or something, I don't know what. Whatever I was doing, it wasn't working. But when I got the second themer, ALPHA MALE (which I inferred from ALPHA alone), I saw it: "gent" = MALE! So that means "A" = ALPHA, and therefore [Agent] = ALPHA MALE. I looked back at CHARLIE SHEEN, said "aha!" to myself (quietly, Penelope's still asleep), and moved on. The remaining themers were a cinch. I enjoyed the little frisson of revelation, that "cracked it!" moment. That was fun. What I didn't like, though, was the revealer. It's so painfully straightforward and descriptive, and in my case, as someone who solved top-to-bottom and figured out the theme on my own before the halfway mark, it was completely unnecessary. Depressingly anticlimactic. I was hoping for either no revealer ("you're on your own, suckers!") or something involving clever wordplay of some kind. To end with a plain old explanation, one that I already knew, was a bit of a letdown.
Bullets:
- 26D: Org. leader (PRES.) — left that "S" blank at first because I thought they might try PREZ on me.
- 17A: Like the name of former soccer star Mark De Man (APT) — in soccer, marking your man basically means guarding him. It's a defensive strategy.
- 30D: Where Dante's path to paradise begins (HELL) — sometimes, it's possible to know too much about a subject. Me, today, in response to this clue: "... dark wood. DARK WOOD! Why won't 'dark wood" fit?! Selva oscura, dark wood, come on!" I would also have accepted "shadowed forest." These are the first lines of Inferno (i.e. HELL) (tr. Mandelbaum):
1 Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita
2 mi ritrovai per una selva oscura
3 ché la diritta via era smarrita.
[When I had journeyed half of our life’s way,
I found myself within a shadowed forest,
for I had lost the path that does not stray.]
- 47A: Bob who painted "happy little trees" (ROSS) — a crossword staple, a gimme. There were a lot of proper nouns today (AVA, CHAN, ERMA, all three of the 7-letter Downs in the NE corner, etc.), but they were generally familiar, easy to get, and generally inconspicuous. Again, DARIÉN was the only one I'd never heard of (I've probably seen it in a crossword before and just forgot about it ... hmm. Looks like for the past quarter century, DARIEN has appeared only a few times, and only as the Connecticut town. The very first clue for DARIEN, though (in 1943) was [Gulf between coasts of Columbia and Panama]. The Panama, non-Connecticut version of DARIEN also used to be clued via a line from Keats: the last line of "On First Looking Into Chapman's Homer," in fact (a poem I haven't read since 1989ish). In his awe at the beauty he beholds, Keats compares himself to the explorer Cortez beholding the Pacific for the first time, "Silent, upon a peak in DARIEN."
Much have I travell'd in the realms of gold,And many goodly states and kingdoms seen;Round many western islands have I beenWhich bards in fealty to Apollo hold.Oft of one wide expanse had I been toldThat deep-brow'd Homer ruled as his demesne;Yet did I never breathe its pure sereneTill I heard Chapman speak out loud and bold:Then felt I like some watcher of the skiesWhen a new planet swims into his ken;Or like stout Cortez when with eagle eyesHe star'd at the Pacific—and all his menLook'd at each other with a wild surmise—Silent, upon a peak in Darien. (poetryfoundation.org)
- 63A: Fripp & ___ (musical duo) (ENO) — could easily have made Robert Fripp the "Word of the Day" (put FRIPP in a puzzle, you prog rock-phobic cowards!) (he was the founder of the band King Crimson, the paradigmatic prog rock band, although Fripp & ENO's music is ambient).
- 7D: Joel follows it (HOSEA) — as constructor's self-references go ... I don't mind this one. You gotta use some biblical crosswordese, may as well have fun with it. Clue is accurate, which is all that matters.
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