Drawback to a brownstone / SUN 10-4-26 / Victor Hugo's religious epic poem / Electronic musician Steve / Pioneering satellite launched 10/4/1957 / Maxim about surviving in a rapidly changing world / Title for Horatio Magellan Crunch / Prefix with "wife" for some influencers / Seven-plus-hour exam with a lunch break, in brief / No-nos for many high-profile actors

Constructor: Kathryn Bale

Relative difficulty: Easy

THEME: "10-4" — a celebration (?) of TRUCKER DAY (!?!?) (110A: 10/4 celebration ... as suggested by this grid, which is made up entirely of 10- and 4-letter answers) — that's it: all answers are either 10 or 4 letters long

Theme answers:

• all of them, I guess; also:
• "UNDERSTOOD" (21A: "10-4")
• DIFFERENCE (14D: Result of 10 - 4, e.g.)
• SPUTNIK ONE (67D: Pioneering satellite launched 10/4/1957)

Word of the Day: Carlton FISK (93D: Hall-of-Fame catcher Carlton) —

Carlton Ernest Fisk (born December 26, 1947), nicknamed "Pudge" and "the Commander", is an American former professional baseball catcher who played 24 seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Boston Red Sox and the Chicago White Sox. In 1972, he was the first player to be unanimously voted American League (AL) Rookie of the Year. Fisk is best known for his game-winning home run in the 12th inning of Game 6 of the 1975 World Series, during which he memorably waved his arms hoping for the batted ball to remain fair.

At the time of his retirement, Fisk held the record for most home runs all-time by a catcher with 376 (since surpassed by Mike Piazza). He has held several age- or longevity-related records, including the record for most games played at the position of catcher with 2,226 (later surpassed by Iván Rodríguez, who also shared Fisk's nickname "Pudge"). Fisk still holds the AL record for most years served at the position (24). Fisk was voted to the All-Star team 11 times and won three Silver Slugger Awards which is awarded annually to the best offensive player at each position. In 2000, Fisk was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame. (wikipedia)

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I don't have much nice to say about this one, so I'll start by saying I appreciate that they ran this on the day itself (10/4) and I think the grid looks kinda cool. Unusual blocking, with every kind of symmetry imaginable (90º rotational, 180º rotational, plus horizontal and vertical and diagonal mirror symmetries). If you just look at it as a physical object and ignore the fact that it's a puzzle that one has to solve, then the puzzle is very nice indeed. But ... the ultra-restrictive terms of the grid (all 10s and 4s) really really cost you in places, and even if the grid didn't contain some real clunkers, it still just wouldn't be enough. There's almost no thematic content (beyond the revealer and the three answers listed above, one of which (DIFFERENCE) is a stretttttch), so you're left solving what feels like a really awkward themeless .... which is pretty much exactly what it is. 

The "theme" is almost purely architectural. And ... what puzzle is improved by *limiting* itself to 4s?! Those are the answers you usually try to keep at a minimum because you simply can't do much interesting with them. But here it's just 4s as far as the eye can see. They aren't particularly bad fours, they're just ... fours. There's only so much potential upside to 4s. So as far as any interest goes, all you've got are 10s. Some of those are fine, but almost none of them are real marquee-worthy winners, and one of them is the most laughable long answer I've seen ... ever? Maybe. That answer: OLDER PIPES? (8D: Drawback to a brownstone). I'm cackling. I might, maybe, almost, if I was feeling charitable, give you OLD PIPES. OLDER is killing me. It's not that you would never say that, it's just ... older than what? I had OLDER PAINT in there for a bit, back when I had the "12 Days of Christmas" bird as a SWAN (which is what it should've been—there are no DOVEs in that song, only (famously) turtleDOVEs!). "Oh, Danny Boy, the OLDER PIPES are calling from GLUT to BEEN..."

And why do we have this "theme?" For some made-up "day"? I feel bad for truckers because of the high cost of diesel, I really do, so no offense to truckers, but this is not a day, and if it is a day, one on which truckers deserve to be celebrated, well ... they deserve better than this. And then the puzzle can't even figure out how to let you, the solver, figure out the "10-4" gimmick; instead, the puzzle just explains it to you in the revealer clue. That is not how you do a revealer! I'm supposed to figure something out. By solving. That's the contract, that's how it works. It's like explaining why a joke is funny. If you have to explain, you failed somewhere along the line. Maybe if the 10s had absolutely shimmered today I would've had warmer feelings for this thing. But it's hard to have warm feelings for EMAIL ALERT or ABOARD SHIP or END OF AN ERA (58A: Epoch conclusion?) (an "epoch" is not an "era"—this is why Taylor Swift didn't have an "Epochs Tour") or PASTA SALAD or SPRINT CARS or SUIT TO A TEE or SOLO ARTIST or ROAD MARKER or especially ADAPT OR DIE, a loathsome slogan (74D: Maxim about surviving in a rapidly changing world). Also loathsome—the whole TRAD wife thing (most of those "influencer" accounts are fake, and anyway, it turns out anti-feminist men actually hate TRAD wives as much as they hate all women, so what is the point?). You could avoid TRAD altogether. Just put LANE over APEX instead of LAVA over APED, and poof, goodbye TRAD wife (76D: Prefix with "wife" for some influencers).

Bullets:

• 29A: "___ the One" (song on  Springsteen's "Born to Run") — two days in a row that we get a fill-in-the-blank song title clue from a non-famous B-side (yesterday, Abba's "OUR Last Summer," the B-side to "Thank You for the Music"; today "SHE'S the One," the B-side to "Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out"). There are genuinely famous musical possibilities for "SHE'S": Hall & Oates's "SHE'S Gone"; Patsy Cline's "SHE'S Got You"; Cyndi Lauper's debut album, SHE'S So Unusual; Cole Porter's "Miss Otis Regrets (SHE'S Unable to Lunch Today)"; etc.

• 71A: Classic brand with the slogan "When it rains it pours" (MORTON SALT) — I really—and I mean really—thought "Morton" was a possessive (i.e. "MORTON'S"). Maybe I'm getting Morton confused with Gorton's—both their mascots are wearing rain gear!!!

• 79A: Electronic musician Steve (AOKI) — forgot about him. He's the AOKI who replaced ISAO AOKI ... Benihana's founder is Rocky AOKI, I just found out. Those are your three crossword AOKIs, and that's it, as far as I know. (The first Japanese ambassador to the U.S. was an AOKI, but that clue hasn't been used since the '50s).
• 90D: Femme fatale-filled genre (NOIR) — this made me laugh. Specifically, the "filled" part. "NOIR: Now With 50% More Femmes Fatales!" There's usually just the one in any given NOIR, if that.
• 93A: Defense in a snowball fight (FORT) — I had MOAT, lol. "Good luck hitting me with a snowball now, suck-" [gets hit directly in face]
• 38D: Victor Hugo's religious epic poem (DIEU) — super-obscure. I've never even heard of it. Why would anyone have heard of this?:

Dieu (French pronunciation: [djø], "God", 1891) is a long religious epic by Victor Hugo, parts of which were written between 1855 and 1862. It was left unfinished, and published after his death.

When it was rejected by his publisher in 1857, Hugo tried to integrate it into Petites Epopées (later La Légende des siècles), eventually announcing that it would form a companion work, along with La Fin de Satan. He had stopped work entirely by 1862, and while the result is fairly coherent, it is less complete than either of the other works, lacking even opening lines. (my emph.) (wikipedia)

• 117A: Nails will do it, but not teeth (RUST) — this is a dirty lie. Just ask a saw.

That's all for today. See you next time.

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