Start behaving more responsibly, literally? / MON 4-1-24 / Former N.S.C. staffer at the center of the Iran-Contra affair, literally? / Jennifer Lopez #1 hit with the lyric "What you get is what you see" / Alpinist's activity, literally?

Monday, April 1, 2024

Constructor: Alan Arbesfeld

Relative difficulty: Challenging (for a Monday solved Downs-only)


THEME: going up — all the themers are Downs that have to be inverted in order to make sense ("literally")

Theme answers:
  • FAEL WEN A (3D: Start behaving more responsibly, literally?) ("turn over A NEW LEAF")
  • GNITCA (7D: Malfunctioning, literally?) (ACTING up)
  • NOOM DAB (9D: Lunar omen in a 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival hit, literally?) ("BAD MOON Rising")
  • NIATNUOM (38D: Alpinist's activity, literally?) (MOUNTAIN climbing)
  • DRIB EHT (41D: Make a rude gesture with one's finger, literally?) (flip THE BIRD)
  • REVILO (48D: Former N.S.C. staffer at the center of the Iran-Contra affair, literally?) (OLIVER North) (... ugh)
Word of the Day: WERNER Herzog (45D: Film director Herzog) —

Werner Herzog (German: [ˈvɛʁnɐ ˈhɛʁtsoːk]; né Stipetić; born 5 September 1942) is a German filmmaker, actor, opera director, and author. Regarded as a pioneer of New German Cinema, his films often feature ambitious protagonists with impossible dreams, people with unusual talents in obscure fields, or individuals in conflict with nature. His style involves avoiding storyboards, emphasizing improvisation, and placing his cast and crew into real situations mirroring those in the film they are working on.

In 1961, when Herzog was 19, he started work on his first film Herakles. He has since produced, written, and directed over 60 films and documentaries such as Aguirre, the Wrath of God (1972), The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser (1974), Heart of Glass (1976), Stroszek (1977), Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979), Fitzcarraldo (1982), Cobra Verde (1987), Lessons of Darkness (1992), Little Dieter Needs to Fly (1997), My Best Fiend (1999), Invincible (2001), Grizzly Man (2005), Encounters at the End of the World (2007), Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009), and Cave of Forgotten Dreams (2010). He has also published over 12 books of prose and directed many operas.

French filmmaker François Truffaut once called Herzog "the most important film director alive". American film critic Roger Ebert said that Herzog "has never created a single film that is compromised, shameful, made for pragmatic reasons, or uninteresting. Even his failures are spectacular". He was named one of the world's 100 most influential people by Time in 2009. (wikipedia)

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I was braced for some dumb April Fools trick and well here it is. I think the theme is fine, I guess, but it's a Wednesday-level theme for sure. As a Downs-only solve, this was one of the harder Mondays I've done. You'd think making the theme answers Downs would be a help in a Downs-only solve, but it is not, and it really was not today. When you solve Downs-only, usually you are shooting the (Across) theme answers full of letters until you're able to infer them, and maybe infer the gimmick. But when the themers are Downs, well, you get no help from the Acrosses (obviously), and today, the gimmick was really gimmicky, so not having an assist from crosses really hurt. The theme seems like a reasonable concept. Fine for later in the week, not really appropriate for a Monday, but maybe appropriate for this most annoying of "holidays." The difficulty lay in the fact that every theme answer was "literally" expressing a different form of reversal, so even after I'd gotten the idea (with "BAD MOON Rising"), I couldn't figure out what to do with some of the answers. That is, I couldn't figure out what the missing words were that were supposed to signify "Up." Worst of all was FAEL WEN A, which requires the solver to mentally supply a *lot* of words, not just one word like "up" or "rising," but two ("turn over"), and then the answer itself is not one or two but three words—extremely hard to parse when what you're staring at is _A(E?)(L?P?)W_NA. The other themer that gave me real trouble was REVILO, partly because "North" is a pretty weak "reversal" clue, but mostly because I completely blocked that *&$% out of my brain. Clean erased him. Sent him to the oblivion he deserves. A traitorous lying sack of &*$%. And you want to turn him into whimsy? No. Absolutely not. You need a 6-letter "North" answer? Try ATOKAD instead of inflicting that miserable *$%% on unsuspecting solvers. 


But I can't say I hated the basic concept here. Again, without that OLIVER guy, and later in the week, and with a few terrible bits of fill eliminated from the grid (OWERS???), this puzzle would've made a fine Wednesday. The most intolerable answer, from the perspective of someone who teaches Dante every semester (that is, me), is DANTEAN (19D: Reminiscent of work by the 14th-century author of "Inferno"). I grimaced so hard my face nearly froze. Well, first, I just had DANT- and no idea how I was supposed to fit DANTESQUE (the correct adjective) into just seven squares. Sincerely, I had DANT- and no idea where that was supposed to go. If I have seen DANTEAN ... I don't know when. I googled it and it seems someone somewhere uses it, but DANTESQUE is more than three times as popular as a search term. DANTEAN is defensible, but it was a huge clank in my ears, for sure. On the other hand, I loved CHANDLER, but only because, solving Downs-only, I supplied my own hardboiled detective fiction context. Then I come to find out that it was clued via "Friends." Sigh. I did enjoy that show, and RIP Matthew Perry (who was very good), but I cannot imagine a circumstance in which I would choose that CHANDLER over Raymond CHANDLER. Luckily, for the entirety of the solve, today's CHANDLER *was* Raymond CHANDLER, since the clue existed only in my mind—yet another perk of Downs-only solving.


I was also happy to see the great WERNER Herzog. Kind of startling that WERNER hasn't appeared in the NYTXW in 12 years (!?!?). All those ultra-common letters in a shortish answer and ... nothing? For that long? Bizarre. Looking the grid over now, it actually seems pretty lively for a Monday grid, theme aside. MINIDONUT is nice, and UNCERTAIN and BELITTLE are at least solid. STOUT MOMMY. TREBEK VISION. ARNOLD NAUSEA. None of this is gonna knock anyone's socks off, but it more than holds up, esp. for a Monday puzzle. I guess I come out more on the pro- than the anti- side today, despite my antipathy for everything April Fools-related. The "trick" was actually very gettable, and mostly enjoyable to work out on a theme answer-by-theme answer basis. Cruddy fill was kept to a minimum. Yes. Approved. Good day.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld 

P.S. Ew, sorry, totally forgot about TADAS (because it was an Across and I didn't really see it). I said there was very little cruddy fill in this grid, and that remains true, but TADAS is 100% garbage. Plural!? LOL, no, never.

P.P.S. Why is "14th century" even in the DANTEAN clue??? [Reminiscent of work by the author of "Inferno"] makes total sense. What other "author of 'Inferno'" is there? It's Dante's Inferno, not Roald Dahl's Inferno or Dr. Seuss's Inferno or Danielle Steel's Inferno. Take out "14th century" and you get a tighter, less awkward clue while losing nothing in clarity.

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70 comments:

GILL I. 12:19 AM  

There is no inane puzzle story from me today. This one covers it all.

jae 12:21 AM  

Tough because parsing/figuring out the theme answers required pausing and thinking as opposed to the typical Monday which mostly requires reading and typing…so maybe Tuesday?

Clever and fun, liked it a bunch!



Croce Solvers - The east side of Croce’s Freestyle #898 was mostly easy (for a Croce) for me, the west side was quite a bit tougher. Good luck!

Anonymous 12:46 AM  

I kind of liked the theme, but I’m a fan of cryptics and it had that feel.

Anonymous 12:58 AM  

Had Munchkins before MINIDONUT

Anonymous 1:26 AM  

At least they put Oliver North right between flips THE BIRD and STOOP TO

okanaganer 1:34 AM  

Like Rex solving down clues only, I found this challenging. It took some significant effort to get the theme, which gradually filled in the blanks until I finished... but with an error at square 67. TOMMY crossing MISS T. (Evidently The Divine MISS M was an album of Bette's from 1972. 1972!!) Completely defensible mistake, but that's the risk you run doing downs only.

Geez a lot of names. Mostly old and/or familiar, but still. MGM DEERE CHANDLER LANSING ARES TREBEK SETH LISA ARNOLD ANNE WERNER OLIVER yeesh.

[Spelling Bee: Sun currently -1 missing a 5er. Will try again in the morning.]

Jeffrey Graebner 2:08 AM  

I'm guessing the "14th Century" descriptor was to distinguish it from Dan Brown's fairly recent "Inferno" (part of the "Da Vinci Code" series), but I also think anyone who thinks of Brown before Dante when seeing that title probably deserves to struggle a bit with the clue.

This puzzle slowed me down a little bit because "minidonut" is the same number of letters as "lifesaver" and the rather awful "tadas" is the same length as "voila". Realized both were wrong quickly when I started on the downs, though. 

Anonymous 2:12 AM  

Not. A. Monday.

MeInRealOnline 2:21 AM  

I know maturity is expected, but anal and oral beside each other was absolutely a minor discussion at some point…

SharonAK 3:26 AM  

I don't accept that "literally" works.
Once I got the idea with noomdb/badmoon I enjoyed finding the other theme answers and thinking of the word to be mentally added.
Just don't think "literal" is accurate.
Oh, actually. Did not get Oliver North until I came here. North seems a bit of a stretch of the gimmick and I didn't immediately remember what the Iran/Ctr affair was

















DavidP 4:00 AM  

Without the 14th century clue, it could definitely have been DANBROWNESQUE

Anonymous 4:08 AM  

A Monday with a theme that would be fair game on any non-April Fools Wednesday, so my Tuesdayish solve time makes sense. The previous April Fools Monday (2019) has a gimmick that's much more Monday-level, IMO. My biggest slowdown today was getting ROOSTER, inferring the L in IMREAL, and then wanting 50A to be something-TALK.

I think "north" is a standard way to indicate reversals in cryptic clues when the answer is a Down? Correct me if I'm wrong. Not that using cryptic clue conventions would be a very Monday thing to do.

MAMA and MOMMY in the same puzzle? Come on. Though the only fix I see right away is replacing 14A with ONEL, which isn't crosswordese I'd like to see on a Monday.

Bob Mills 5:17 AM  

Easy, like most Mondays, but fun to solve. I think DANTEAN is a stretch, but that's a quibble, not a criticism. I give the constructor credit for a neat creation for April Fool's Day.

Steve Mallam 5:22 AM  

I quite enjoyed this one and found it slightly easier than usual (at least, I was a minute faster than average) - though I didn’t do downs only and it helped I got Bad Moon quickly.
Agree on “TADAS” (which I got on fills) and it took me a second to finish off “Dante…an” but apart from that, no trouble.
I would add that one of the sequels to Dan Brown’s Da Vinci Code was called “Inferno”, so that *might* just about justify the additional clarification (on a Monday)?

Anonymous 5:30 AM  

I didn’t see this as April Fool related at all, just another normal crossword gimmick. It was a hard theme for a Monday; I was going to try downs-only but when I saw the themers went down that would be more challenge than I wanted.

Anonymous 5:32 AM  

Almost 10 minutes on a Monday puzzle. Never heard Dantean and hope never to hear it again. Probably played like a Wednesday puzzle but a very ugly one. The streak of not enjoying the NYT puzzle continues. But for this blog, I problem would give the NYT another week, and if it remained this unsatisfying, I would simply stop doing the NYT puzzle.

Anonymous 6:09 AM  

I enjoyed this puzzle overall, but the sheer number of prepositions annoyed me. We had TIRED OF, STOOP TO, IN ON, LEER AT, and RAN FROM. One or two are fine, but all five in one puzzle felt like a lot.

Anonymous 6:28 AM  

MAMA and MOMMY and NANA all in the same grid? Yikes.

SouthsideJohnny 6:43 AM  

Agree with the consensus that this one felt very Wednesday-ish, which is fine on occasion. The fact that the theme entries were relatively easy to discern (once you got the gimmick) helped a lot, as otherwise it looks like a grid full of gibberish, which I usually find off-putting.

It was nice to see the Devine Miss M as well, now we need her alter-ego (Sophie Tucker).

Irene 6:51 AM  

An enjoyable, smart puzzle, but I felt sorry for all the newbies who decided to start with easy Mondays.

Twangster 7:38 AM  

I agree this was hard for Monday.

I'm not so sure this is an April Fool's theme, as Rex suggests. Monday's have themes and this puzzle has a theme.

mathgent 7:46 AM  

Oliver North has two Purple Hearts and several other medals for bravery in Viet Nam.

Lewis 7:56 AM  

By the way, this is Alan’s 133rd NYT puzzle, spanning 43 years. 43! They remain bursting with spark – what a puzzlemaking talent!

His last puzzle, for instance, a Thursday, had theme answers AFTER SOAVE and FIRESIDE COAT, among others, with the revealer H2O – Hah! He clued H2O as a “fire fighter”, brilliant, IMO, and a clue that has never been used for that answer, or even for WATER.

I loved the lovely Puzzpair© today of MINIDONUT and BE LITTLE, and all the backward answers made me realize that ANAL is a Lana Turner. I did like seeing a backward NONI, affectionately used often in Italy for “grandma”, sharing the puzzle with NANA.

I made a point to say each theme answer out loud in its backward version, my favorites being FAELWENA, which sounds like a fairy tale princess, and NOOMDAB which sounds like it could have come out of Mork’s mouth.

Thank you for all you’ve given Crosslandia, Alan, and for your sweet A.F.D. romp today. Keep ‘em coming, please!

Anonymous 7:56 AM  

I solve my puzzles the old-fashioned way, pen on paper, across and down. I expected some disgruntled comments today and I wasn't disappointed.

Lewis 7:57 AM  

My five favorite original clues from last week
(in order of appearance):

1. Oh, to be in France! (4)
2. Hunks of plastic? (4)
3. Thrower of a reception (6)
4. Patient check-ins (6)(9)
5. When the lights go out? (9)(6)


ÊTRE
KENS
PASSER
GENTLE REMINDERS
CHRISTMAS SEASON

Havana Man 8:14 AM  

Rex thanks for the Robyn Hitchcock call-out--he's highly underrated.

mmorgan 8:17 AM  

I saw the author’s name and figured this would be a really tough Downs-only solve. Yup, it was. I did what I could and then looked at across clues, at which point the puzzle became pretty enjoyable. I couldn’t make sense of how DRIB EHT fit, because all I could think of was “give the bird.” Horrid expression anyway (who needs euphemisms?), but oh, right, “Flip,” yeah, people say that. That actually bothered me more than REVILO, though “revile” does seem appropriate. But nice puzzle and, unlike Rex, I wish you all a Happy April Fool’s Day.

Anonymous 8:21 AM  

LOL Roald Dahl's Inferno!! Thanks for the Monday morning laugh.

burtonkd 8:31 AM  

Solving normally, this was as fast as I could see clues and type for 80%. Didn't figure out the gimmick until post-solve, then saw it right away.

Anonymous 8:44 AM  

As it is, I miss your pre “inane puzzle story” commentary.

RooMonster 8:53 AM  

Hey All !
Not bad, for an April Fool puz. Was expecting some kind of trick, this one being mild.

Knew something was happening when 3D started with FAE. I immediately thought of reversing the answers, because I'm smart. (Har! 😁) Seriously, I Did think the answer would be reversed. Once I got it, I mentally added the missing word(s) to get it to make sense.

Liked all the Themers, but OLIVER North was a stretch. It'd have to be OLIVER, North. Adding a comma, not a word. OLIVER going North? Nah.

Open corners, the center gets kinda clogged, but still a good puzflow. Nice tricky MonPuz.

@pablo - Har, I get the whole ROOSTER today! Only thing better would be two entries of ROO and MONSTER.

Monday, Monday...

Two F's
RooMonster
DarrinV

Trina 8:57 AM  

Lewis, your five favorites are as always a Monday pleasure!

Smith 9:02 AM  

Well, I thought it was a fun Monday, if challenging to do downs only. Gave it up at the end to check some acrosses. Over in the NE I had all the downs (well, DANTE__) except the themer and saw SAMOSA sitting there and MINIDONUT was looking likely, and I knew there was a BADMOON on the rise, and *click!
Nice one.

RooMonster 9:04 AM  

Holy Moly, what was up with today's Connections puz? I had pictures instead of words. And two were blank! And amazingly, I was able to solve it! Luck, for sure.

RooMonster Rather Have Words Than Pics Guy

Nancy 9:21 AM  

Oh joy, Oh happiness -- a crunchy, cryptic-like challenge on a Monday! My cup runneth over.

I saw the trick immediately when I couldn't make the letters FAEL go away. Since I was stuck with them, I therefore had to explain them, so I immediately saw LEAF upside down. I then immediately thought of TURN OVER A NEW LEAF and all was clear.

OLIVER NORTH was hilarious. For those of you who are too young to know or remember, this answer may have been perplexing to you -- but all the crosses are easy and fair.

We probably got this treat because it's April Fool's Day as well as Monday. Would that all Mondays could be April 1st.

I know some of you will complain that this is too hard and too tricky for a Monday, but to me, this is what fun is all about. Loved it!

Diane Joan 9:21 AM  

For a moment when looking at the “literal” down clues I thought I landed in Middle Earth. Once I figured out the trick it all came clear. I agree with Rex on his assessment of Oliver North. But, Rex, I was mollified a bit when his name reading down was “Revilo”, close enough to revile for my money.

Anonymous 9:28 AM  

FH
"Nurse! Hurry with the meds!!"

Anonymous 9:38 AM  

ANAL and ORAL right next to each other? Seems a bit to suggestive (innocent though it may be) and like an editing oversight…

Arysta 9:51 AM  

The theme stumped me for a minute (BADMOON not fitting really baffled me), but overall this was pretty easy in terms of clues. I'm pretty new to crosswords, and didn't have to look up anything, which is my line for considering it easy.

Liveprof 9:59 AM  

I remember enjoying an action/disaster movie released back in 1974 called The Towering Inferno. It was more Bruce Willis-ean than Dantean. It had quite a cast (no Bruce Willis), which included Paul Newman, Steve McQueen, William Holden, Faye Dunaway, Fred Astaire, and OJ Simpson(!).

*******
My granddaughter Lianna, 14, stayed with us last night, so at breakfast today I asked her, April-foolingly, if her mom (my daughter) told her yet that they were moving to Philadelphia (from Morristown, NJ). But she has been used to my nonsense for years, regardless of the date. So she just looked at me with dead eyes and went back to her phone. She ate most of the French toast I made for her, so I'm putting it in the win column.

Gary Jugert 10:09 AM  

I really like backward word puzzles and had a super fun time with this one. The fill is great too with a reasonable amount of proper nouns. An outstanding example of doing early week right.

Tee-Hee: My comments didn't make it yesterday. When that happens I always assume Google ate it, but it's possible the little love scene I wrote from the juvenalic collection of entries in the puzzle was too risqué for your sensitivities. And really, do we need to go on a HOT DATE with the editors? The forces of the universe said "No!" Then they hand me a BRA, a raised middle finger, and a pretty pretty pretty uniclue opportunity today. These naughty bits confound me.

Uniclues:

1 Why the 5th-grader-in-charge selected this puzzle over four dozen other entries.
2 Result of spinning in circles on a riding lawnmower in the front yard.
3 Stare down a potato empanada from India.
4 The magical feats of making cookies disappear.
5 Fled Justin.
6 The doubts that inevitably arise when playing cowboy-cowgirl in the bedroom.
7 My feeling when driving around town (but I have no plan to improve or use my turn signals).
8 What I have sitting on the coffee table on our condo balcony in downtown for no obvious reason.
9 Patriot (or traitor) "emoting" to Congress.

1 AWAIT ANAL ORAL
2 DEERE MINI DONUT
3 LEER AT SAMOSA
4 OREO CIAO TADAS
5 RAN FROM (the) BEEB
6 UNCERTAIN SPURS
7 TIRED OF THE BIRD
8 STEEL ROOSTER
9 OLIVER NORTH ACTING UP

My Fascinating Crossword Uniclue Keepsake from Last Year: Kids necking under the bleachers. IMPS LOVE SCENES.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

EasyEd 10:15 AM  

Well, thought this a fun puzzle with some goofy side effects. Whatever is a FODERIT? And who the heck is DLONRA?? No one has yet mentioned the “in-your-face” traditional OREO. Seemed very little drek in this one except for seemingly deliberate insertions for fun. Re OLIVER, a good lesson in life’s conundrums—sometimes a guy who would be really great at your side in a foxhole is the last guy you want involved in policy decisions…

egsforbreakfast 10:44 AM  

Are owees the ones who have lent money to OWERS? I know that Silicon Valley bank was a big owee.

Didn't Google change their slogan from " Don't be evil" to "Don't BELITTLE"?

I think that MOONDAB Setting was the B Side of Bad Moon Rising.

Hated this puzzle ................... April Fools! Really like it. Thanks, Alan Arbesfeld.

Gary Jugert 10:44 AM  

@GILL I. 12:19 AM
Noooooooooooo! Listen here you. It's Monday. It's the day 🦖 writes the phrase "downs-only" 17 times just to make sure a world of strangers is absolutely clear he did the puzzle, ehem, downs-only (turns on echo pedal). I do not care if it's April Fools or the day my first child will be born or the Rapture. Mondays are my day to read a Gill I. language-bending bender and I expect one right now. So you haul your honorary-Latiness back to the kitchen table and DO YOUR JOB. (Please. 🙃)

Whatsername 10:53 AM  

Don’t normally do Mondays, but checked in today just in the faint hope that there might be something fun for April Fools’ Day. Kind of agree with others that this could also be just another theme but it’s close enough for me. Loved the 60s vibe with The Shirelles, CC Revival and old ARNOLD. Yes, on the tough side for a Monday but that’s a good thing. Anyway, I had lots of fun with it. Thank you, Alan and happy AFD!

Anonymous 10:53 AM  

and do we really need "leonardo da vinci's" in the mona LISA clue? has someone else painted one of those?

CT2Napa 10:55 AM  

NGRAM finds enough books of Dante analysis to confirm that DANTEAN is acceptable ==> DANTEAN

Whatsername 11:04 AM  

@GILL: What Gary J said at 10:44. Hop to it MAMAcita! 😊

dragoo 11:05 AM  

My perennial question: Do we think that constructors and editors will ever learn that Scottish people don't use NAE for the meaning of "no" that is clued in this puzzle? There are two words spelled "NO" in the English language. In the Scots language (or in Scottish dialects of English), however, only one of these is NO, and the other is NAE.

NAE is not usually the way to spell the word used by a Scot to show disagreement or denial (i.e., the opposite of "yes"); this would be just NO, like in standard English. But NAE is how a Scot would pronounce the determining adjective that means "not any". Examples:

1. There is NAE whisky left in the barrel. (A Scot would say this)
2. Is there any whisky left in the barrel? NAE. (A Scot would not normally say this)

My pessimistic opinion is that they will never get this right, and we will continue to have NAE clued incorrectly (and perhaps offensively, to those inclined to take offense when their language is flippantly misunderstood) as "Scottish denial" until the heat death of the universe.

Anonymous 11:09 AM  

Ah, but munchkins don’t have holes themselves!

jb129 11:13 AM  

I hate when I spend more time looking for my typo than on the puzzle :(
I
This was a more difficult Monday than the norm, but very enjoyable even with the redundant Mommy/Mama. And a nice change from the puzzles we've been seeing lately.

Good to see Miss M.

Thanks, Alan for a fun Monday :)

Nancy 11:17 AM  

I don't know why it annoys me so much when Rex complains about an early-week puzzle not meshing well with his "Downs-only" solve. But it does. It annoys me a lot because I always put myself in the shoes of the constructor.

Rex -- Alan Arbesfeld didn't set out to create a "Downs-only" puzzle. Why on earth should he? That's entirely your doing, your conceit. Alan created a normal crossword puzzle. It's a very good crossword puzzle. Alan has no obligation to care whether you solve Downs-only or alternate-vowels-only or with a quill pen while submerged upside down underwater. He doesn't care any more than, frankly, the Universe cares.

You devoted a huge amount of space today to your Downs-only complaint -- and it's completely irrelevant.

Disambiguation 11:51 AM  

The reason the clue for DANTEAN specified "14th-century" is the same as the reason that the clue for LISA specified "Leonardo da Vinci's" Mona ____. You don't want to get it confused with Dan Brown's Mona _____.

Masked and Anonymous 12:00 PM  

Absolutely Luved it. Perfect day for an April Fooler puz -- everybody expects a moo-cow easy MonPuz solvequest, and the NYTPuzmakers … well … kinda turned that upside down. Well done.

Kinda figured somesuch trickery was afoot, when I got a half-filled 3-Down that started out FAEL????. But that was LEAF backwards, sooo … ok, sorta had that figured out. Havin to supply the "TURN OVER" part did slow m&e down, just a squidge. Lost a few precious MonPuz nanoseconds.

The FAELWENAmeister ends up bein my fave themer, btw.

staff weeject pick: Under today's circumstances, U of course hafta go lookin for a Downs 3-letter runtword that also means somethin in reverse. Best I got is the one that could be clued here as {Black bird soaring skyward} *.

fave moo-cow eazy-E MonPuz clue: {Actor Schwarzenegger} = ARNOLD. Basically, a six-pack of free fill letters.
other faves: MOUNTAIN. UNCERTAIN. MAMA & MOMMY. And MAMA's MOMMY [NANA]. SAMOSA [yum].

Thanx for the fun, Mr. Arbesfeld dude. U are clearly a promisin wen constructioneer.

Masked & Anonymo37Us**

p.s.
* = DAW/WAD.

** = 5 U's, actually. And Happy April Fool's Day, runt-style:
**gruntz**

JC66 12:49 PM  

@Nancy

I thought you stopped reading @Rex long ago.

jberg 1:07 PM  

I did spend some time wondering if there was some other farm implement company I'd never heard of, but GNITCA finally tipped me off what was going on.

I've never seen tickets abbreviated by anything but "tix." TKTS is indeed the name of the half-price ticket kiosk on Broadway (and the older one in Leicester Square, London), but I'm pretty sure they chose the name because that's not an ordinary word, and therefore can be trademarked.

Mondays always have themes, but they do not normally have backward-spelled words; that's where the April Fools thing comes in. I know i enjoyed the puzzle a lot more once I remembered today's date. As for Rex, one has to remember that he is primarily describing his own solving experience, which on Mondays involves working downs-only. At the end, he says it's a good puzzle.

Anoa Bob 1:16 PM  

I'm a big CCR and John Fogerty fan so got the theme gimmick at 9D NOOMDAB. It's from the 1969 album Green River. He's 78 and still touring.

The NYTXW continues its fascination with all things ANAL (ARSE, ASSES, ANOS). It's not like today 14A ANAL was the only way to make that section work. Change 15D LISA to PISA and it becomes "I need A NAP". Or go with 6D MOMA and 15D LISA and it becomes the ONE L law student.

And if ANAL is going to be given the Dark Ages of psychiatry/psychology Freudian "Obsessive to a fault" clue, it should be ANAL RETENTIVE to distinguish it from ANAL EXPULSIVE. Wonder why it's never clued that way like "Living in a 61D" STY.

Some POC (plural of convenience) sightings today starting right out of the gate with 1A WAFTS. And we get a couple of the ultra grid fill friendly two for one POCs where ALTAR/TADA and EGG/EMOTE benefit by sharing letter count boosting final Ss.

It's been a tough season for San Antonio SPURS fans like me but they are starting to look much improved of late and with the incredible Victor Wenbanyama next season could be a happy turnaround.

johnk 1:24 PM  

Nor much time to
E
T
I
R
W
any comments today. I've gotta say my TADAS to a few OWERS.

Nancy 1:33 PM  

@JC66 -- It's a years-long-ingrained habit of mine to scroll by as quickly as possible -- which for the longer columns, btw, can take an absurd amount of time. But every once in a while, a comment from the comments section will send me back to Rex to take a look for myself.

Someone mentioned today that Rex had complained that this puzzle was hard to do "Downs-only" and I'm thinking -- especially because I liked this puzzle so much -- "Why on earth is he complaining about THAT? Who asked him to solve Downs-Only anyway?" I knew I wanted to comment, but I also wanted to be fair and not say anything without first reading Rex himself. So I went back to see exactly what Rex said.

Lewis 1:42 PM  

@Trina -- Thank you! That's always good to hear...

CDilly52 2:10 PM  

Unless a puzzle appears with only Down clues, I assume it was not the constructor’s goal to have the opus solved “Downs Only.” I could be wrong because I am a mere solver not a constructor. But @Rex, methinks your lengthy protest today was too much.

This was a fun Monday of the type that might just hook a newer solver into trying out the rest of the week or becoming a subscriber. Our able constructor (I admit, a favorite of mine for all of his lengthy constructing career) added a dose of crunch that introduced a somewhat familiar trick of “backwards” answers. Today’s use however added some real cleverness by asking the solver to come up with more description to fit the theme answers. Very clever! I especially liked “turning over” the NEW LEAF and the BAD MOON “rising.”

Keep up the constructing, please Alan A!

Stuart 3:20 PM  

I totally agree with you, Nancy. Well said!

GILL I. 5:22 PM  

Hi @Gary J...Hi @whatsername.....
OK, so I had a few minutes to add a little NOOMDAB....

NANA is tired of ANAL DOPE comments about her OBTUSE spelling. FAELWENA, her BEEB, SPURS her MOMMY ON. Her son, NOOMBAD agrees....He says it adds TANG to her REVILO DANTEAN spirit and besides, it makes her EGGS taste like a TANG of GNITCA

A NANA VISION is WAFTS. She likes WAFTS of OREO MINI DONUTS swimming in her DRIBEHT. Her BEEB agrees


NOOMBAD, though, likes a SAMOSA a bit on the DANTEAN side, so our DOPE MOMMY, with the AID of FAELWENA, makes them. NANA is a bit on the STOUT side and will DAWDLE and HOBBLE to the SILO DORM store to get some NIATNOUM as well. She's a bit UNCERTAIN about the TANG needed for the EGGS GNITCA, so with the AID of some MAN named OWERS, she stuffs her BRA with some DRIBEHT. "MAMA Mia" shouts OWERS, as NANA runs from that BELITTLE of a MAN. And then he yells..."She stuffed her BRA and we can't RECOUP that VISION!" OWERS continues to EMOTE that he can't get that NAUSEA VISION of NANA stuffing her BRA with that DRIBEHT, out of his mind!


NANA finally gets home. Her BEEB, FAELWENA and her son, NOOMBAD can't wait to taste the TANG of her DANTEAN REVILO that makes her EGGS taste like GNITCA or her SAMOSA smothered in DRIBEHT. You'd LEER AT them and be in AWE of its NIATNOUM.

Her OBTUSE spelling never ALTARS her behavior. She drinks some DOM RUM with her family and even gives her pet ROOSTER, WERNER (who lives in the MGM STY) a STOUT sip of the TADAS. Yum!

The DANTEAN SAMOSA, the GNITCA EGGS, the OREO MINI DONUTS, the NIATNOUM and the DRIBETH were TKTS to success. She invited her DEERE friends, MAMA and MOMMY to her home. "IM REAL" she EMOTES, and I may be an OBtUSE speller, but I'm no DOPE!


And that's the truth!

Anonymous 6:00 PM  

A purple heart medal can be presented to service members wounded or killed by enemy fire. A cook preparing chow my be wounded by shrapnel from enemy ordinance; no bravery is required.

Anonymous 7:08 PM  

Mathgent
About Oliver North.
However well he conducted himself in Vietnam, Oliver North is a precursor to Trump. He justified his actions ( and never admitted he did anything wrong) by taking the position that the president ( he said he was following Readan’s orders) is like a king and can violate the law. Remember he was illegally dealing with Hussein, who Bush went to war against not that long after, so he could get arms to the Contras which was directly in violation of the law.
Rex always overreacts I saw no objection to the answer but I have no respect for North.

Whatsername 7:38 PM  

@GILL: @Brava my dear! There’s nothing better than a STOUT NANA. That was worth waiting for. 😄

Anonymous 8:26 PM  

I was stunned at the mistakes in this puzzle and super annoyed I couldn’t figure out the CCR lyric when I first saw them at age 13! I muffled through. It wasn’t until I wanted an explanation I came here having completely forgotten what today is…

Blog Goliard 12:16 AM  

@dragoo 11:05 AM:

THANK YOU! From your lips to...uh, the crossword databases' ears?

Now, I suppose if you stretch far enough you can make the Venn diagrams of "Scottish denials" and "Nae" overlap, e.g. "That's nae true!"

Doesn't mean the standard cluing isn't still misleading, off-kilter, and an annoying clanger for most of us who love both Scottish speech and American crosswords.

To get the ball rolling on alternatives, here's a much more accurate and pleasing one I'll offer constructors for free:

"Not, Scottish"

Anonymous 12:21 AM  

Is it just me, or did having "Anal" and "Oral" as consecutive answers, shortly before the "Bite-sized hole" clue seem a bit... much?

kitshef 8:30 AM  

Sovled acrosses only, and this was tough but gettable. Hardest thing, once I realized that some downs were read up, was not knowing which ones those would be.

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