Slangy "mouth" / THU 9-3-26 / Many a "Bridgerton" lady / One might feature rivers and bluffs / Its motto is "Industry" / Luxuriates outdoors, in a way / Cause of a squeaky voice, maybe / Islamic "commander" / What choreologists study

Thursday, September 3, 2026

Constructor: Zhou Zhang

Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium to Medium

THEME: donut holes— I made up the "donut" part because "O"s are shaped like "donuts" but in this puzzle, on five occasions, they represent the word "hole"; these "holes" appear literally (in the grid, in the crossing answers) in the places you might find them irl: 

Theme answers:
  • PIE [HOLE] / N[O]GGIN (2D: Slangy "mouth" found in a 20-Across) / 20A: Noodle)
  • CUBBY [HOLE] / [HOLE] PUNCH / CLASSR[O]OM (11D: Place for storing belongings in a 32-Across / 33D: Tool found in a 32-Across / 32A: School unit)
  • [HOLE] CARDS / P[O]KER GAME (50D: Pocket rockets, e.g., found in a 49-Across / 49A: One might feature rivers and bluffs)
  • MAN[HOLE] / R[O]AD (61D: Underground entrance found in a 73-Across / 73A: It might be paved with good intentions)
Word of the Day: Polyhymnia (53D: Polyhymnia or Clio = MUSE) —

Polyhymnia (/pɒliˈhɪmniə/; Greek: Πολυύμνια, lit.'the one of many hymns'), alternatively Polymnia (Πολύμνια), is, in Greek mythology, the Muse of sacred poetry, sacred hymn, dance and eloquence, as well as agriculture and pantomime. [...] Polyhymnia is depicted as serious, pensive and meditative, and often holding a finger to her mouth, dressed in a long cloak and veil and resting her elbow on a pillar. Polyhymnia is also sometimes credited as being the Muse of geometry and meditation. [...] As one of the Muses, Polyhymnia is the daughter of Zeus and the Titaness Mnemosyne. She was also described as the mother of Triptolemus by Cheimarrhoos, son of Ares, and of the musician Orpheus by Oeagrus. (wikipedia)
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I admire this theme, though I will say I found it a bit FUSSY to solve. Something about the theme density and all the cross-referencing, plus the preponderance of short answers, made the solve feel more like work than fun. For the first half of the solve, I didn't really grasp the meaning of all the cross-referencing (i.e. I didn't get that the "holes" were actually found in very specific and appropriate places. I thought it was just a "O" / "hole" rebus with no particular point, or with a point that would be made clear by a revealer. So I was just ignoring the cross-reference part of the "hole"-answer clues because ... I didn't seem to need it. I got PIE[HOLE], so I didn't feel the need to go looking to see where the PIE[HOLE] was "found." When I'm solving, I don't like to jump around in the grid if I don't have to, so cross-references are things I only follow if I absolutely have to for solving purposes. Sometimes they're actually helpful, but mostly they're a FUSSY nuisance, so if I can get the answer without having to hunt down a cross-reference, that's what I do, and then I just keep going. Once I saw that the "holes" were placed with purpose, I appreciated this theme a lot more. I also like (and I only just noticed this) that both the "O"s in CLASSROOM get turned into "holes." Still not over the idea of a CLASSROOM as a [School unit] ... though I guess, technically, that is what it is. You'd never call it that, but ... OK. Not my favorite clue, but again, love the double-"hole" thing.


I laughed (appropriately?) at HYENA CUB because it seemed so weirdly made-up and desperate. I mean, HYENA CUBs exist, but the idea that you would just go through your wordlist and add "CUB" to the ends of any animals that have CUBs seems absurd. The answer is somehow both original and ridiculous, which is good today, because the grid really needed some pepping up. The theme answers themselves are not very showy, and as I said, most of the rest of the grid is an assemblage of boring-ISH 3-4-5s. CAME DUE, PET NAME, DEBUNK and ENERGIZE all energize the grid a little. With the exception of some crosswordese here and there, the grid holds up pretty well, but never really shines. "AW HELL" is one of those annoying combo answers, [two-letter exclamation] + [mild oath or other expression of some kind], so even though it's kinda sassy and colloquial, I didn't love it. I had "AW HECK" since "HECK" seemed to go better with "AW" (AW GEE, AW SHUCKS, AW ... HELL? I guess). You could put "OH" in there and it's basically the same. This is like a longer version of the whole "OK" genre (e.g. "UH, OK," "UM, OK," "OH, OK" ... "ER, OK" someday, probably, etc.). Funny that HECK did eventually show up, though. Speaking of HECK, that SW corner was (outside the theme) the hardest part of the puzzle for me. The clues on UTAH (56A: Its motto is "Industry"), PATINA (49D: Surface of a well-used wok), HECK (57D: "Tarnation!"), END CUT (!?) (68A: Steak option), and NUM (extreme frowny face) (65D: ___ Lock (PC key)), all made me wonder if I didn't have an error down there somewhere. Oddly, I got the theme answer [HOLE] CARDS easy down there—the surrounding fill, not so much.


Oh, and I finished with an error. Stupid error, really, one I caught relatively quickly when I went back over the puzzle: I had written in HEIRESS for PEERESS (8D: Many a "Bridgerton" lady) and apparently didn't check the crosses thoroughly. No, wait: I remember looking at INABLE and thinking "that is not how you spell that ... oh, well, maybe it's some variation ... like ENSURE/INSURE ..." This means that I didn't check on HITCH, which makes no sense as the answer for 8A: Sales spiel (PITCH). Always check your crosses (he said, primarily to himself)! Surely some of those Bridgerton ladies are HEIRESSes, right? I tried to watch that show once and it didn't take. See also SEINFELD (jk, I've seen some Seinfeld, but like poker, it just wasn't ever really my thing) (though JLD is an idol to me for her post-Seinfeld work, specifically Veep). 


Bullets:
  • 13A: She can speak more than 20 languages (SIRI) — stop personifying these stupid machines. They got you all used to thinking of bots as people with SIRI, but she was just laying the groundwork for the A.I. invasion. Put "She" in quotes. Not a human, not a she. I have owned an iPhone for something like 14 years but I have never once talked to that *****. I know my phone's spying on me regardless, but I'm not going to help it. 
  • 59A: Luxuriates outdoors, in a way (GLAMPS) — glamorous camping = glamping. Camping for people who hate camping but vaguely like fresh air I guess. I've never done it.
  • 73A: It might be paved with good intentions (ROAD) — minor complaint, but I don't like this clue here first because it's the "ROAD to hell" that's paved with good intentions, and second because this is a theme answer, which means the "O" in ROAD is a MAN[hole], and there are no MAN[hole]s on this explicitly metaphorical ROAD.
  • 12D: Cause of a squeaky voice, maybe (HELIUM) — loved this one. Reminded me of being like 12 and blowing up balloons with my sister and stepsister for some party my parents were having, We were definitely sucked down some HELIUM and made our voices squeak, but I think my stepsister passed out at one point, so I really can't recommend this practice, despite the fun memories.
  • 47D: 2, 4, 6 and 8, e.g. (AGES) — uh ... sure. I mean, you can't argue with that. People are those AGES
  • 72A: Letters found near some bars (LTE) — the bars on your cellphone telling you how strong your signal is. 
I watched some US Open tennis last night just for fun. I used to play and be a fan, but that all fell away sometime around the turn of the century. Thinking of starting to follow tennis again and figured the US Open would be a good place to start. I quickly learned two things of crossword interest. First, the two-time defending US Open champion and #1 women's player in the world (for nearly two years straight now) is named ARYNA Sabalenka. I can see why SABALENKA hasn't appeared in a crossword yet, but ARYNA!?!? I do believe that Sabalenka is successful enough at this point for her first name to finally make a grid appearance. Stunned it hasn't yet. Also, there is apparently a young Filipino tennis phenom named Alexandra EALA who is *tremendously* popular despite not having won any major tournaments yet: "On August 24, 2026, she achieved a career-high singles ranking of world No. 18, the highest ever for a Filipino and Southeast Asian in WTA Tour history. She is the first Filipino to break into the top 20, defeat top-10 opponents, reach the fourth round of a major, reach the semifinals of a WTA 1000 event, and win a WTA Tour title, clinching her breakthrough at the 2026 Washington Open" (wikipedia). She is a national hero in her native country, and apparently beloved by tennis fans worldwide. If her name ever gets loose in the grid, which seems likely, esp. if she ever wins a major, then look out. The age of EALA will be upon us.

[ARYNA (5) Sabalenka]

[Alexandra EALA (4)]

That's all. See you next time.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld 

P.S. someone pointed out in the Comments that the theme “O”s are the only “O”s on the whole grid, which is an elegant touch from a thematic standpoint, although it’s probably the reason the fill is a bit tepid overall. Hard to fill a grid well when you deprive yourself of a common vowel.

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75 comments:

Conrad 6:18 AM  


Easy. They shouldn't have highlighted the theme answers, because the intersecting square was always an O/hole.
* * _ _ _

Overwrites:
I thought HYENAs were dog-like, so I had 5D ending in pUp before CUB.
AW HEck at 51D before AW HELL (fixed because HECK showed up at 57D)

No WOEs.

Bob Mills 6:28 AM  

I was ready to yell, "Hurray! A Thursday without a theme!" Then I read Rex' column. OK. I solved it as a themeless, without ever sniffing the trick.

Good puzzle. Needed one look-up, to get UTAH (the last answer I'd have expected from that clue). Never heard of GLAMPS, but got it from the crosses.
Needed to change "empress" to PEERESS.

I've played poker for 70 years, but don't understand how "rivers" fits the clue (anyone?).

Anonymous 6:29 AM  

And the “hole-O’s” are the only Os in the puzzle

Son Volt 7:05 AM  

Fun trick to play - thought about rebussing “HOLE” into those squares but didn’t need to. PIE HOLE got me the theme and was also my favorite.

AGES Of You

The 16 high grid was well filled - PET NAME x ENERGIZE and HYENA CUB are top notch. Rex highlights the winners and loser well. Limited glue for a constraining type grid is nice to see - the time was put in on this one.

No one's FUSSY, I'm a target

Not overly difficult for late week but an enjoyable Thursday morning solve nonetheless.

Rory Gallagher

Iris 7:15 AM  

Concur about the Siri thing. I do not talk to it. I am sick of Google Search also now calling itself “I”. And all chatbot things, esp when they claim to “think” or “write.” Algorithmic plagiarism programs are not minds. Only living beings possess minds.

RooMonster 7:16 AM  

Hey All !
We get a 16 Long grid today. Unsure as to why?

Took a sec, after getting PIEO for the ole brain to ask, "What in tarhooties is PIEO? Ohhh, I see. PIE "HOLE"!" Grokked it, continued on.

Noticed no extraneous O's, unlike YesterPuz's extra M's. Nice

44 Blockers, still a tad high, even for an extra row grid.

Good puz overall. Seems more like it should've ran on Wednesday, but I guess the editors are busy with rolling out the new Games Quickie thingie that has appeared on the NYT Games site.

Hope y'all have a great Thursday!

Three F's
RooMonster
DarrinV

Eric NC 7:19 AM  

As in the River or last card turned over e.g. Texas Hold’em

Anonymous 7:22 AM  

The River card is the last community card put up in some poker variations like Omaha.

Lewis 7:23 AM  

What a terrific and original idea for a theme. I could only find one puzzle from almost 20 years ago that played with the word “hole”. That puzzle had theme answers such as KITCHEN SINK and MICHAEL J FOX, with the reveal HOLE clued as a word that could follow the last word of the theme phrases.

Today, Zhou goes two layers deeper. First, having the letter O represent “Hole”, and second, crossing that O with a word that starts with or follows “hole”. Brilliant!

What may be hidden in all this cleverness is that Zhou is a superb technician, so cleanly executing a grid with five crossing theme answers – so constricting! – not to mention nixing any o’s in the grid outside of the theme answers.

And, as a coda, she crafts a heart-melting constructor note.

All this has thrown me into a happy-to-be-alive cloud. Ten puzzles into the Times, Zhou, you have already left a lasting mark. Thank you for a splendid outing today!

Rick Sacra 7:24 AM  

Easy for me for a thursday at 10:23. Enjoyed it lot, especially the double O in CLASSROOM with the rather classic CUBBYhole and holePUNCH. Nice touch about no other "O"s. We're seeing a lot of Zhou Zhang lately, and I'm enjoying these a lot! So thanks. : )

Anonymous 7:25 AM  

It’s in Texas Hold’em.

EasyEd 7:26 AM  

Should have been easy but like Rex drew a blank in the SW after entering OCARDS. Finally had to look up PATINA, then took another 5 seconds to finish. One surprise in NE was PEERESES, an unusual title, that I originally entered as HIERESSES, but of course that didn’t fly. Hand up for pUp before CUB, and Ahdarn/Ahdrat before the AW variations. GLAMPing is something I have learned from NYT crossword puzzles. Overall thought this was a well organized puzzle.

Anonymous 7:29 AM  

I think you missed one hole. There are five, not four. What about hole punch?

DAVinHOP 7:30 AM  

Interesting take by Rex on this puzzle. At first, thought the extra 1/2-star too generous, but (as often happens) after reading the write-up, he supports his view. Guess that's on brand with his chosen career.

Did the puzzle need a revealer though? Given the theme, that each letter "O" was ultimately a substitute for "Hole", I think the possibilities for a clever revealer could have been explored (if able to be crammed into the construction, an obviously big "if").

Didn't notice the "hole-O" exclusivity until coming here. Amen to personifying and genderizing SIRI...NOT A "SHE!". When that was the answer needed to be filled in, I uttered (in a Roy Kent voice) "It".

And greatly amused that Rex's observations in the long paragraph about the US Open culminated in their crossword puzzle names' appropriateness. NYT Magazine (perhaps where I read it) had a recent article about the exorbitant cost of tickets to that event. Rex's take was a more enjoyable read.

jberg 7:37 AM  

I'm going to channel @Nancy, and post before reading Rex or anyone else. There are two big problems with this puzzle. First, the theme is not symmetrical. There should be a theme answer where GLAMPS is. Second, "Well, shucks" clues AW HEck, not AW HELL. Of course the HECK would have been a dupe, so I didn't put it in--but AW HELL just doesn't mean the same thing. I got stuck in that corner after almost finishing an otherwise very easy puzzle, and finished only by looking up what Tina Fey got Emmys for.

Now I'll go read everybody and come back.

Anonymous 7:41 AM  

I enjoyed the theme even though I didn’t find the puzzle that easy.🎈🎈🎊🎊

kitshef 7:43 AM  

The Greek mythology fan in me enjoyed MUSE crossing SIRENS. Also liked HECK and HELL so close together.

After solving, I felt like this could have used one more themer. But I had not notcied the "where they are found" element which makes it more complex.

Terrible clue for AGES.

pabloinnh 7:44 AM  

Caught on at PIEO, O=hole, I thought, and this will be fun, I thought and it sure was. Didn't really notice that the holes were all connected to the crosses until I finished and went back to see what I had missed and was suitably impressed. Very nice work indeed.

I have yet to see either Seinfeld or Bridgerton but the crosses were easy enough. Found out something interesting about PUMAs and was delighted to see two old friends crossing each other, hello HIES and you too SMEE.

Interestingly enough, I watch just enough tennis yesterday to notice the name ARYNA and had exactly the same reaction as OFL. Coming soon to a puzzle near you.

Very nice Thursday indeed, ZZ, and if you think I'm abandoning Zig Zag as how I solved, I am not. Thanks for all the fun.

On a personal note, as our house felt wrong with no cat, we went to the Humane Society yesterday and brought home 14-year oirl, Nike, a jet black short hair, She is quickly settling in and things are returning to semi-normal.


SouthsideJohnny 7:44 AM  

A winner, with a straightforward theme and pretty much straightforward cluing as well. My kind of a Thursday.

PEERESS was new to me, but the crosses were solid so hard to argue with that one. All muses are pretty obscure to me, so the fact that Rex chose one as the WOTD just indicates that they probably chose a “particularly” obscure muse, lol. . I will try to remember CLIO in that regard, but my first thought when I saw that clue was some type of an award. Side question - was Mrs CLIO one of those late-night rip off infomercials (I believe she played a psychic or a mind reader or something). Are those things still around (infomercials?), or has that genre pretty much coalesced around the Home Shopping Network and whatever similar incarnations have popped up out of the woodwork ?

Rex mentioned it, and I concur that the clue for END CUT is at best a head-scratcher. It’s technically correct, but misses the mark pretty badly in my opinion.

Lewis 7:48 AM  

B
L
A
C
K
O UT E R S P A C E

Andy Freude 7:49 AM  

I’m a fan of ZZ’s puzzles, but today’s was a bit tepid. Brilliant construction, not much fun to solve. Oh, well.

If the ROAD to hell has a MAN[HOLE], that must be a shortcut to your destination.

jberg 7:56 AM  

I had to read Wordplay to realize that there were no non-thematic Os in the grid, a nice touch that makes me feel better about the whole thing.

I GLAMPED once, in Namibia, before the word was invented. We were driving along, it was after dark, and we had not booked a place to stay--we had planned to stay in a game park, but they were fully booked. So we saw a place along the highway, turned in, and were told that what they had were "luxury tents." They had real beds and en suite toilets (a mixed blessing.) But it was raining, so we took it. That was back in the 1990s, only much later did I learn about GLAMPING here in the USA.

Happy anniversary to the constructor!

Berndo 8:25 AM  

Kind of annoying that the app/website doesn't accept the rebus hole.

Beezer 8:27 AM  

Good write up by Rex and I was relieved to have an NYT-worthy puzzle today! Having not watched Bridgerton (but seeing ads/blurbs, etc) I also put heiRESS before PEERESS. Also, because I don’t know much about Texas hold’em and “pocket rockets” (um, at first I thought of those motorcycles called “crotch rockets”) the SW area took me a little longer to suss out, but fair crosses made it workable.
ZZ has become one of my favorite constructors!

Anonymous 8:29 AM  

I knew River as a poker term due to Nate Silver's use of this term as a metaphor relating to one's political sensibilities

Liveprof 8:32 AM  

Why did the forty thieves in the ALI BABA tale never go to prison? They had good alibibis.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

SMEE.

Come in.

(From yesterday.) A religious sect comprised of divorced folks who still worship their former spouses: EXISTS.

We were driving around in a rented Ford Bronco recently, following the directions from its GPS lady. She said, "At the next light, you must turn right." A few moments later she repeated, "At the next light, you must turn right." Then, without skipping a beat, she said, "If the glove don't FIT, you must acquit." Amazing.

I learned two new poker terms today: river and hole card. Once in a while, when I'm flipping through TV channels, I run into a POKER GAME on one of the sports channels. It's amusing to think of it as a sport, and brings me back 70 years to when my dad would sit around playing gin rummy with his buddies. In food-stained undershirts covering their big bellies, they smoked cigars and drank schnapps. I never realized they were athletes.

thfenn 8:32 AM  

Never thought of using "hole" for a rebus, just went with O being "hole" (for downs) and it worked. Really enjoyed uncovering the trick, but took me longer than many as I just thought I was making mistakes, all the way down to MANO. But wanted more. No blacko? (thank you, @Lewis), oinone? asso? hello? Maybe the crosses for some would be tough. Just wanted more on this cold rainy start to Thursday, but happy taking what I can get.

mathgent 8:37 AM  

I know, of course, that Rex is the anti-Lewis. He finds fault with every puzzle. That's what makes him popular (50,000 readers, they say). And yet I was annoyed to read his negative comments today, so much did I love this puzzle. I found everything about it to be delightful.

Steve 8:46 AM  

I was wondering how a hOCKEy game had rivers and bluffs.

Anonymous 8:50 AM  

I had PIE[HOLE] until I realized N[HOLE]GGIN made way less sense than NOGGIN (and that O looks kinda like a hole!), so changed the HOLE to O and kept with that for the rest of the puzzle.

I talk to Siri on a semi-regular basis, but only for one thing: "Hey Siri, set a timer for 20 min" (you can literally say "min" instead of "minutes"!) is way, way faster and easier than unlocking the phone, opening the Utilities folder, choosing Clock, navigating to Timers, and then scrolling the thing to 20 minutes! Siri mostly seems like garbage for searches, etc., but it's great for setting timers!

Anonymous 8:51 AM  

Tech complaint: puzzle would not play the happy music when I actually entered "HOLE" in the appropriate spots as rebuses. Had to go back and type the simple "O" into each before puzzle would complete. I know it's only a rebus down not across but still would think puzzle would solve either way.

If you want a good laugh Google and watch "jimmy fallon morgan freeman helium"

Eric 9:09 AM  

Absolutely loathed this one. I’ve never heard of a “yee haw”, “glamp”, or “hole card”.

Anonymous 9:23 AM  

I did the same thing and spent a few minutes rereading all my answers to make sure there wasn't a typo. Kind of similar to the ZZ Top puzzle recently. (And this one was constructed by a ZZ!)

Jnlzbth 9:25 AM  

Loved this puzzle. It's just what I like on a Thursday: a cute theme that makes me smile. I especially liked the CUBBYHOLE/CLASSROOM cross, which had me thinking back to Miss Cameron's kindergarten class, Roosevelt Avenue School, Ames, Iowa, 1960-61. Our cubbyholes had soft rugs in them that we took out and laid on the floor for naptime.

I had much the same solving experience as Rex, with the SW corner giving me a little trouble. My wok was Pitted before it developed a PATINA. But it all worked out and was a fun way to start the day. Thanks, Zhou Zhang!

Jnlzbth 9:33 AM  

So nice that you rescued a senior cat. She's lucky!

Hugh 9:39 AM  

I was psyched to see ZZ's name as the constructor today and, as usual, my excitement was well warranted. I had a lot of fun with this.
I thought the cross referencing worked so well as you don't have to travel too far from the reference to see what it is actually referring to. It's right there in the cross! That, along with those being the only O's in the grid, added some real elegance to the whole affair. I can only say "WOW"!
Much I didn't know today. The SW nearly did me in. My poker knowledge is rudimentary (I guess that's why I almost never walk away winning) so HOLECARDS took work. And that was a LOT of work as my knowledge of SIRENS seems to be even more limited than poker and UTAH as clued was just unknown to me. I was very proud of myself that ASKME came quickly, but then ENDCUT and PATINA, not so much. I'm not sure what got it all to click but it finally did.
Up in the NE, PEERESS is nowhere in my brain but the crosses were fair.
Some nice longer stuff with EPICFAIL, PETNAME, and ALIBABA. The last of which had some nice, creative clueing. Going down we had some more cool fill with ENERGIZE, DEBUNK, and HELIUM, all fun words in my book.
Only wincing today came from putting 'HOLE" in all those squares as a Rebus and didn't get the happy music upon completion. Took me a second to realize I had to undo it all and just leave the "O's". Still didn't take any joy away from the solve, it was just too good.
Zhou, when it comes to crossword constructing, you are indeed an ARTISTE. So much to like today, thank you! Looking forward to the next adventure you bring us!

Anonymous 9:39 AM  

But the crosses would be nonsense with a rebus in there (NholeGGIN?), and besides, the O is a visual representation of a hole. I think it's perfect as is.

Stillwell 9:41 AM  

Aren’t hyenas canines?

walrus 9:46 AM  

it would have made a fine wednesday. at least we didn't have to endure all the clues containing two words starting with "z", but maybe that would be zany enough of to be enjoyable.

Lewis 9:59 AM  

That constructor note, BTW, can be read on WordPlay.

Anonymous 10:23 AM  

Incredibly annoying, I spent so much time trying to find a nonexistent error before realizing that of course it doesn't.

Anonymous 10:23 AM  

Your clock is in a utility folder?
Hmm. Mine is on the screen. And the timer function is on the bottom of the page once you open the clock. And scrolling? I guess. Its a wheel thst doins mighty fast.
But, hey, you do you.

Anonymous 10:29 AM  

Omg yall I genuinely, for a moment, had ASS [HOLE] in 1D. Because I was putting the word “hole” in once I figured out the theme, and I was like….whoaaaa.

jb129 10:48 AM  

I solved this as.a themeless without any idea what was going on. I thought for sure it was a rebus but then ....
Thank you, ZZ. I would never give up on a puzzle, like yesterday's, constructed by you & it paid off :)

Erik 10:55 AM  

cosign

Masked and Anonymous 11:00 AM  

Holey ThursPuz, HYENACUB! Nice, different type of puztheme, where O's get to be rebus-like critters. Like.
Solvequest seemed easier than yesterday's, at our house.

staff weeject pick: SUR. Not the Big one -- the French on one, evidently. Alas, I don't know much French.

some fave stuff: HELIUM and its clue. EPICFAIL. RERUN clue. PEERESS [Had HEIRESS, for way too long]. FUSSY.
And ... long time, no SMEE!

Thanx for the fun, Ms. Zhang darlin. Nice job.

Masked & Anonymo9Us

p.s.
Runt puzzle:
**gruntz**

M&A

Anonymous 11:02 AM  

Read Rex’s second bullet point.

Gary Jugert 11:05 AM  

Por favor, déle alta prioridad a esto.

Administrative note: I have been adding a Spanish phrase at the top of my posts for two years now. I have not learned to speak Spanish, but I am way better at guessing how to translate short goofy phrases from the puzzle. Sometimes I don't even check them in Go-ogle. So, yay for me. I started doing them because some blog wonk whined about me giving a daily update on my move to Albuquerque, so here we are with my epic level of being insufferable (i.e., petty). I do apologize to those who actually know Spanish for my ham-handed tribute to a beautiful language.

I suppose it makes sense after Sunday's GAH, and yesterday's AWKA, to be handed today's MEH with plain dry toast. The O's are sometimes holes ... sigh. It is gunk-lite and mostly funny, so I think it's great.

I live on that ROAD, it's really a highway, and I would've preferred a bit more specific and inevitably humorous cluing. It goes to HECK after all.

Um, I think it's more accurately a PERSON HOLE.

So the E on the end of ARTIST. Is that a fancyism, or is it really a thing?

❤️ Noodle / NOGGIN. YUK. FUSSY. ASK ME.

😩 HECK 'n' HELL.

Gunkometer--
People: 5
Places: 2
Products: 6
Partials: 6
Foreignisms: 2
--
Gary's Grid Gunk Gauge: 21 of 80 (26%)

Funny Factor: 4 🙂

🔥 Ooh-la-la! 🔥 YEE-Haw. Pocket rockets.

Uniclues:

1 Engage the 90s.
2 Although it was technically "out back behind," this was the center of learning in my family.
3 Eponym for when it won't open.
4 Staying in a Hampton Inn outside of Vernal.
5 When she decided to go with "Blowin' in the Wind" instead of the usual song and the Dylan-hating fellas sailed on past.
6 Support group for poet wannabes receiving poor reviews after Erato's iffy help.
7 Directions for an anti-Imperialist sniper.

1 ENABLE SEINFELD (~)
2 SHED CLASSROOM
3 ALI BABA FUSSY
4 UTAHISH GLAMPS
5 SIREN'S EPIC FAIL
6 MUSE SCAR, ASSN. (~)
7 HOLE PUNCH TSAR AFAR (~)

My Fascinating Crossword Uniclue Keepsake from Last Year: แกมาทำอะไรในหนองน้ำของข้า เจ้าลา!? THAI OGRE SLANG.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

jae 11:05 AM  

Easy. I caught the theme early with PIE O and didn’t hit any major obstacles.

No WOEs.

Costly erasures.- asiA before URSA and cap before NUM.

Fun breezy Thursday, liked it.




Adam S 11:08 AM  

I like HYENA CUB too.

On Rex's point about being in two minds about adding CUB to the end of animals, Erik Agard made a great point about this on Crosscord when someone asked whether POLAR BEAR CUB was green paint. Quoting directly:

"this is a great example of something where i think the median crosscord user, crossword blogger, etc might go "that's green paint" while (i may be projecting here) the median crossword solver would be like "aww, a polar bear cub""

Anonymous 11:09 AM  

I had the same experience in the SW! And with heiress. I actually had peeress with the crossed and thought heiress was a better answer (and thought inable plausible somehow). I told myself come back and change it if I don’t get the music… but I also have a wildly short memory and it took a minute to fix lol

Anonymous 11:16 AM  

Aside from the fact that Siri isn’t a person, you can set Siri to “be” either male or female—and with different accents. My Siri has a British male voice, which leads to some very odd pronunciations of streets with Spanish names when Siri is giving directions in Apple Maps. (Big demerit to Apple, btw, for its new “Lake America.”)

kitshef 11:18 AM  

Short answer, no. Longer answer. Hyenas are in the suborder Feliformia, or "cat-like" carnivores.

Teedmn 11:24 AM  

Like @Conrad, I considered HYENAs dog-like and thus pup went in and then out of the pLASSROOM, one of three writeovers (misspelling SieNFELD and being an ARTISan).

Like Rex, I didn't notice that the HOLE rebuses crossed their cross-referenced answers. I think Rex is right that it's the road to HELL that's paved with good intentions, but it seems right that you get to that road through a MANHOLE.

I'm pretty sure ALI BABA has been clued in a similar way before but that didn't stop me from smiling at "Character with a famous opening line?"

I've heard the term "river" in regards to POKER GAMEs but never "pocket rockets".

Zhou Zhang, thanks for another fun puzzle.

JonB3 11:30 AM  

Not knowing the meaning of pocket rockets, I first had 50D as "face" cards, but soon realized it meant "hole". And Zhou Zhang is a co-constructor in today's LA Times Xword.

Anonymous 11:45 AM  

Yeah, I had that problem, too, so I looked over the wHOLE puzzle and eventually decided that it looked correct; then I swapped O for HOLE and got the notification that the puzzle was solved. That seemed silly -- they should have accepted both versions.

Anonymous 11:59 AM  

In the sticks, we have our cats "delivered" i.e. either they stray in or a$$HOLE neighbors drop 'em. We have to "fetch" a dog or two and it hasn't "catted" in a while. We are down to one gray stray so may be time to "fetch" a cat.

Anonymous 12:07 PM  

END CUT should be prine rib option not steak

Anonymous 12:22 PM  

Enjoyed overall, but oof! that southwest corner :-/

Anonymous 12:33 PM  

A A
R R
M M
P O L O S H I R T

I could see repeated answers in a wacky Thursday theme (and the two HOLEs here make sense!), but actually filling the grid around this theme cluster would be a nightmare.

Anonymous 12:43 PM  

Pocket Rockets = aces not just any hole cards. But most people call them "bullets" today.

Anonymous 12:43 PM  

someone else caught it. Nice.

Dr Random 1:15 PM  

I twice had the experience Rex describes of filling in a plausible incorrect word and finding it later, both AW HECK (so much better than AW HELL, as many have affirmed) and also the very boring APP as an Apple purchase (I was thinking of iPhones) before going back to the top and realizing 1A was APPS. In both cases, the incorrect one stayed until I realized the correct on was undeniable.

okanaganer 1:42 PM  

@Lewis 7:48 am: nice one!

okanaganer 1:57 PM  

Such a fun refreshing puzzle after yesterday's slog! Impressive theme, especially having no O's that aren't HOLEs. I actually didn't get the trick until I hit [HOLE]CARDS, then it went pretty fast.

Hands up for AW HECK before HELL. Rex is right; there's been a rash of those sayings lately.

The clue for HELIUM prompts a story. In architecture school, our studios were on the upper floor of the building, each year separated by a 6 foot high side partitions. One afternoon, Randy came in dragging a helium tank and a bunch of stuff. "I'm gonna be a father!", he announced, and proceeded to hand out cigars and inflate a bunch of balloons. We sat around smoking (well a few of us did, not me) and partying and, inevitably, sucking helium and talking funny. After about 15 minutes of this racket, a guy from the next studio poked his head around the end of the partition and asked politely "could you hold it down; we're writing an exam." I poked my head around for a look and was horrified: a class of 30 had been there writing away the whole time.

Les S. More 2:09 PM  

A very workmanlike Thursday puzzle. The theme was great, even though, like Rex, I don’t really like cross-referencing. But I picked up the O/hole thing at CLASSROOM and liked it.

Never seen a single episode of Bridgerton, so PEERESS took a while. Likewise with SEINFELD. I’ve seen less than a dozen episodes but the show seems to be a crossword fave. Got it from S_____D.

Haven’t played poker in many years, so “rivers” threw me.

PATINA is something I think about when I think about bronze sculptures or copper roofs. My wok is well seasoned, not PATINAed. Actually, I hardly use a wok anymore so it’s just dusty, in the cupboard, sadly neglected. Why? Because woks aren’t meant to be employed on the flat surfaces of western stove tops. They perform better when set “into” the heat and their shape means they aren’t particularly stable on my gas range. I do all my stir frying in a big French carbon steel fry pan with fairly steep sides. Works great. Sort of like a wide bottomed shallow wok. I can hear some of you crying, “Just buy a wok ring!” But no, I don’t need more accessories in that cupboard.

Anyway, good puzzle with a really good theme, but not the most exciting thing I’ve solved from this constructor.

Beezer 2:11 PM  

You just reminded me that I thought the same thing on AGES…

Beezer 2:17 PM  

Well, I have no clue about why there should be a theme answer where GLAMPS is, other than NOGGIN is part of the theme answers. I’m not saying you are wrong, but does it matter that PIEO and MANO are symmetrical?

Unknown 2:33 PM  

hyenaCUB and CUBby0 - is that too much

Anonymous 2:37 PM  

love backcountry camping, and glamping is great as an alternative to hotels, which i hate. most people do both.

Lynn 2:52 PM  

Something else that works and is easy is a timer.

Gary Jugert 2:53 PM  

@pabloinnh7:44 AM
Hooray for Nike! It'll be fun to hear about her. She's hit the jackpot.

Anonymous 2:59 PM  

Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Anonymous 3:04 PM  

Fun Thursday puzzle, enjoyed the holes!
Thanks, Rex, for the explanation of LTE.
The SW was impossible for me - I know nothing about ___ERGAME or steak or HoleCARDS, but glad to find out about them.
I for one love these clever gadgets in my life and I do personify them. Especially my Roomba which always seems to want to leave the house and go on an explore.
The other grandmother recently got hit head on by a car that strayed into her lane - her own clever dying car asked her if she needed help and the called the police and fire service! Her Apple Watch alerted all her emergency contacts and told them the exact location of the accident! So her daughter was able to get there and ride with her in the ambulance. Astounding

Anonymous 3:13 PM  

Most people do both what?

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