Like the gods Inti and Viracocha / SAT 4-5-25 / Protofeminist poet Juana ___ de la Cruz / Label for a pile of submissions / Event whose winner is awarded the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy

Constructor: RAFAEL MUSA

Relative difficulty: MEDIUM

THEME: Nope

Word of the Day: RANDOM WALK (9D: Mathematical process used to model unpredictable phenomena) —

In mathematics, a random walk, sometimes known as a drunkard's walk, is a stochastic process that describes a path that consists of a succession of random steps on some mathematical space.

An elementary example of a random walk is the random walk on the integer number line ${\displaystyle \mathbb{Z}}$ which starts at 0, and at each step moves +1 or −1 with equal probability. Other examples include the path traced by a molecule as it travels in a liquid or a gas (see Brownian motion), the search path of a foraging animal, or the price of a fluctuating stock and the financial status of a gambler. Random walks have applications to engineering and many scientific fields including ecology, psychology, computer science, physics, chemistry, biology, economics, and sociology. The term random walk was first introduced by Karl Pearson in 1905.^[1]

Realizations of random walks can be obtained by Monte Carlo simulation.

Ok, about half of that makes sense to me. I'm just going to picture the sandwalk from Dune. 

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Hey everyone, it's Eli, filling in while Rex attends the American Crossword Puzzle Tournament. And look at this, I once again get to blog a puzzle by fellow Rexplacement Rafa Musa! I don't know if he's at ACPT, as well, but now my paranoia is assuming he is, and I only got the assignment to blog this weekend because I was the only one who's not there. Hopefully next year. On to the puzzle!

Drag Queen JAN SPORT (4D - World's largest maker of backpacks), maybe about to spill some TEA (48A - Juicy news to share, so to speak)

This was a solid puzzle, if not overly flashy. I'm just starting to learn constructing, but it feels like 4 stacks of 9/10 Letter answers (2 across, 2 down) might make for a tricky grid to fill. But it doesn't strain all that much from the pressure. I didn't like the plural abbreviations of OJS (14D - Some breakfast orders, informally) or APS (23A - Human Geography and Calculus BC, for short). I'm also not quite sure what the clue for TROJAN WAR is saying, exactly (17A - Old story coming straight from the horse's mouth?). I mean, old story - yes. And I know about the Trojan Horse. But what does his mouth have to do with it? Did it vomit out the Greeks inside? Was The Iliad told by Mr. Ed? Maybe I'm just missing something.

Not gonna PHONE IT IN (58A) tonight...

I never really got a good footing on this puzzle, but I also never got fully stuck solving. Way more jumping around than usual, but ended up with a pretty normal time for a Saturday. Right off the bat at 4A (Actor Hutcherson who played 59-Across), I was able to plonk JOSH up top and PEETA down south, so I had multiple places to start. Not quite proud to know Hunger Games that well, but not embarrassed, either. I had dropped MPH in at 1A instead of LBS (Between 75 and 140, for an adult cheetah, Abbr.), and I have to think that was an intentional misdirect. I'm also never sure whether the Norwegian king/saint is going to be OLAV or OLAF (30D), but today the F won. Then there's those clumps of long answers. In general, they work, though I think the downs are stronger than the acrosses. I especially liked AFTER PARTY and its fantastic clue (26D - Ball two?) and HELL HOLES (31D - Absolutely awful places). I was going to put a clip of Spinal Tap's Hell Hole, but realized all I was hearing in my head was Corky St. Clair saying "don't want to live in this 'ell 'ole" while practicing his Cockney accent in Waiting for Guffman.

My biggest beef is with OH I FORGOT (30A - "Oops, that slipped my mind"). That "oh" feels really tacked on. I just winced a little filling that in. "I forgot" works fine on it's own. Why not "Gee, I forgot" or "Oops, I forgot"? Oddly, OK WISE GUY (5D - "Hey, dude, enough with the jokes") doesn't bother me. Feels more natural. Also makes me think of Stooges. That's about it. Overall, a solid Saturday.

Quick Hits:

• 5A - Like some who take testosterone (TRANS) - This is as good a reason as any to plug the upcoming A Trans Person Made Your Puzzle pack. Started by constructor Ada Nicolle in support of US-based transgender charities, it releases in June and I'll definitely be supporting it.
• 45A - Film character with obsessive fans called "brogres" (SHREK) — I'd never heard this term and it made me laugh. But being a big fan of the cartoon The Great North, I was familiar with the term Group Shrek.

It's what you think it is (but not what Wolf and Honeybee thought).

• 32D - Unable now to back out (IN TOO DEEP) — Because I graduated high school in the year 2000, I'm afraid I'm required to subject you to Sum 41:

• 40D - Bygone car manufactured in Lansing, Mich (REO) — Fine, a little Speedwagon to cleanse the pallet (or punish you further; I don't know your taste).

And with that I bid... oh crap, I forgot to include a Simpsons reference! Thank you, Rafa, for making it easy for me:

• 10D - Expression of surprise ... or dismay (AY CARAMBA)

Phew! That was close. Good luck and have fun to everyone at APCT this weekend! I'll be back tomorrow.

Signed, Eli Selzer, False Dauphin of CrossWorld

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Roman guardian spirit / FRI 4-4-25 / Anti-jaywalking directive / One getting in online debates, colloquially / Greek goddess who is the equivalent of the Roman Pax / Its flag was solid red with a white elephant / Hair color blending technique / Pinched pasta shape

Constructor: Karen Steinberg

Relative difficulty: Easy

THEME: none 

Word of the Day: LAR (6D: Roman guardian spirit) —

Lares (/ˈlɛəriːz, ˈleɪriːz/ LAIR-eez, LAY-reez, Latin: [ˈlareːs]; archaic lasēs, singular lar) were guardian deities in ancient Roman religion. Their origin is uncertain; they may have been hero-ancestors, guardians of the hearth, fields, boundaries, or fruitfulness, or an amalgam of these.

Lares were believed to observe, protect, and influence all that happened within the boundaries of their location or function. The statues of domestic Lares were placed at the table during family meals; their presence, cult, and blessing seem to have been required at all important family events. [...]

Because of these associations, Lares are sometimes categorised as household gods, but some had much broader domains. Roadways, seaways, agriculture, livestock, towns, cities, the state, and its military were all under the protection of their particular Lar or Lares. Those who protected local neighbourhoods (vici) were housed in the crossroad shrines (Compitalia), which served as a focus for the religious, social, and political lives of their local, overwhelmingly plebeian communities. Their cult officials included freedmen and slaves, otherwise excluded by status or property qualifications from most administrative and religious offices.

Compared to Rome's major deities, Lares had limited scope and potency, but archaeological and literary evidence attests to their central role in Roman identity and religious life. By analogy, a homeward-bound Roman could be described as returning ad Larem (to the Lar). (wikipedia)

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So ... LAR. It's been a minute. It's been over four years, actually. Look, I'll get to the good stuff in a second, but LAR is bugging the hell out of me because I cannot for the life of me understand keeping LAR in any grid except under the most extreme circumstances, and I don't think this particular grid qualifies as "extreme." LAR is a "Tear It Down" kind of word. It is the household god of Crosswordese, which I define as "short fill, largely arcane, that died a pretty hard death the moment Shortz took over, but still annoyingly hangs around because its particular letter combinations prove too tempting, at times, in tough spots." You wanna see a crossword answer die a hard death in real time (well, in time, anyway). Check out this LAR timeline (the blue is when the Shortz Era begins):

[xwordinfo]

And yet, LAR ... not dead enough, apparently. Man, 1951. Fourteen LARs! What a time to be alive. At least it's not LER, I guess (a Norse sea god? Maybe? Hang on ... gah, Celtic! Celtic sea god! So close... LER has been M.I.A. since 2013, but somewhere out there, the Cult of LER awaits his return...). Reading about LAR was actually interesting to me, and yet I still think it's a "better to tear your grid down and try again" kind of answer. I'll eat all of my hats if it's not the least familiar thing in the grid, on average, for most solvers, by far. It could so easily be OAR, except ... you've got OARS sitting right there, practically adjacent to it. Still, I think you tear the non-15 stuff out, down to NSF and up to the far NW if you have to, just to get rid of LAR. If you put LAR in your grid, expect that to be one of the things, if not the primary thing, that solvers remember. 

(We now join our LAR-less portion of the program, already in progress.) ... latticework of 15s! A sparkling, solid foundation for an extremely whooshy grid. True, I have never heard the phrase CROSS AT THE GREEN (55A: Anti-jaywalking directive). I mean, I have crossed when the light turned green, of course, so I have crossed on green, and I have crossed at the corner, where the light is, but CROSS AT THE GREEN must be some kind of city-specific directive that just missed me. My most memorable street-crossing moment happened in Edinburgh in 1989, when one of my friends (Sarah?) stepped off the curb too soon, or didn't look the right way, or something, and had to jump back to the curb to avoid getting hit by traffic, which prompted the tiniest old man to walk up to her, point to the "Don't Walk" sign, and say (in the most Scottish accent possible): "Ye 'ave to wait for the wee man!" (you know, the little green walking guy that signifies "walk"). I hear that guy's voice in my head every time I'm waiting to cross the street now. 

[the wee man]

Anyway, CROSS AT THE GREEN did nothing for me, but the rest of the 15s were wonderful, running the gamut from the quaintly colloquial (USING THE OLD BEAN) (11D: Thinking hard, informally) to the currently colloquial (KEYBOARD WARRIOR) (17A: One getting in online debates, colloquially) and making stops at all points in between. Those answers really propelled me through the grid, getting me into all corners of the grid with relative ease. Look at this opening:

Exploding out of the gate in two directions! Amazing feeling. Maybe too amazing, as the puzzle was over a little quicker than I'd have liked, and there wasn't really much resistance to speak of, but it was fun while it lasted. The toughest part for me today was parsing the central 15: "I CALL 'EM AS I SEE 'EM" (35A: "Lemme be straight with you"). I had "ICALLE-" and ??? That "E" was baffling. Could not see at that point that the "TH" had been elided from "THEM" to produce "'EM." I also thought ISM was IST (28D: Ending with real or social), but even "M" would've probably still left me shrugging. But all I had to do was move on and come back to this answer, and eventually it filled itself right in. Otherwise ... no issues. I no-looked AI WEIWEI! Exhilarating. Seems unlikely, I know, but I took one look at the improbable letter pattern, --WEI--I, and just knew. I did read the clue after I'd entered the answer, just to confirm, but turns out I didn't need to. I still remember putting AI WEIWEI in a Sunday-sized puzzle I co-wrote many years ago, and having it rejected for obscurity. And now here we are. I don't know that AI WEIWEI is any more popular now than he was then. Maybe. Either way, I always enjoy seeing him. 

["Map of China"]

Had three different single-letter hesitations today, the "M" (not "T") in ISM, the terminal "E" (not "A") in IRENE (30D: Greek goddess who is the equivalent of the Roman Pax), and the "D" (not "E") in USING THE OLD BEAN ("OLE" seemed very plausible). Unless proper nouns gave you trouble, I don't see any other real trouble spots today.

More more more:

• 1A: It may lead to a second opinion ("ALSO ...") — hard, and fun(ny).
• 27A: Boorish sorts (SWINE) — good misdirection here. Thought "boorish" would be figurative. Maybe it still is, actually. We call people "SWINE," sure, why not? Point is, I penciled in a terminal "S" for this plural, and then eventually had to retract it.
• 39A: Turndown? (DOGEAR) — when you "turn down" the corner of a page in a book (in LIEU of a bookmark), you DOGEAR the page.
• 33A: Grad. student fellowship funder (NSF) — hard to know from day to day if any of these federal agencies are still functioning any more. Looks like there've been massive cuts to both the National Science Foundation and the NIH (National Institutes of Health). This is great news for, you know, haters of scientific progress and high-mortality enthusiasts. 
• 34D: High ___ (JINKS) — weird. I thought this was one word. Also, I wanted to spell this JINX. But no: though it's sometimes (apparently) spelled "hi-jinks," it really is two words, spelled just as it appears in the puzzle. 

• 49D: "___ Doone," R.D. Blackmore romance (LORNA) — LAR's favorite novel! Classic crosswordese (both LORNA and DOONE). The way the clue is laid out in my paper print-out of the puzzle, the first line of this clue reads "___ Doone," R.D." and my first thought was "There's a sequel ... where LORNA gets a degree? What's an 'R.D.'? Registered Dietician?" Lorna Doone, Registered Dietician sounds thrilling, in a perversely boring kind of way. Would read. Would LORNA Doone, R.D. recommend LORNA Doone cookies? You'll have to read to find out!

I'm off to Stamford today for the Crossword Tournament. Eli's got tomorrow and Sunday covered. See you Monday.

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Printer resolution spec / THU 4-3-25 / "First Blood" tough guy / Big attraction at MoMA / Words on a U-Haul storage container / Lead-in to many a side thought / Fifth-century invader of Europe / 1980s arcade game with a cube-jumping character / Soft drink rival of Mug / Hounds with fine, silky hair / Market checkout option, for short / Country ruled by the al-Khalifa royal family since 1783 / Agent Smith's foe in "The Matrix"

Constructor: Hanh Huynh

Relative difficulty: Easy (might take a little longer to enter all the special squares, but it's still easy to solve)

THEME: STAR-CROSSED (62A: Ill-fated ... or a hint to six squares in this puzzle) — a rebus puzzle where you have to enter a "star" in six squares—the "star" functions as a symbol in the Downs (specifically, an asterisk), and as letters "STAR" in the Acrosses:

Theme answers (ACROSS):

• CO-[STAR] (9A: One sharing the credits?)
• THE [STAR]RY NIGHT (17A: Big attraction at MoMA)
• RE[ST AR]EA (28A: Stop at the side of the road)
• NON-[STAR]TER (36A: Idea that's dead on arrival)
• CU[STAR]D (47A: Egg tart filling)
• LO[ST AR]TS (48A: Using cursive and writing thank you notes, e.g.)

Theme answers (DOWN):

• *NSYNC (11D: Band with the 2000 11x platinum album "No Strings Attached")
• Q*BERT (13D: 1980s arcade game with a cube-jumping character)
• M*A*S*H (25D: Show with the most-watched episode in scripted TV history)
• E*TRADE (40D: Online investment firm founded in 1991)

Word of the Day: DPI (23D: Printer resolution spec) —

Dots per inch (DPI, or dpi) is a measure of spatial printing, video or image scanner dot density, in particular the number of individual dots that can be placed in a line within the span of 1 inch (2.54 cm). Similarly, dots per millimetre (d/mm or dpmm) refers to the number of individual dots that can be placed within a line of 1 millimetre (0.039 in). (wikipedia)

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I feel like I just solved a puzzle (in the past week?) where I was supposed to count an asterisk as a "star" ... oh yeah, Sunday, look at that. The * is having a good week, I guess. As for this puzzle, the M*A*S*H bit is kind of spectacular. Like, "oh, do you like theme!? Here ... have some!" It's got the marquee position, too, because it knows it's the best thing about the puzzle—maybe the puzzle's entire reason for being (look, I know what "raison d'être" means, I just can't bring myself to use it). The doubleness of the theme is also provocative, with the puzzle squeezing two different meanings out of one little "*": it's a visual component of the puzzle in the Downs, but a stand-in for letters ("STAR") in the Across. STAR ... CROSSED. Yes, that works. Still, though, the puzzle is pretty one-note, and (once you discover the gimmick) neither particularly challenging nor particularly exciting. And the fill, yeesh. The short fill in particular is a bit musty today. I'd barely started and already had EBT and SRO in place, which definitely set off the "uh oh" alarm, and before I'd even really left the top-left portion of the grid, BAHT, AVI, and two-M UMM and DPI had joined the gunky get-together. DPI was the answer that seemed most grievous. It's a real spec, but while solving, in real time, I could not remember what the letters stood for ... scratch that, I couldn't remember what the first letter stood for, which meant I was not 100% certain I had it right, and since DAZE could easily have been HAZE, given its clue (23A: Foggy state), I had to make a "D" v. "H" call there. Thankfully, "H" seemed extremely wrong, and "D" rang a bell, so I wasn't too too worried, but boo to ugly initialisms, that's for sure. They can get you into trouble. Anyway, EFT PAREN "ADIA" etc., the fill on this one verged on actively bad at points, without much (beyond the themers) to counteract it.

If you went to arcades (or in my case, local pizza parlors, or Chuck E. Cheese, or 7-11, or ...) in the '80s, or you had a home video game system (in our case, Intellivision), then there's a good chance you got the theme concept very early, because Q*BERT was a Thing for a few years there. Not really my thing (my thing being 1. Donkey Kong, 2. Frogger), but you got to know the adjacent games, wherever and whatever you were playing. The thing about Q*BERT is that it has only five letters, but today's answer was six, so .... "they're doing an asterisk bit, probably." In fact. And I've seen THE [STAR]RY NIGHT, just in the past couple of years, I think (maybe during that Van Gogh "Cypresses" exhibit at the Met?), so bam bam, theme sorted. Of course at that point, I didn't know if maybe I'd be dealing with other typographical symbols, but I ran into M*A*S*H real fast, and so knew that it was all stars from there on out.

The one big revelation of the day was that *NSYNC starts with an asterisk! I definitely would've placed that thing between the "N" and the "S"—in fact, I did place that thing between the "N" and the "S," which caused the only real struggle I experienced in the entire puzzle. I was desperately trying to think what [Fifth-century invader of Europe] could end in "-STAR." Never heard of a HASTAR ... are they related to the Visigoths? I wanted HUN, of course, but the "*" was in the way. But once I got the "H" from CHEER ON, I entertained the idea that maybe I had the "*" in the wrong place, wrote in HUN and whoosh, the whole corner fell into place. Smooth sailing the rest of the way. 

[58D: Great ___]

Assorted notes:

• 26A: Lead-in to many a side thought (PAREN) — triply had for me. First, it was in the NE corner, which, as we've established, I was already struggling with because of the erroneous N*SYNC. Second, "Lead-in" made me think it was going to be a spoken phrase, like "by the way" or "fun fact" or something. And third, PAREN? Who says / writes that? It's like a typo for "PARENT" or "KAREN"
• 47A: Egg tart filling (CU[STAR]D) — fun fact: CURD and CU[*]D are both things one might find in a tart, and both are four letters long—sharing three letters! No CURDs in an egg tart, though, so it shouldn't have been as confusing to me as it was—only briefly confusing, though, as E*TRADE came to the rescue very quickly.
• 70A: #23 of 24 (PSI) — the 23rd of 24 letters of the Greek alphabet, the order of which I will someday commit to memory. Someday. Gotta have goals.
• 6D and 49D: Certain "Top Gun" jet(s) (MIGS / TOMCAT) — MIGS was a cinch. I was less sure about TOMCAT (esp. as TOMCruise was the star of that movie, and that just seemed a little too on-the-nose). I saw Top Gun on the first (double) date I ever went on. It's possible she did not consider it a date, but I was sitting next to a girl I liked, so ... date! Anyway, R.I.P. Val Kilmer.

And, since it was filmed at my alma mater, one more:

See you next time.

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Rocket ___, character in "Guardians of the Galaxy" / WED 4-2-25 / Beethoven's birthplace / ___ Flatow, longtime host of public radio's "Science Friday" / New Deal program in which workers planted more than 3.5 billion trees, in brief

Constructor: Daniel Bodily

Relative difficulty: Hard

THEME: FINISH STRONG — [Go out with a bang, or a hint to the theme answers] The final word of each two-word phrase is a synonym for strong

Theme answers:

• [Frame, apron, molding, etc.] for WINDOW TRIM
• Guys I've been doing a lot of home improvement and I'm not good but I'm slowly learning and I immediately knew "apron" was about windows and I'm really proud of myself 🥺
• [Like some photos of yesteryear] for SEPIA TONED
• [Collected hot wheels?] for CAR JACKED
• [Means of fiscal savings] for BUDGET CUT
• [What the glass slipper was on Cinderella's foot] for PERFECT FIT
• This clue felt a little wordy and strangely phrased. Maybe it could have been [Desired feature of a wedding dress] ?
• [Armchair athlete, e.g.] for SPORTS BUFF

Word of the Day: ICE BEER (Brew that generally has a higher-than-usual alcohol content) —

Ice beer was developed by brewing a strong, dark lager, then freezing the beer and removing some of the ice. This concentrates the aroma and taste of the beer, and also raises the alcoholic strength of the finished beer. This produces a beer with 12 to 15 per cent alcohol. In North America, water would be added to lower the alcohol level. [wiki]

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Hello folks, and welcome to another Malaika MWednesday. I've been listening to Joan Baez all day today, and during this puzzle I was comparing her recording of "House of the Rising Sun" to Monica Barbaro's version from the recent biopic. Both excellent, in my opinion! Before I dive into the puzzle, let me remind all of you that this Friday morning I will be at Crossword Con in midtown Manhattan, and this Friday evening I will be at ACPT in Stamford! If you see me (I am very tall and will be wearing a crossword themed outfit), please say hi :)

This grid was absolutely stuffed to the gills with theme answers-- six plus a revealer intersecting is something I would simply never try. I was a fan of all of them except CAR JACKED which, while technically grammatically correct, still sounded a little odd to me. Would you ever use it with that construction? "He car jacked the car".... Hmm. You would said "I got carjacked" but that doesn't match the clue's tense.

"Jacked" was probably my favorite synonym for "strong," though, and it has that nice Scrabbly J, so I can see why the constructor included it. With synonym themes like this, it can sometimes be hard to find the synonyms, but here there were even some to spare! Ripped or built could have fit in nicely here, and I wonder if the editors considered having this stretch to a Sunday-sized grid.

TRIM, TONED, JACKED, CUT, FIT, BUFF, etc

The result of a packed grid is a pretty heavy amount of non-ideal entries like FIFE, REAIR, RDA, BONN, ENT, SRO, CCC, PAN IN (I hear "pan out," but never its opposite), ACU, and BBS. A couple of these would have been grid-killers for me, if I were making this puzzle. We also get USED POT (no one says this lol, you smoke pot) duping POTS which is the kind of thing NYT (and I!) don't really mind, but some of the commenters will surely shout out, and a plethora of proper nouns. I think I would have removed the "Guardians of the Galaxy" ref on RACCOON to make that center section with CCC / ACU a little easier.

Where this puzzle really stood out, though, was in the cluing. There were so many unique angles and tricky clues that were fun instead of just being hard. I've seen (and gotten!) feedback that reviews often forget to highlight clues in favor of describing the grid, so I'm trying to change that. We saw a couple of clues here that I think would have typically had a question mark, like [Scout camp craft] for CANOE ("craft" referring to "boat" as opposed to arts-and-crafts) or [Pans' partner] for POTS which made me think of the Greek deity. [Grounds keeper?] for BARISTA was fantastic, referring to coffee grounds.

Cheese Island, discussed at length below

Bullets:

• [Join up with at church?] for WED — Good clue
• [Parmesan shelfmate] for ASIAGO — I don't know why this struck me as such odd phrasing. I think it's because "shelf" made me think of a shelf in a regular grocery store aisle, but parm would be in the refrigerator section? In my grocery store, the cheeses are in like a round sort of island that you can access on all sides. Although I guess that has shelves.... I do think they should have put "Parmiggiano" to hint at this being an Italian cheese. The longer I go on writing this explanation the more insane I sound. Moving on....
• [Knighted, one-named rock star] for BONO — My friend recently saw Bono on the street, which led to us discussing whether I would be able to identify Bono if I saw him in the street (I would not) 
• [What's the catch?] for SNAG — Good clue
• [Condé Nast women's magazine] for SELF — This is another proper noun clue that I would have rephrased to not reference a proper noun

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Big shot on the internet / TUE 4-1-25 / Publication where this puzzle might be found / Chewing gum brand with red, white and blue packaging / Letter between "gee" and "eye" / Religion with 100,000 public shrines in Japan / One who works with ore or data

Constructor: Sande Milton

Relative difficulty: Medium? (Easy, but those pre-written letters might've confused you some)

THEME: Non-pristine IN-FLIGHT MAGAZINE crossword puzzles — grid is meant to resemble an IN-FLIGHT MAGAZINE crossword that has been partially filled in by a PRIOR PASSENGER; you would typically find such a puzzle in your SEAT BACK POCKET, and you might give up on such a puzzle once you are asked to RETURN YOUR TRAY TABLES ... (to their upright and locked positions, presumably)

Theme answers:

• IN-FLIGHT MAGAZINE (18A: Publication where this puzzle might be found)
• SEAT BACK POCKET (29A: Where the 18-Across is commonly found)
• PRIOR PASSENGER (49A: Person who may have ruined your puzzle)
• "RETURN TRAY TABLES" (61A: Announcement that could put an end to the misery caused buy the 49-Across)

The answers that needed correcting:

• 17A: Declare openly (AVOW) — not "AVER"
• 41A: Genetic material (DNA) — not "RNA"
• 44D: ___ power (SOLAR) — not "HORSE"

Word of the Day: BAZOOKA (11D: Chewing gum brand with red, white and blue packaging) —

Bazooka is an American brand of bubble gum that was introduced in 1947. It is a product of "Bazooka Candy Brands" (BCB), which was a division of The Topps Co. until the latter’s acquisition by Fanatics, Inc. in 2022. [...] Bazooka bubble gum was launched shortly after World War II in 1947 in the U.S. by the Topps Company of Brooklyn, New York. The gum was most likely named after the rocket-propelled weapon developed by the U.S. army during the war, which itself was named after a musical instrument. // The bubble gum was packaged in a red, white, and blue color scheme and originally sold for 1 penny. Beginning in 1953, Topps changed the packaging to include small comic strips with the gum, featuring the character "Bazooka Joe". There are over 1,535 different "Bazooka Joe" comic-strip wrappers to collect. Also on the comic strip is an offer for a premium and a fortune.

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If this is an April Fools puzzle, it's pretty mild on the "fooling." I'll admit to tiptoeing around those pre-written answers, unsure of what to do with them or how "correct" they were supposed to be. Turns out ... somewhat correct (much like many partially-filled airline crosswords are). Since it never occurred to me that the pre-written answers were going to actually be correct, I never got fooled by the PRIOR PASSENGER's wrong answers. First pre-filled answer I encountered with AVER. Since TONI Morrison was a gimme (13D: Nobel winner Morrison), it was obvious that AVER was wrong—well, half-wrong. This is the one thing I like about this puzzle—the realism of the pre-filled grid. It's always these scattershot wrong answers, like the passenger had never solved a crossword puzzle before and was just poking at it idly and randomly. Plus, the answers that are filled are precisely the kind that would be filled in—the true gimmes. . . except for AVER. That is a word only a real crossword solver is going to enter immediately and instinctively, and even then, that solver is probably more likely to leap to the more common word, AVOW (or not enter it at all because it's a klassic kealoa*). To be clear, I assume many non-solver *know* the word AVER, I just don't believe that in a mostly blank puzzle, with no crosses to help out, that a non-solver would confidently write in AVER (not when they couldn't even manage Gilda RADNER, or ATHENA, or the OSSO in [___ buco]). Also, an inexperienced solver would write in DNA before RNA at 41A: Genetic material, 100% of the time. Still, the "I'll just put an 'S' at the end of this answer 'cause it's a plural" thing is very real (you may have tried it yourself), and I love that we get those stray "S"s in this grid. Twice. The concept itself is cute and visually interesting. And I love that the software worked! That is, I had to overwrite only the incorrect letters. I decided not to overwrite the correct letters, just to test if the software would recognize squares I could have filled in myself (but didn't) as correct, and was stunned when I got that "Congratulations" message at the end. Nice job, software people.

 The one thing about the puzzle that really truly does not work is that final themer. "RETURN TRAY TABLES" on its own is not an announcement I've ever heard. If the clue had just started "Beginning of an announcement...," that would've been at least plausible, but "RETURN TRAY TABLES" alone is absurd. You are either asked to stow your tray tables, or (more commonly?) you are asked to "RETURN YOUR TRAY TABLES to their upright and locked position." Oh, and this answer is doubly bad because the clue makes no sense. "Put an end to the misery caused by 49-Across?" What misery? I guess if you are as terrible at solving crosswords as the last guy, maybe you were confused by his partially incorrect answers such that you couldn't even make it through the puzzle by flight's end. But as partially filled-in puzzles go, this hardly qualifies as "misery"-inducing (I've seen way worse ... grids that look like a war crime by comparison). Also, was it "miserable" to solve this puzzle? Is that what the puzzle itself is trying to tell me? Also, since when does having to stow my tray table mean I have to stop solving. I have a lap, I'm good. The last themer fails to stick the landing. Very rough. Which is a shame, because as I say, the basic premise is original and clever.

When I first started solving today, I thought the theme was going to have something to do with the weirdly interweaving letter pattern in the NW corner. First three Downs in that corner start AMI, MIN, INF, while the first three Acrosses in that corner also start AMI, MIN, INF. I thought I was losing my mind. "How long can they keep this up?" Not long, it turns out. I don't really have much else to say about this puzzle. It was Monday-easy (if you take the pre-written answers out of the equation). There are no clear trouble spots. If I never see the word INFLUENCER again, it'll be too soon, but I'll probably see it again before the day is up because that is the (stupid) world we live in, so I'm pretty inured to it (3D: Big shot on the internet). Didn't make me fully grimace. More of a half-grimace. Like "Final outcomes," END RESULTS always seems redundant to me, but again, it's a phrase, people say it, whatever, it's fine (31D: Final outcomes). Nothing much else of interest today, but the theme is interesting enough that that's OK. All the grid has to do is be fairly clean, and it was.

Anything else?:

• 58A: E.T. arrived in one (U.F.O.) — E.T. would probably dispute this. Also, when we first see E.T.'s ship, it's very identifiable. It's a giant spaceship. Weird to just use UFO as a synonym for spaceship, since once you know it's a spaceship, the object is, by definition, identified.

• 20D: Letter between "gee" and "eye" (AITCH) — possibly the worst of the written-out letter spellings. At least it was easy to get.
• 55D: "___, meeny, miney, mo" (EENY) — OK, so the fill has some rough patches, but at least this wasn't TEENTSY, amirite?! (man, y'all were real angry about that one).

See you next time.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

*kealoa = a pair of words (normally short, common answers) that can be clued identically and that share at least one letter in common (in the same position). These are answers you can't just fill in quickly because two or more answers are viable, Even With One or More Letters In Place. From the classic [Mauna ___] KEA/LOA conundrum. See also, e.g. [Heaps] => ATON or ALOT, ["Git!"] => "SHOO" or "SCAT," etc.  

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