People of the Mexican altiplano / SUN 3-22-26 / Canon competitor / Catalyst for reckless behavior / Eliminated for not following the rules, informally / Sb, on the periodic table / 1980s video game character who hops between cubes / Duo with the 1999 hit "Steal My Sunshine" / Each of the tiny tufts on a dandelion has one

Constructor: Alex Eaton-Salners

Relative difficulty: Easy

THEME: "Sound It Out" — letter puns: circled squares in some theme answers are punny hints to other theme answers:

Theme answers:

• "ARE YOU WITH ME?" / INSTRUMENT (the letters "R" and "U" are "with" (i.e. next to) the letters "ME") (27A: The circles in 22-Across? / 22A: Triangle, for one)
• CUE TIPS / QUIET QUITTING ("Q"s are on the "tips," i.e. at the front, of their respective words) (45A: The circles in 41-Across? / 41A: Modern trend of employees doing the bare minimum)
• BEELINE / BABY BIB (there's a "line" (I guess ...?) of "B"s) (67A: The circles in 64-Across? / 54A: Highchair wear)
• TEA SETS / SITTING PRETTY (there are two "sets" of "T"s) (91A: The circles in 93-Across? / 93A: On easy street)
• SEES EYE TO EYE / ATOMIC CITY (there are "C"s running from one "I" to the other) (108A: The circles in 115-Across? / 115A: Nickname of Oak Ridge, Tenn., built in 1942 for the Manhattan Project)

Word of the Day: YAREN (30A: Nauru's capital) —

Yaren (in earlier times Makwa or Moqua) is a district of the Pacific island country of Nauru [population: 803]. It is the de facto capital of Nauru and is coextensive with Yaren Constituency. Yaren is located on the southern coast of the island and is the location of Nauru's government offices. // The district was created in 1968. Its original name, Makwa (or Moqua), refers to Moqua Well, an underground lake and primary source of drinking water for the Nauruan people. // Yaren is located in the south of the island. Its area is 1.5 km² (0.58 sq mi), and its elevation was 25 metres (82 feet) as of 2007. To the north of Yaren is Buada, to the east is Meneng, and to the west is Boe. // Yaren has a marine tropical rainforest climate (Köppen Af) with hot, humid conditions across the year. // Yaren (and sometimes Aiwo) is usually listed as the capital of Nauru. However, this is incorrect; the republic does not have cities nor an official capital. Yaren is accepted by the United Nations as the "main district". (wikipedia) (my emph.)

• • •

Corny letter-pun theme and a lot of garbage fill. Perhaps not the worst of times, but definitely not the best of times either. There was one semi-cool moment where I actually used a theme answer (SEES EYE TO EYE) to get another theme answer (ATOMIC CITY). Other than that, I didn't enjoy this one much at all. Some of the theme answers are pretty decent answers on their own. QUIET QUITTING I quite like, and SITTING PRETTY isn't bad at all. But that's all the joy the theme yields. And I've got major problems with at least two of the "Sound It Out" answer. First, if I'm taking the puzzle at its word, and the point is literally to "sound out" the letters, then what the hell is going on with the "ME" in INSTRUMENT!? In literally every other case in the whole danged puzzle, the puns work because you "sound out" the circled letters as letters. "R" = "ARE," "U" = "YOU," etc. etc. etc. But not so with that "ME." If you want to use "RUME" as your circled letters, then the answer should be "ARE YOU WITH EMMY?" It's true. Come on, you know I'm right. You may not care that the puzzle ignores its own dang rule, but you cannot deny that it does, in fact, ignore it. Precisely once. Just ... because. Also, how are those "B"s a "line?" There are four of them, but they do not form a "line" in any meaningful sense of that word. If they were consecutive, great, that's a "line." but "B" other letter "B" other letter "B" other letter "B" is not a "B" line. It's not. Again, you may not care, but it's definitely not. Any more than any number of "B"s (>1) in any answer is a "B" line. Even if this letter-pun stuff were my cup of tea, I'd still have to say the theme is poorly executed. And this letter-pun stuff is not my cup of tea. So ... bad day to "B" me, I guess.

And the fill, oof. Here's what I said about YAREN the last time I saw it, seven+ years ago , which remains the only other time I've ever seen it in my life in any context (my feelings about the answer have not changed):

I'm still laughing at YAREN. I mean ... what? It's bad enough I have to remember NAURU, a very very very tiny country. But its so-called capital? More people live In My Neighborhood than live in YAREN. I got YAREN and gaped at it. Checked the crosses. Shrugged. Thank god for crosses. Beyond that, the fill was rough all over.

And once again the fill was, in fact, rough all over. Exhibit A: RAN IT, which, astonishingly, crosses YAREN! Exhibit B: DUDED. Exhibit C: SEEDLET. And so on. The plural of "mafioso" is MAFIOSI, not MAFIOSOS (111A: Family members). See for yourself. If you're gonna go and get all Italian on us, at least finish the job, yeesh. I nearly died on the SEMANA / ANTIMONY cross, first because I misspelled SEMANA as SEMENA (making some kind of sound analogy from Fr. "semaine") (87A: Seven days in San Juan) and second because I never can really believe that ANTIMONY is an element and not, you know, a feeling (89D: Sb, on the periodic table). As in "I feel great ANTIMONY for this puzzle."  RAN IT, ON IT, "SO THIS IS IT" ... Cousin ITT. Lottta "IT's in this grid. Also, lotta LOTTEs (just the one, but that's more than zero, and thus a lot more than I care to see) (old school crosswordese, though, so not a big problem). Distracting to see TEASE in a letter-pun puzzle when it has nothing to do with "T"s. Also to see Q-BERT, which has a "sounded-out" "Q" in it (97A: 1980s video game character who hops between cubes). See also "DQED" (36D: Eliminated for not following the rules, informally). Weak concept, weak execution, whaddyagonnado? (go back to watching March Madness basketball as fast as I can, actually).

Bullets:

• 90D: Tufted parts of horses' legs (FETLOCKS) — I am no horse anatomy expert, but I like this word. Briefly got it confused with HOLLYHOCK because that's the name of Bojack Horse(!)man's half-sister on Bojack Horseman. (they both think she's his daughter for much of the series, which is why he says "daughter" in this clip)

• 31A: Digital ID? (SSN) — because it's composed of ... digits. I assume.
• 101D: People of the Mexican altiplano (OTOMI) — I've definitely seen OTOMI in the grid before (you couldn't invent a more crossword-friendly 5—alternating v-c-v-c-v, terminal "I" ... just amazing), but I have to admit I could not tell you what the "altiplano" is. So, for me, and maybe for you ... 

The Central Mexican Plateau, also known as the Mexican Altiplano (Spanish: Altiplano mexicano), is a large arid-to-semiarid plateau occupying much of northern and central Mexico. Averaging 1,825 m (5,988 ft) above sea level, it extends from the United States border in the north to the Trans-Mexican Volcanic Belt in the south, and is bounded by the Sierra Madre Occidental and Sierra Madre Oriental to the west and east, respectively.

[there's also an antiplano in South America—the Andean Plateau—which I mistakenly posted earlier]

• 1D: Jay Gatsby's obsession in "The Great Gatsby" (DAISY) — read this last year for the 100th anniversary. I was spared having to read it in high school, and I didn't get around to reading it until I was in my 40s. I liked it OK, but I blew through it and didn't think much about it that first time. This time, I paid more attention, and I really really loved it. Not sure it's great high school reading material, but it is a genuinely beautifully written book. 

• 8D: Duo with the 1999 hit "Steal My Sunshine" (LEN) — come on. The great spy novelist LEN Deighton just died and instead of referring to him you're giving me an admittedly catchy but very old song by a band that had zero other hit songs? Bah. I'm reading Deighton for the first time right now, after seeing many people, including several friends, profess their admiration for him over the years. I've started with The Berlin Game and so far, I'm loving it. It's got sentences that stop you in your tracks they're so well written. Not many writers in any genre write sentences that can do that.

On the other hand, "Steal My Sunshine" is a pretty fun song, I have to admit...

That's all. See you next time.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Amazon affiliate on TV / SAT 3-21-26 / Not accepting, perhaps / Accepted defeat, in modern parlance / Things that are tough on the outside and doughy on the inside? / Creatures that attack Isengard, in fantasy / Sculptor Jeff known for his steel balloon animals / Cavalry member in Russia, historically / Parts of a story structure? / Titular Dr. Seuss character

Constructor: Boaz Moser

Relative difficulty: Easy

THEME: none 

Word of the Day: Nowell Codex / Cotton MS Vitellius A XV (2D: Classic poem whose sole surviving manuscript is kept in the British Library = BEOWULF) —

The Nowell Codex is the second of two manuscripts comprising the bound volume Cotton MS Vitellius A XV, one of the four major Old English poetic manuscripts. It is most famous as the manuscript containing the unique copy of the epic poem Beowulf. In addition to this, it contains first a fragment of The Life of Saint Christopher, then the more complete texts Wonders of the East and Letter of Alexander to Aristotle, and, after Beowulf, a poetic translation of Judith. Due to the fame of Beowulf, the Nowell Codex is also sometimes known simply as the Beowulf manuscript. The manuscript is located within the British Library with the rest of the Cotton collection. // The current codex is a composite of at least two manuscripts. The main division is into two totally distinct books which were apparently not bound together until the 17th century. The first of these, originally owned by Southwick Priory in Hampshire, dates from the 12th century and contains four works of prose. // It is the second, older manuscript that is more famous. This second manuscript is known as the Nowell Codex, after the antiquarian Laurence Nowell, whose name is inscribed on its first page; he was apparently its owner in the mid-16th century. At some point it was combined with the first codex. It was then acquired by Sir Robert Cotton. In his library, it was placed on the first shelf (A) as the 15th manuscript (XV) of the bookcase that had a bust of the Emperor Vitellius, giving the collection its name. The Nowell Codex is generally dated around the turn of the first millennium. Recent editions have specified a probable date in the decade after 1000.

• • •

Another easy one today. No particularly exciting elements, but it's sturdy, ungunky, fine. Strangely, I think the NE corner is my favorite part—I say "strangely" because corners in a puzzle like this can seem like an afterthought, since all the showy stuff is happening in the middle. The answers themselves aren't particularly showy through that middle section, but the large amount of white space is. This is a grid that's built to showcase the stacks of long answers running through the center. The corners take whatever shape they take and you fill them best you can, but those corners aren't (typically) the stars. Today, though, the central answers seemed admirably smooth, but not very grabby. I also don't know what FREE RUNNING is. I guess if you're doing it, it's probably exciting, but as a two-word phrase, seems kind of meh. PARKOUR—a great-looking answer. FREE RUNNING? Meh. The middle is also security-obsessed in a way that I find unappealing (ARMORED CARS, SECURITY LEAK). And INTERNET TROLL, while a perfectly valid phrase, feels redundant (unless you are specifically trying to differentiate it from the kind that lives under a bridge, you'd just say "troll"). Again, everything through that middle seems acceptable, and I do love SWEET AND SOUR ... anything, really ... but there's just something more exciting about the NE corner. The dramatic declaration of "I WANT OUT!" The cliffhanger of "NEXT TIME..." And the detectives (SLEUTHS) lurking in the margins, surveilling their targets from the booth of a diner, drinking coffee and eating STEAKS (they're called "steak-outs" for a reason!). True, that corner does have a certain TOILET REEK, but that's part of the charm. Seriously, though, "I WANT OUT!" over "NEXT TIME..." is particularly nice. 

As for difficulty ... no. There wasn't any. I thought there might be when I couldn't get the Acrosses in the NW corner at first, but then I started in on the short Downs (ASK / MEET / STRAY) and then TASTE was obvious, and then bam, there's my old friend YEETS, and now we got something:

From here I can work those NW Acrosses from the back end. I was already thinking of "story" as a building part, so I-BEAMS didn't take too long (if you've seen a lot of crosswords, you've seen a lot of I-BEAMS). Wanted "Ready" to precede "SET," but "GET SET" was my next guess. I had a brief moment of wondering why "ETC ETC ETC" wouldn't fit at 3D: "And so forth" ... but then realized that the answer was actually the fully written out ET CETERA. From there, the solve took a fairly predictable path, as I followed the path of least resistance and flowed from the NW corner right through the center of the grid to the SE corner and then looped back up again, leaving only the much more cut-off NE and SW corners.

From there, it looked like the SW corner was going to be the harder one (tougher to get into a corner via the back ends of answers than the front ends), so I went there, expecting trouble, but instead I got TOOK THE "L" immediately (55A: Accepted defeat, in modern parlance). Like YEETS, it is slangy, and like YEETS, yes, you have seen it before. Well, not in the past tense—this is actually a debut—but there have been four TAKE THE "L"s since 2020—and I think I've posted this song every time:

Once TOOK THE "L" was in, the corner wasn't much trouble. IN DENIAL was slightly hard to parse (59A: Not accepting, perhaps), and I would've died on HIRONO without the crosses (40D: Hawaii senator Mazie), but the crosses were clear, so ... done. Finished up in the NE corner, which as I've said is my favorite part of the puzzle, so that was nice. Nice to end on a high note. All in all, clean, smooth, decent. Not much to excite or enrage, but ... it'll do.

[53D: Amazon affiliate on TV]
[She is affiliated with the Amazons]

Bullets:

• 27A: It's not nice to walk in this (SLEET) — I think I was thrown by the lack of wordplay in this clue. "Nice"? I was like "why that word? Is there some idiom being played on here?" But no. It's just ... unpleasant to walk in sleet. I would've said difficult, if not (at times) impossible. I remember trying to get home from school once in Ann Arbor and the streets and sidewalks were pure ice and my route was *slightly* uphill and ... things got comical. It was OK when I could just walk on people's lawns, but crossing streets ... even if I managed to stay upright, I sort of just ... slid ... back from where I came. It's possible I ended up (deliberately) on my hands and knees at some point. You gotta do what you gotta do.
• 31A: Brady bunch? : Abbr. (TDS) — ugh, a Tom Brady football clue. This was my least favorite thing about the NE. As "?" clues go, I liked the ARMORED CARS clue a lot better (35A: Things that are tough on the outside and doughy on the inside?) ('cause ARMORED CARS contain money, i.e. "dough").
• 43A: Sculptor Jeff known for his steel balloon animals (KOONS) — big weird puffy pink things, that's what I think when I think of KOONS. Whimsical. Vivid. Fun.

• 60A: Join arms? (ENLIST) — another "?" clue I didn't love. It just doesn't quite work, wordplay-wise. You join the army ... where you might carry arms ... I dunno. The phrasing just misses the mark. Also, still not really happy to see war-related answers right now (during "Operation: Furious Incompetence"), esp. when the puzzle tries to make it light-hearted.
• 25D: Valuable commodity in "Dune" (SPICE) — there's another Dune movie coming out later this year. Also, a Dune font generator has apparently been released for general use and as a result my social media feed has been overrun with textual ridiculousness. For example:

That's all. See you next time.

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Political commentator Piker / FRI 3-20-26 / Kachina-carving people / Dramatic outerwear for the theater / Participant in the Jacobite rebellion of the 1740s / Athlete nickname "O Rei" / Some scenery in "The Road Runner Show" / Viral 2010s dance that Hillary Clinton performed on TV / It has more than 4,000 islands off its coast

Constructor: Rafael Musa and Rebecca Goldstein

Relative difficulty: Very easy

THEME: none 

Word of the Day: HASAN Piker (5A: Political commentator Piker) —

Hasan Doğan Piker (born July 25, 1991), known online by the name HasanAbi, is an American Twitch streamer, influencer, and left-wing political commentator. His content primarily consists of political and social commentary and media consumption. As of 2026, Piker's Twitch channel ranks among the platform's most-subscribed. Piker has been described as one of the biggest voices on the U.S. left. Piker started streaming on Twitch in March 2018, while working at The Young Turks (TYT). [...] 

His uncle, Cenk Uygur, is a political commentator and co-founder of The Young Turks, a left-leaning news network.

In January 2020, he left TYT to focus on his career as a Twitch streamer. Piker has regularly spoken about the Gaza war by advocating for Palestinians and criticizing the Israeli government. [...] 

Piker has been most commonly identified as a leftist, socialist, and Marxist. He has advocated in favor of workplace democracy, universal health care, LGBTQ+ rights, anti-Zionism, and gun control. Andrew Marantz of The New Yorker described Piker as anti-Trump but "hardly a loyal Democrat". Instead, Marantz classified Piker as an "old-school leftist," critical of the "American empire". In an interview with GQ magazine, Piker stated that his goal was to push the Democratic Party to be more progressive. Intelligencer called Piker "the AOC of Twitch".

 (wikipedia)

• • •

This puzzle has some lovely long answers, particularly the crossing grid-spanners (SURPRISE PARTIES, "JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR...") and the plea "GO EASY ON ME." But that plea felt deeply ironic, as this puzzle went easy on me from the first clue and never stopped going easy on me, and so with no real challenge and no other really sparkly answers, I ended up feeling a little disappointed. The grid is perfectly solid and smooth, it just came in a tad dull from me. Several of the longer answers, while completely unobjectionable, felt disappointingly listless. E-SCOOTERS feels like 9-letter crosswordese to me by now. I see AMINO in the grid So Much that AMINO ACIDS was not a particularly welcome sight. Hard to think of a longer answer plainer and ho-hummier than HOME SALES. All the other longer answers hold up, but the great stuff is basically offset by the duller stuff, and so I was left feeling just so-so about the whole thing. It's possible that I'm being unfair, that I expect so much from these constructors (two of my favorites) that anything short of stellar ends up seeming mildly disappointing. At any rate, I definitely enjoyed parts of this, and I think it's well made. I just wanted more sizzle. And a lot more challenge.

There is easy and there is Easy, and then apparently there is also Easy, a new, italicized level of "easy" I had to invent just for this puzzle. Do you know how fast I got to here?:

Ten seconds, tops. As fast as I could type: ASAP went in (1A: Rush order), and then I went backward from "P" to "A" doing all the crosses, 1-2-3-4, no hesitation. That is a Monday-level corner, no exaggeration. Coming across those longer answers was a *little* bit harder, but only because I couldn't think of a word to follow GAME besides PRESERVE (or RESERVE). It's "wildlife refuge," "game (p)reserve," at least in my brain, so I had to work crosses there, but that didn't take long. 

The one part of the puzzle I did have some trouble with was immediately adjacent to the GAME REFUGE—despite his being "one of the biggest voices on the U.S. Left" (wikipedia), I—an extremely tiny voice on the U.S. left—have never heard of HASAN Piker (5A: Political commentator Piker). This may have something to do with the fact that I try as hard as possible to listen to zero political commentators—go out of my way not to hear any of them—and also something to do with the fact that except for the few times I've live-streamed cryptic-crossword solves with my friends Rachel and Neville, I have spent almost zero time on Twitch (which is apparently where HASAN Piker reigns). This is because I am old, and I have no interest in gaming (which is mostly what gets streamed on Twitch). I cannot imagine watching political commentary on Twitch or YouTube. But then, as I've said, I can't really imagine watching it At All at this point. The rise of the "political commentator" has been concomitant with the death of journalism and the rise of fascism and I don't think these phenomena are unrelated. So I will read political commentary, sometimes, but all the camera-facing, look-at-me, for-the-Likes performance ... it's not for me. I would prefer not. The pivot-to-video moment in our culture has not had any discernible positive impact that I'm aware of. What we get is fragmentation and polarization. And profit, presumably, for some few people. It would be great if all the video "engagement" resulted in a better world. I mean this world, actual world [reaches out and touches desk and lamp and other objects in three-dimensional space]. So far ... Well, you tell me how it's going. Sorry, where was I? Oh, right, didn't know HASAN, and the "N" cross was wild. Wildly vague, anyway: 9D: Basic ___. I had the "EE" and thought FEES and even TEES before the "D" from DINERO made "NEED" clear. After the HASAN/NEED moment—whoosh, puzzle went up in flames so fast that I barely remember the experience.

[SCOT]

Bullets:

• 44A: Danish money (KRONE) — managed to avoid all the "which spelling is it?!" drama by getting that terminal "E" first (from 41D: "Get it?").
• 47A: Word repeated in "With a ___ ___ here and a ___ ___ there ..." (MOO) — this is maybe the greatest clue in the history of crosswords. Certainly the greatest fill-in-the-blank clue. Maximalist bovine lunacy. Love it.
• 12D: Dramatic outerwear for the theater (OPERA COAT) — cannot believe I got tangled up in competing operawear terms, but isn't OPERA CAPE a thing? I feel sure that it is. When I think olde-tymey operagoing, I think top hats, lorgnettes, and capes! Coats? You can wear a coat any old time. But a cape!? Well, unless you are COSPLAYing a superhero (36D: Be a hero, say), there are very few options. Looks like OPERA COAT outgoogles OPERA CAPE by about 5-to-1, so I reluctantly withdraw my objection, which was never really an objection in the first place, just an enthusiasm for capes. 
• 42D: Viral 2010s dance that Hillary Clinton performed on TV (NAE NAE) — first of all, dated crosswordese, boo. Second of all, I would've been perfectly content if this clue had stopped at "dance." More than content. Happy. In retrospect, thrilled. You wanna know what piece of video I won't be looking up today? ... Sigh, now I feel like I have to look it up, as a public disservice. Let's see ... hang on ... alright, I got it, and ... oh, OK, I saw three seconds of it, and I wish I'd stuck to my initial instincts. (I wonder why the clue didn't say she performed it on Ellen — "on TV" is weak—unless she performed it on multiple shows, in which case, no wonder she lost (I kid! I voted for her, relax...))

• 47D: It has more than 4,000 islands off its coast (MAINE) — damn that is a lot of islands. Who counted? Give that person a raise. Unless a computer counted. Please do not give the computer a raise.

That's all. See you next time.

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It's vera soothing / THU 3-19-26 / Voice of the modern age / Master class? / Certain fatty acids, informally / ___ Virtue, three-time gold medalist ice dancer / Exploiting an I.R.S. loophole, e.g. / Word with napkin or nose / Where to find the towns Bigfoot and Tarzan / Operation Neptune, familiarly / Moon that's a neighbor of Ganymede and Io / Beginning of the spelling of "Hera"

Constructor: John Kugelman

Relative difficulty: Medium

THEME: OFFSIDES (64A: Certain hockey and soccer infractions ... or a hint to this puzzle's circled and shaded squares) — in order to make sense of the theme answers, you have to take "off" the "sides" (i.e. ignore the shaded square at the front and the circled square at the end); also, the squares that have been taken "off" spell out different "sides" (shaded squares = FRIES, circled squares = SALAD):

Theme answers:

• FOODLESS (17A: A boatload)
• ROMANIA (25A: Resident of Muscat)
• IF AT ALL (33A: Like some flaws)
• EMERITA (45A: ___ badge)
• STORMED (51A: Crooner Mel)

Word of the Day: GOD TIER (21D: Master class?) — 

superior — surpassing others in quality or achievementSlangUS

• The graphics in this game are god tier.  

• elite — belonging to the best or most skilled group
  Slang
  • His skills in chess are god tier. (Reverso)

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Second day in a row where I finished with an "Oh I see what you did there..." but found the actual solving experience kind of a drag. I think I liked discovering yesterday's hidden bingo calls a little more than discovering today's "sides"—that was a real aha, whereas noticing FRIES and SALAD just got an "oh, OK." I could see that the "sides" of the words did nothing related to the clues, so when I was done I thought "well these had better spell something." And sure enough. There's something kind of *shrug* about SALAD and FRIES. Again, I can appreciate the intricate architecture of the puzzle, but solving it was fussy and awkward. And some of the words barely seemed like words. Actually, here I'm mainly talking about FOODLESS (a "word" my software is currently underlining in livid "are-you-sure?" red). I have no problem understanding what FOODLESS means, of course, but I can't say I've heard anyone use it. I've probably also never heard anyone say CROSSEST. Again, I am familiar with how basic English suffixes work, I've just never heard anyone use the superlative form of "cross." I've heard of Omega-3s, but never just OMEGAS (62A: Certain fatty acids, informally). That may be all for the "is that really a word?" category, but there was other iffiness. Not one but two prepositional phrases? (IN SONG, ON LSD) [days without LSD reference: 0; consecutive days with an LSD reference: 3!!]. Three ISMs!?! (well, two -ISMs and an -IST => DEISM, REALISM, DADAIST). Perhaps the most awkward thing for me was the revealer—I'm used to hearing "OFFSIDES" as the singular. I know it's technically not—and that the very idea makes some football (i.e. soccer) fans mad—but at least some announcers must've been saying the singular with the "S" on the end because I've definitely heard it that way a lot. But that's just a weird usage issue that I got tangled up in—the clue on the revealer is perfectly fine. I just wish I'd enjoyed everything pre-revealer a little more.

Two answers today were great, though. "LOOK, I GET IT..." definitely made me smile (12D: "Hey, no argument here"), and I love the expression GOD TIER, though the clue on it today was hard (21D: Master class?). GOD TIER is going to be hard enough for many solvers—I have a feeling that the older you are, the less familiar that answer is likely to be, as it originates in gaming—but put a "?" like that on it and Yikes. It's funny that ELITE is also in the grid, since that's essentially what GOD TIER means. Super ELITE. A tier (or "class") for the best players (or "masters"). Hence, a "master class." Clever, tough. Although now that I think about it, I usually hear GOD TIER used adjectivally, and the clue today has it as a noun. Huh. Whatever, I'll let it slide. I didn't have any significant trouble beyond parsing those unclued theme answers (FOODLESS! Who could've seen FOODLESS coming!?). The only "???" moments I had involved (surprise!) name-y trivia! A famous ice dancer? Yeah, my ice dancer knowledge is, like ice, zero (degrees Celsius). TESSA? If you say so (54D: ___ Virtue, three-time gold medalist ice dancer). I think I actually knew the other names, now that I think about it, except ... and it's a big "except" ... well, all I can say is today is the day that I learned that Mr. Hammer is an ARMIE and not an ARNIE (36D: Actor Hammer). That "N" definitely gummed things up for a bit, as I tried to figure out what kind of "badge" started with an "N." "... is there a NEHRU badge? If there's a NEHRU jacket, maybe there's a NEHRU badge? Or ... a NASAL badge? NAVAL badge? That's a little more promising." Etc. etc. 

Bullets:

• 34D: Choice words (AND/OR) — I don't love AND/OR as an answer for [Choice words] — "or" is the only one of those words truly reflecting "choice," though I guess AND/OR does, ultimately, mean x or y or both, and when you put it like that ... those look more like options. I suppose we should all just be glad (and/or sad) that ANDOR didn't get a Star Wars clue.

• 1A: Exploiting an I.R.S. loophole, e.g. (TAX DODGE) — real part-of-speech confusion here, for me. "Exploiting" is a gerund, thus a noun, thus perfectly parallel to TAX DODGE, and yet I kept wanting a present participle (i.e. "-ING" word) as the answer.
• 27A: Clothes that are ready to be thrown away (RAGS) — no no no, come on. You might use old clothes as RAGS (crosswords taught me that), but unless you are a Dickensian orphan, the clothes you still wear are (likely?) not actually RAGS, however worn out they are. And if you are a Dickensian orphan, no way you're throwing those clothes away!
• 2D: It's vera soothing (ALOE) — ugh, this puzzle's ear for "puns" is tuneless. See also that (slightly better) SAMOA clue (51D: Nation whose name sounds like a plea for seconds).
• 27D: Word with napkin or nose (RING) — I figure you get one of these "word with" clues per puzzle. This puzzle went too far and did a second one (55D: Word after finger or poke). That's an editor fail. 
• 18A: How Jean Valjean repeatedly breaks out in "Les Miserables" (IN SONG) — what the hell kind of clue is this? How else is he going to "break out"? IN A RASH? IN HIVES?

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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