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Friday, February 2, 2018

Constructor: Randolph Ross

Relative difficulty: Easy



THEME:  — none

Word of the Day: UNCAS (7D: Last of the Mohicans) 
The Last of the Mohicans: A Narrative of 1757 (1826) is a historical novel by James Fenimore Cooper. // It is the second book of the Leatherstocking Tales pentalogy and the best known to contemporary audiences. The Pathfinder, published 14 years later in 1840, is its sequel. The Last of the Mohicans is set in 1757, during the French and Indian War (the Seven Years' War), when France and Great Britain battled for control of North America. During this war, both the French and the British used Native American allies, but the French were particularly dependent, as they were outnumbered in the Northeast frontier areas by the more numerous British colonists. // The novel is primarily set in the upper New York wilderness, detailing the transport of the two daughters of Colonel Munro, Alice and Cora, to a safe destination at Fort William Henry. Among the caravan guarding the women are the frontiersman Natty Bumppo, Major Duncan Heyward, and the Indians Chingachgook and Uncas, the former of whom is the novel's title character. [...]
  • Chingachgook (usually pronounced chin-GATCH-gook): last chief of the Mohican tribe, escort to the Munro sisters. Father to Uncas, and after his death, the eponymous "Last of the Mohicans". His name was a Unami Delaware word meaning "Big Snake."[6]
  • Uncas – the son of Chingachgook and called by him "Last of the Mohicans", as there were no pure-blooded Mohican women for him to marry.[7] He is also known as "Le Cerf Agile", the Bounding Elk. (wikipedia) (emph mine)
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Er, no thanks. This is quite [Stale] and full of old / weak fill that could / should've been cleaned right up. There are some interesting answers here and there ("E! NEWS" and DOG SPAS, for two), but mainly it's a lot of AMALIE / TATAS / BIS / IED / ADOSE / UNCAS / etc. for very little payoff. Speaking of UNCAS (7D: Last of the Mohicans), I haven't read that novel in almost 30 years, but wikipedia is telling me that UNCAS dies before his dad and that even within the novel, Chingachgook (not UNCAS) is specifically referred to as the Last of the Mohicans. I think maybe Chingachgook calls UNCAS that before UNCAS dies, but ... I do not think the clue is technically accurate. You could lawyer it, but it's not good. And yet it appears to the best standard clue for UNCAS, so I have no idea what the hell is going on. Good luck getting CHINGACHGOOK into a grid. The JIVES clue was also off-seeming to me. I guess it's a verb here, and OK, you can "jive" someone in the sense of "taunt" them, but "gibe" is the far more common / better term for [Taunts] (both as verb and noun). From m-w.com, re: gibe / jibe / jive:
Here is your shorter holiday checklist for these three words:
  • Gibe is almost always used to refer to taunts, or to the act of taunting. 
  • Jibe may be also used to mean “to taunt,” but it is the only one of the three that should be used to mean “is in accord with” (as in “That doesn’t jibe with what I thought”). 
  • Jive is the one of the three that should be used to indicate a manner of speech, or perhaps by swing dancers.
Though this one was mostly painful, it wasn't too far out of my wheelhouse. DONAT is olde-tymey, but I watch a lot of TCM, so no problem. I just learned ESTATE CAR the other day, from a crossword puzzle, so that was interesting, if not particularly pleasant. I had AGAVES before GUAVAS (11D: Sources of jam, jelly and juice) and SUM UP before RUN TO (16A: Total). SW corner was easily the toughest corner for me, as I couldn't remember what the word was that came before EYES with the marbles (39A: Some marbles => CAT'S EYES), and I thought ROGET's first name would be something French, and so it took a while to get any of the longer Downs there. SEXCAPADE might be an acceptable answer, but that clue, ew and yuck. "Lovers"? I mean ... what "lovers" are going to use that "portmanteau"? Precisely none of them. The very word "lovers" (meaning people who have sex) is so weirdly '70s. Virginia is for lovers. Portmanteaus are for lexicographers. I don't know who SEXCAPADEs are for. I feel like it's a thing one person does, over a series of days, with a series of people, in a Cinemax movie circa 1981.


Lastly, you can *shove* [Biased investigation] / WITCH HUNT right now. Shove. It.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

P.S. Happy birthday to my father, who is 77, and currently in India (?!)

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Thursday, February 1, 2018

Constructor: Damon Gulczynski

Relative difficulty: real, REAL easy (personal best Thursday for me)


THEME: INITIALLY (54A: At the start ... or how the first two letters of each starred clue relate to the answer?) -- clues for themed answers only make sense when their first two letters are broken off as initials, at which point they become dead giveaways, basically.

Theme answers:
  • RYAN O'NEAL (17A: Roman of Hollywood?)
  • LINDA EVANS (24A: Legal acting in a 1980s prime-time soap opera?)
  • MARIE ANTOINETTE (34A: Malady of French history?)
  • ROGER EBERT (46A: Regent of film criticism?)
Word of the Day: ROLFE (46D: John of colonial Jamestown) —
John Rolfe (1585–1622) was one of the early English settlers of North America. He is credited with the first successful cultivation of tobacco as an export crop in the Colony of Virginia.  (wikipedia)
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AND he married Pocahontas!  How does that fact get lower billing than the tobacco thing, or Rolfe being "of colonial Jamestown"?  I'm not a big fan of defining people by their choice of spouse, but I do think a fair rule is this: if you marry someone, and Disney makes a movie about that person 350 years later, you get to be "Mr. Pocahontas" thereafter.  Yes, I realize this means that by 2340 or so, Jay-Z will be known exclusively as "Mr. Beyonce."  I am fine with that.

Anyway: hi, everyone!  Pleased to meet you and Happy February!  I'm Ken Walczak.  I usually write about booze or yammer about David Lynch on the Internet, but tonight I'm filling in for Rex while he catches up on [/consults notes] screaming into the void.  Oh wait, sorry.   I mean, "screaming into OBLIVION."  My mistake. 

I breezed through this one, and even shaved a few seconds off my personal best Thursday time, thanks to a pedestrian theme (Rex notes that the initial gimmick has been used before, and less than two years ago, by the NYT) that revealed its secrets super quick.

Man, that theme, though.  The first themed clue--"Roman of Hollywood?"--juts right out on to the thinnest of ice.  I mean: it's February 1, 2018, during that brief hopeful window between Oscar nominations and the Oscar telecast, but also right smack in the middle of #MeToo and #TimesUp and a burgeoning awareness about the horrible deeds of horrible men in every industry but famously and perhaps especially in Hollywood ... and the most famous crossword puzzle in the country chooses a clue that will surely elicit, for many people, the immediate first guess: "Polanski."

As in: Roman Polanski, the director whose films have won eight Academy Awards, six of them after he fled the United States to escape sentencing after pleading guilty to unlawful sexual intercourse with a 13-year-old girl.

Gross.

And then RYAN O'NEAL, the answer that apparently could not have been clued any other way than with "Roman of Hollywood?", because Ryan is after all a "man of Hollywood" with the initials R.O., crosses ... OGLE.  "Roman of Hollywood?" + OGLE.  Very gross.

Less SORELY vexing, but still notable: 24 across.  We all love Linda Evans (speaking of which, Wonder Woman: 28 fewer nominations than films by Roman Polanski) but "legal acting" is ... not a phrase.  Not a thing.  Is the alternative "illegal acting"? #LegalizeActing!  No.  Maladies, regents, Romans: all nouns one might use in a clue that would be intelligible on its own, i.e. without this "initialism" gimmick.  "Legal acting" is not.

[EDIT: It's been noted that Lynda-with-a-y Carter was Wonder Woman in the 1970s and that Linda Evans was on Dynasty and that I am an idiot.  All three things are true!]

Qualms about the theme aside, the fill was solid overall.  It would have been pointless to expect sparkling answers in the scrawny 3 x 4 corners (NW and SE), but nothing there was truly awful ... and ECHELONS, OBLIVION, PRETAX, and STEM CELLS all get a ROGER EBERT memorial thumbs-up from me.
 

Other Gripes, Even Though I Liked the Puzzle Overall and Had Fun:
  • 19A: Pretend (LET ON) — Webster has "pretend" as a third definition for this phrase, and ... sure/maybe/I guess??!? ... but I cannot think of a single time anyone has ever used it that way in conversation.  Here in real life, "let on" always means "admit" to me.  As in: "he still won't LET ON, but that senator knows exactly what Trump said about Africa."
  • 20A: Shoe company based in Southern California (LA GEAR) — Can we retire this one, please?  I have not seen a pair of L.A. Gears on a living human being's feet in more than a decade.  The last athlete L.A. Gear signed to an endorsement contract was, hand to Wikipedia, Ron Artest.  Not even "Metta World Peace" yet!  Famous Original Ron Artest!  Yet LAGEAR, persists, endures, crops up roughly twice a month.  Please stop.
  • 22D: Average guy (SCHMO) — I think of calling someone a "schmo" as a bit more pejorative than just calling them "average", and it's a bit odd to see SCHMO clued without a "Joe" anywhere in sight.  NBD, though, as the kids (and constructors needing to fill a 3 x 4 corner) say.
  • 39A: Really binges, in brief  (ODS) — Way overused, inevitably clued in some cutesy way like "binges" to evoke "ODing" on potato chips or Netflix.  Invariably makes me think of hard drugs anyway.  Would love to see it ICEd (oh yeah, "clinch" for "ice" also strikes me as odd!) but I do try to set realistic expectations.  
Oh man, this was super fun!  Hopefully Rex lets me do it again some time.

Signed, Ken Walczak, BARFLY of CrossWorld

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