Worm found in every ecosystem on Earth, even the deepest oceans / WED 10-2-24 / Literary ___ / A public speaking coach might tell you to avoid these

Wednesday, October 2, 2024

Constructor: Luke K. Schreiber

Relative difficulty: Hard (13:05)


THEME: ANIMAL CROSSING — Nintendo video game series suggested by every answer running through this one?

Theme answers:
  • [U.C. Irvine athlete] for ANTEATER
  • [Worm found in every ecosystem on Earth, even the deepest oceans] for NEMATODE
  • [Experiment subject] for GUINEA PIG
  • [Dollar, informally] for CLAM
  • [Complain (about)] for CARP
  • [Literary ___] for LION
  • [Religious figure in red] for CARDINAL
  • [Cupid, e.g.] for REINDEER
  • [Airhead] for DODO
  • [Member of a historically privileged U.S. group] for WASP
  • [Close tightly] SEAL
  • [World's largest venomous snake] for KING COBRA
  • [State fossil of Indiana] for MASTODON
  • [Jungle peeper] for TREE FROG
Word of the Day: NEMATODE —
The nematodes, roundworms or eelworms constitute the phylum Nematoda. They are a diverse animal phylum inhabiting a broad range of environments. Most species are free-living, feeding on microorganisms, but many species are parasitic. The parasitic worms are the cause of soil-transmitted helminthiases.
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Hey squad! It's Malaika here, for your regularly scheduled Malaika MWednesday! I solved this while listening to one of Sabrina Carpenter's new songs. I loooove a sad woman who sings with a guitar! My favorite genre.

I really struggled to get a start with this puzzle-- I wasn't able to put in an answer until I hit ETS, nine entries into the puzzle. For me, that's a hard Wednesday. I suspected this wouldn't be a standard theme (i.e., 3-4 long across answers + one revealer) because of the shape of the grid, and indeed, I had literally no idea what was going on until I hit the revealer in the center. (I usually solve in order, so it took me a while to get there.) At that point, I was a little frustrated. The puzzle was hard for me, and I am really not a gamer at all, so I was preparing myself to have no idea what the theme was. But that wasn't the case!!

I've never played ANIMAL CROSSING, but I absolutely have heard of it from friends, The Internet, etc. And even if you don't know the game, you still understand the concept of animals crossing through the entry. Is every animal in this puzzle an animal that is in Animal Crossing? I have no idea, though my guess would be no. Playing as a NEMATODE does not seem cute and fulfilling, to be quite honest.


This is a real feat of construction, to have so many thematic entries all stacked like that! I can't even begin to think how I would approach making something like this. Actually I know how-- I would have the idea and then immediately go "Nope, that's impossible; moving on." As with every feat of construction, there are some trade-offs. I have never heard the word TEASEL before and I expect I never will again. And that top left corner, with NUMISMATIST, USURER, DOMINI, ERIN, and SENECA was where I spent roughly half of my solve time.

It seems like there was a concerted effort to clue the animals in non-animal ways, when possible. SEAL, for example, was clued as the verb. I liked this touch, which kept the theme hidden from me until I made it over to the down answers and clocked the revealer. Otherwise, I would have noticed all the animals much earlier and the gears would have started turning. I like to be tricked a little by the revealer and then go "Ohhhhh!"

Speaking of animals, this is a baby hippo called Moo Deng.
Will we remember his name six months from now???

The last thing I want to talk about it is only a little bit relevant to this puzzle. But I've been given a soapbox to stand on, so I will use it! (You are welcome to keep scrolling.) In the world of puzzles (the Crossworld, if you will), there's an ever-present tension between wanting to include entries that are "fresh," wanting to ensure that a large part of your audience is familiar with the entry, and handling the turnaround time between creating a puzzle and having it reach solvers. If there's a slang term that Kids These Days are using all the time, should it be in a crossword now, or should it wait until a broader audience is familiar with it? Or if you wait, will the term vanish from our lexicon?? Different publications have different goals and different timelines.

The Times, with its long turnaround time (typically a year from Creation to Publish) and its frequently-published collections, tries to avoid fads, while still including newish terms that they think will have Staying Power. Meanwhile, an outlet like Vulture magazine*, whose puzzles are posted weeks after creation and then sort of disappear into the void days later, leans in to incredibly flash-in-the-pan entries. If "Animal Crossing" were to appear in a Vulture puzzle, it would have run in 2020, when "New Horizons" was released. When it appears in The Times, it runs in 2024, years after the game has cemented itself culturally... perhaps even several years after some people think it's cemented itself!!

Since I've been making puzzles (which is not long! Four-ish years.) it feels like the number of places that are publishing puzzles has tripled. This is good for so many reasons, but one of my favorites is that each publication gets to have its own goals. Five years ago, I think there was a lot more frustration that The Times was unwilling to accept ultra-current entries which could very well become "out" before the puzzle had even been published. Now, those entries find homes in places like the aforementioned Vulture crossword and so many others.

My roommate's KATANAs-- see below for the story

Stepping down from my soapbox now for some bullet points.

Bullets:
  • [Samurai sword] for KATANA — When I was twenty, I borrowed my dad's minivan for a couple of weeks to help me move into my apartment. I let my roommate know that if he needed any furniture, he could find stuff on Craigslist and I could drive him there to pick it up. He let me know that he had found something to pick up. I remember thinking "Oh, good!" because this boy did not have a dresser, nightstand, or bed frame. We drove to collect his purchase and it was a set of three katanas.
  • [Natty dresser] for DANDY — This clue skewed a little old-fashioned to me; I was surprised to find out the constructor is a teenager. Honestly, I only ever hear the word "natty" in relation to a Natty Light.
  • [It might need to be recapped] for PEN — I loved the misdirect here!!
  • [Fivers] for ABES — If you have ever used this term to refer to a five dollar bill, please let me know in the comments! I'm not convinced that anyone does this.
xoxo Malaika

*I write puzzles for Vulture magazine and it is delightful to include ridiculous slang like WORK ISLAND, BRAT SUMMER, and NEPO BABY, without needing to worry if people don't know what those are a month from now.

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Tuesday, October 1, 2024

Constructor: Kevin Curry and Jeff Chen

Relative difficulty: Medium? Maybe a little north of Medium... (**for a Tuesday**)


THEME: CRYPTOZOOLOGIST (57A: Pseudoscientist investigating the "sightings" in this puzzle) — false sightings of mythical creatures; that is, mythical creatures are almost spelled out inside the theme answers (with each creature having just one letter wrong):
Theme answers:
  • TENNESSEE TITANS (17A: A.F.C. South team ("Look in the lake! It's  ... ah, never mind") (false NESSIE, i.e. Loch Ness Monster, sighting)
  • MUCKRAKING (23A: Investigative journalism ("What was that in the sea?! I must be imagining things") (false KRAKEN sighting)
  • CUBIC FOOT (35A: Imperial unit of volume ("There's another one! I swear he just slipped into those trees...") (false BIGFOOT sighting)
  • COPY EDITOR (49A: Professional proofreader ("Over there, in the snow! That had to b something, right?!") (false YETI sighting)
Word of the Day: WASH. U. (6D: Sch. located in St. Louis, not Seattle) —

Washington University in St. Louis (WashU) is a private research university in St. Louis, Missouri, United States. Founded in 1853, the university is named after George Washington, the first president of the United States.

Washington University comprises eight undergraduate, graduate, and professional schools, including Arts and SciencesGeorge Warren Brown SchoolOlin Business SchoolWashington University School of MedicineMcKelvey School of EngineeringWashington University School of Law, School of Continuing & Professional Studies, and Sam Fox School of Design & Visual Arts. Washington University enrolls approximately 16,550 students across its campuses from all 50 states and more than 110 countries.

Washington University has been a member of the Association of American Universities since 1923 and is classified among "R1: Doctoral Universities – Very high research activity". In 2021, the National Science Foundation ranked Washington University 25th among academic institutions in the United States for research and development expenditures. The university's athletic teams, Washington University Bears, play in NCAA Division III as a founding member of the University Athletic Association. (wikipedia)

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Hello and Happy October. I had two very different reactions to this one. At the start, I was lukewarm to cold on this puzzle, because both the fill and cluing seemed ... off. There's only one type of fire residue I associate with Santa, and it ain't ASH, what a weird clue (1A: Stuff in Santa's footprints). First, I hate to tell you, but Santa is not real, so there really should be some kind of iconic moment, a locus classicus, a piece of a poem or something, that confers ASH upon his soles. One can infer that if he lands feet first when he comes down the chimney, he's got ASH in his footprints, but oddly, you never (ever) hear about him tracking ASH around the house. But you do hear about the SOOT on his ridiculous suit, so ... ASH shmash is what I'm saying to that clue. And that was Answer One. Then came the crosswordese, AREEL and ASSAM and WASHU and ESE, and then the expectation that I'm going to remember Napoleon Dynamite at all, let alone the character's best friend (32A: Napoleon Dynamite's best friend).. Now, I *did* remember that people were wearing "Vote for PEDRO" t-shirts there for a while back in the ... whatever era it was. Early Aughts? Yes, '04-ish. But still, that is some weird millennial nostalgia right there. (See also the Taylor Swift clue—I know that song, but my brain couldn't produce any part of it except "Shake it off, shake it off!" (62A: Word repeated four times in the chorus of Taylor' Swift's "Shake It Off")). So the clues occasionally seemed off (or, in the case of Napoleon Dynamite and Tay Tay, oddly fandom-oriented), and the short fill (so much of it) just seemed weak ... 

['HATE' is said five times, but (therefore) "repeated" just four, so the clue is correct]

But then ... then the theme kicked in, and I have to say that it's completely original and highly entertaining. Love all the misspellings, especially BICFOOT, which ... how is this not already the mascot for Bic pens? He could leave cryptic messages for the CRYPTOZOOLOGIST with his pen feet! Come on, it's a good idea and you know it. Anyway, building the idea of the false sighting into the cryptozoology-themed puzzle = mwah, perfect. I wasn't cheering right away ("so you're just misspelling NESSIE? OK but ... I don't get it, what's the point"), but as the other creatures rolled in, I warmed to the concept, and then when the revealer dropped, I thought "oh, there it is! A great word *and* a perfect grid-spanner. Nice." CRYPTOZOOLOGIST also landed in the grid really dramatically—I had just the -IST, merely glanced at the clue, and whoooooosh, there it went, soaring across the grid:


One problem with the theme cluing, though: a CRYPTOZOOLOGIST would never say "I must be imagining things" (see clue for "KRAKIN" sighting). The CRYPTOZOOLOGIST would believe what she sees, or thought she saw, because it's what she's looking for, what she's hoping to see. The other imagined CRYPTOZOOLOGIST statements are great because they express real hope, or disappointment ... but never doubt in one's own cryptozoological enterprise. "I must be imagining things" is not a phrase in the CRYPTOZOOLOGIST's phrase arsenal. But, again, otherwise, this theme is stupendous. Clever, imaginative ... great fun.


Lots of little missteps today, but no real capital-T Trouble. "HOO BOY!" or "HOORAY!" before "HOORAH!" (20A: Triumphant shout), although I guess "HOO BOY!" is more "YIPES!" then "YIPEE!" ... which is what I had instead of YIPES at first (50D: "Yowzers!"). Who the hell says "Yowzers!" Is that different from "Yowza?" Because "Yowza!" seems excited, whereas "YIPES!" seems freaked out. So that's twice I tripped on ambiguously excited exclamations. I also wanted DECOR instead of DRAPE (48A: Window dressing). I think of DRAPES, plural, as the "dressing." I like DRAPE better as a verb is what I'm saying. Or you could talk about the DRAPE of an article of clothing, the way it hangs on the body, that's good too. A single DRAPE in the window strikes my ears as weird. No other problems for me, though. The fill isn't so great today. I actually (briefly) sat here and worked out different ways of eliminating LEASTS from the grid, so much did I hate it (66A: Bare minimums). So far, my favorite alternative changes OWL to OMB, and then the two Acrosses down there change to MOVE IN and BEASTS (or BOASTs), but there's gotta be even better options ... I don't actually like OMB (Office of Management and Budget) at all, let alone on a Tuesday, but I really Really hate LEASTS, so ... yeah, fix that, pls. If LEASTS were good, it would've appeared way more often. All those ultra-common letters and it's only appeared in the NYTXW twice in my lifetime! For a reason! Because it's not good! I did like GAG GIFT, though (43D: Purchase for a white elephant exchange). Easily the best answer in the grid. I just taught Manny Farber's "White Elephant Art vs. Termite Art" in my "Moviegoing" class, so White Elephants are fresh on my mind.


See you next time.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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