MONDAY, Jun. 4, 2007 - Steve Kahn

Relative difficulty: Easy - Medium

THEME: R AND R (37A: Break, briefly ... or a hint to this puzzle's theme) - four theme answers are all two-word phrases where both words begin with "R"

There is something VERY unusual about the structure of today's grid - a feature that made it, for me, a little more challenging than your average Monday (though I was only slightly over my average Monday time). That feature? There are very few "corridors" in this grid. In fact, there is only one way out of both the NW and the SE quadrants, and that way is exactly one letter wide in each case (the "E" at the end of 30A: ADOBE and the "A" at the beginning of 42A: ASCOT). Most Monday grids - most grids period - offer multiple ways in and out of major sections. But this grid is oddly escape route-free. I solved this puzzle from the NW, straight down to the SW, up and across the long hallway to the NE, and then straight down to the SE - almost like I was creating a giant reverse "N." I really like this unusual grid shape. Anything that actually gets me to stop and notice a Monday puzzle's construction is impressive.

Theme answers:

• 17A: Company that clears clogged drains (Roto Rooter)
• 58A: Friendly tournament format (round robin)
• 11D: Silver Cloud of autodom (Rolls Royce)
• 27D: Classic kids' show ("Romper Room")

The theme is kind of forgettable. ROCKY RACCOON would have been a welcome entry, but alas, too long. Still, solving this puzzle was fun. Felt like I was finding my way through some weird topiary maze - like in "The Shining," only less scary.

Featured Five

30A: With 48-Across, popular computer product (Adobe / Acrobat)

At first I entered APPLE where ADOBE was supposed to go, but that didn't last long. I really love this answer. It's a very contemporary answer, and a product that many of us have sitting on our computers right now, but I can't remember seeing it the in puzzle recently, if ever - especially not in its complete form. If anyone ever decides to try an "A and A" puzzle, this would be a good theme entry. I only wish "A and A" stood for something (besides, apparently, an auto recycling place in Orlando).

31D: Exhortation at a pub ("Bottoms up!")

Nice, long, colloquial answer. I especially admire that this 9-letter answer (along with another in the NE) runs right alongside a 10-letter theme answer. 8-letter answers parallel the theme answers in the other corners. Seems very adventurous for a Monday, somehow, and gives the grid a more wide-open feel than we're used to seeing in early-week puzzles.

49D: Nurse Espinosa on "Scrubs" (Carla)

An interesting way to come at this common bit of fill. Nurse Espinosa becomes only the second Thursday-night NBC workplace sitcom female character named CARLA to find her way into the grid. So congratulations to her.

12D: Bea Arthur sitcom ("Maude")

Speaking of sitcoms ... I love Bea Arthur. She is very very funny. She gets a hard time, on occasion, for being something of a mannish giant, but her comic timing is impeccable. I would say that she is the main reason I occasionally found myself, against all laws of probability, not only watching but liking "Golden Girls." I would say that, but it would be untrue, as the #1 reason I watched was my massive and undying crush on Ms. Betty White, who is my favorite TV comedy actress of all time. She also, along with Richard Dawson, made "Match Game" a thing of genius.

42D: Ross Perot, in 1992 and 1996 (also-ran)

This answer makes me so happy, because, while it's in many ways a simple statement of fact, it reads like a huge Burn to Mr. Perot. I'm pretty much sure if you asked Mr. Perot to describe what he was in 1992 and 1996, this is not the answer he'd give.

That's all. Gotta go watch the Yankees /Red Sox game. Went to a minor league baseball game today, here in Confluence, NY, which was fun even though The Local Team got blown out. I scored the game, live, in real time, in the program scorecard, just as God intended. This kept me so entertained that I totally forgot to eat popcorn and drink beer.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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SUNDAY, Jun. 3, 2007 - Kelsey Blakley

Relative difficulty: Medium

THEME: "Job Descriptions" - famous people described by plays-on-words within common phrases

This puzzle was cute. Not scintillating or mind-blowing, but not bad. The theme answers are kind of ordinary. Hard to get excited by phrases like STOCK CHARACTER or COMPUTER ICON. But what this puzzle lacked in theme prowess, it more than made up for in unusual and vibrant non-theme fill. There are something like 10 answers I'd never heard of before - all of them Downs. Weird. O, wait, I'd never (I don't think) heard of TAP ROOT (21A: Parsnip, e.g.), and that one's an Across. Still this puzzle reads as if the constructor was leading with her Across clues, with the Downs coming later and involving odder letter combinations. Not complaining. The effect is enjoyable.

Theme answers:

• 23A: Charles Schwab? (stock character)
• 31A: Annie Oakley? (shooting star)
• 50A: Leonardo da Vinci? (Master of Arts) - or, if you read it like I did, MASTER O' FARTS
• 64A: Sigmund Freud? (Wizard of Id) - my favorite theme answer
• 69A: Tiger Woods? (ace of clubs)
• 84A: Benjamin Franklin? (lightning bug) - my least favorite? "BUG?" I had ROD.
• 97A: Bill Gates? (computer icon)
• 114A: Babe Ruth? (ballpark figure)

Speaking of "Babe Ruth," the Yankees and Red Sox are involved in another of their epic showdowns this weekend, which so far has involved, let's see, a ton of home runs, several hit batsmen, a couple ejections, a football-like takedown on the basepaths, and at least one concussion. Each team has won a game. People who downplay or dismiss or deride this rivalry simply hate Excellence - or America. Take your pick.

Featured ... Six?:

14A: Sarcastic comment of sympathy ("Boo hoo") - I love this one. I think I say this a lot, especially when Yankees or their fans complain about anything. The other great colloquial phrase in the grid: GOLLY GEE (86D: "Leave it to Beaver" catchphrase).

25A: Service group (tea set)

Part of what I like about the puzzle is the way that phrases can be parsed different ways once you plunk them down in the grid. I was transferring the answers from paper to computer, and when I got here, I thought "What the hell does TEASE T mean?" [What no one dared to do on the set of "D.C. Cab"?]. Also wondered, at some point, what a MODELT was (46D: Classic flivver - still wondering what a "flivver" is). See also ICE DIN (119A: Stranded by winter weather, perhaps).

15D: Where hens sit (on eggs) - I love how the right clue can make pretty much any old phrase work in the grid. [Where hollandaise sauce might go] would work too. My favorite snippet of ordinary language - one made excellent by its cluing - in the grid is 64D: _____ the dinosaur (extinction) [way of]. I went from "????" to "wow, that's good" in very short order.

90D: Welsh cheese dish (rarebit) - I have a collection of a comic called "Dream of the Rarebit Fiend" by pioneering comics artist Winsor McKay. The comic ran about a century ago, and the premise was that each strip would involve ordinary folks in increasingly surreal events, until the final panel revealed that the whole strip was a dream brought on by the dreamer's having eaten too much Welsh RAREBIT the night before. It's one of the most impressive achievements in comics art that I know of. McKay is somewhat better known as the creator of the strip "Little Nemo in Slumberland."

104D: Tchaikovsky's middle name (Ilich) - I'm strangely proud that an answer like this has become a gimme over time, not because it's in the crossword so much, but because I've actually been trying to understand and appreciate classical music over the past few years. I should put on some Tchaikovsky right now. Let's see... Symphony #4 in F Minor. Yes, we'll go with that. Wanted something in A MINOR, just so I could pick up the 1A clue (Key of Beethoven's "Für Elise"), but this symphony is all I have handy. If I'd had Tchaikovsky's violin concerto handy, I could have picked up ARCO too (even though it's clued to a violist - 108D: Bowed, to a violist). I guess there's plenty of ARCO action in a symphony.

45D: Legendary Gaelic poet (Ossian) - Shouldn't this read [Alleged legendary Gaelic poet]? The Ossian controversy was a very big deal in the 18th and 19th centuries, when people could still get exercised about literary matters not sponsored by Oprah. James Macpherson claimed to have translated a cycle of poems from ancient Gaelic by a poet named "Ossian," but the authenticity of the claim was doubted by many, including Samuel Johnson. Still, Macpherson's work was exceedingly popular, and influential on both literature (Scott) and music (Schubert).

The Great Unknown:

• 82A: Author/journalist Fallaci (Oriana) - OK, I very very vaguely know her, but not enough to get this answer without several crosses
• 13D: Overlapping fugue motifs (stretti) - first time I've ever seen the word
• 51D: Faux gold (ormolu) - I know I've seen the word before, but I could not have told you what it meant
• 53D: Agnostic (nescient) - having had some Latin, I guessed this word, but holy crap I have never seen it written down before. I inferred it from PRESCIENT (an actual word).
• 59D: Common muscle protein (myosin)
• 62D: Nutritionist Davis (Adelle)
• 65D: Japanese porcelain (imari)
• 73D: San _____, Argentina (Isidro) - inferred it from place name in CA (San Ysidro)
• 81D: Hungarian spa town (Eger) - ?? ... ?
• 85D: Tony-winning Verdon (Gwen)

Lastly, there is some nice pairing at the bottom of the puzzle. First, I like that ARIL (102A: Seed cover - old skool krosswordese) is followed immediately in the Across column by ARIEL (105A: Cartoon mermaid). Just add "E." And then there's the unintentional homophonic near-synonymity of DOTTIE (117A: Country singer West) and IDIOTIC (118A: Nutty) - also in successive Across clues. Nice.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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