Kosygin of Russia / WED 7-2-14 / Honshu honorific / Often kicked comics canine / Lecherous goat-man / Boy of song who hated his name / Singer with 1994 hit bump n grind / pugilistic combo / Mountains tick off toy dogs / south africans are unexcited by swine / pastoral poems incapacitate teen faves

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Constructor: Jeff Chen and Dick Shlakman

Relative difficulty: Medium



THEME: blanks blank blanks — verb phrases where some plural does something to some other plural and all three of the words in the phrase rhyme:
  • PEAKS PIQUE PEKES (17A: MOUNTAINS TICK OFF TOY DOGS)
  • BOARS BORE BOERS (28A: SOUTH AFRICANS ARE UNEXCITED BY SWINE)
  • PAIRS PARE PEARS (42A: COUPLES PEEL FRUIT)
  • IDYLLS IDLE IDOLS (54A: PASTORAL POEMS INCAPACITATE TEEN FAVES)

Word of the Day: Guinea-BISSAU (28D: Guinea-___ (West African nation)) —
Guinea-Bissau, officially the Republic of Guinea-Bissau Listeni/ˈɡɪni bɪˈs/gi-nee-bi-sow, (Portuguese:República da Guiné-Bissaupronounced: [ʁeˈpublikɐ dɐ ɡiˈnɛ biˈsaw]), is a country in West Africa. It is bordered by Senegal to the north and Guinea to the south and east, with the Atlantic Ocean to its west. It covers 36,125 km² (nearly 14,000 sq mi) with an estimated population of 1,600,000. (wikipedia)
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Wow. Well wide of the mark. This is the hoariest kind of wordplay. Very surprised that a theme this basic and corny passed muster. Felt like something out of … ELD, I guess (48A: Antiquity, in the past). Nonsense phrases that rhyme? Maybe in [insert other puzzle's name here], but it's pretty sub-NYT stuff, or ought to be. The fill doesn't improve things much, either. My greatest delights were R KELLY (if only for the contemporariness and awesome opening letter combination) (43D: Singer with the 1994 hit "Bump n' Grind") and ABANDON SHIP (an answer I got very late because I stupidly had SRI at 20A: Honshu honorific (SAN) for a while and really Really stumbled trying to pick up everything in the REPAYS MANS SMARTY D-DAY DADA section) (3D: Final order from the captain). SETS A RECORD has a terrible ad hoc quality to it (26D: Becomes worthy of the Guinness Book, say), and most of the rest of the fill just sits there. BISSAU is pretty terrible, as it is just a name part, not a real name, and a pretty long (and mildly obscure) name part at that. Also, I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHY THE CLUES ARE SHOUTING AT ME. When the theme clues have you actually missing "?" clues, something is wrong.


Grid shape provides us with scads of 3- and 4-letter words, which rarely leads anywhere good. I don't know, what else? … I dunno … so … Hell of a soccer match, that was. 90+ minutes of boredom/torture, then a last-minute point-blank shot to (miraculously, unjustly) win it that somehow goes high, and then an overtime that was as exciting as any I've seen this World Cup. USA's keeper was outstanding in the face of extreme duress. I look forward to seeing TIM HOWARD in a puzzle soon. Congrats to Belgium.

Good day.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Game similar to hide-and-seek / TUE 7-1-14 / Mass of crystallized magma / Reproach from Buckinghams, 1967 / Plea from Human League, 1982 / Reassurance from Beach Boys, 1964 / Encouragement from Journey, 1981

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Constructor: Gary Cee

Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium



THEME: DON'T — songs that start with DON'T, at least a few of which you will have heard of:

Theme answers:
  • "DON'T BE CRUEL" (18A: Appeal from Elvis, 1956)
  • "DON'T WORRY BABY" (25A: Reassurance from the Beach Boys, 1964)
  • "DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'" (39A: Encouragement from Journey, 1981)
  • "DON'T YOU WANT ME" (52A: Plea from the Human League, 1982)
  • "DON'T YOU CARE" (64A: Reproach from the Buckinghams, 1967)

Word of the Day: RINGALEVIO (12D: Game similar to hide-and-seek) —
Ringolevio (also spelled ringalevio or ring-a-levio)[1] is a children's game which may be played anywhere but which originates in the teeming streets ofNew York City, and is known to have been played there at least as far back as before World War I.[a] It is one of the many variations of tag. It requires close team work and near-military strategy. In Canada, this game is known as Relievio. In Boston and Ireland in the 1960s, it was also called Relievio and is mentioned in Roddy Doyle's Booker prize-winning novel Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha and Bill O'Reilly's book, A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity. (wikipedia)
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I have another DON'T for you—DON'T put RINGALEVIO (Whatever That Is) in a Tuesday puzzle if you want people to remember anything else about your puzzle. I've never heard of it. It googles terribly poorly. It is so patently, obviously, manifestly *not* a word for an easy, early-week puzzle that I have no idea WTF the constructor / editor was thinking here. If you had clued this as [Harry Potter spell used three times in "Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom"], I would've believed that at least as much as I believed this clue. I got every letter from crosses, though "well, *that's* wrong," and then finished the puzzle and Ding! it was right. So at least the crosses were fair, I guess, and the puzzle was certainly easy otherwise, so no real harm done, but sweet lord o'mercy that is nuts. Bananas. Just a magnificent error in calibration and judgment. On a Friday or Saturday, I can see throwing this answer at us. But Tuesday? Ha. The contrast between that answer and Every Other Answer In The Grid, in terms of familiarity, is bone-jarring. "DON'T YOU CARE" was unknown to me too, but at least those are recognizable words strung together.


Oh, I didn't know PLUTON either (8D: Mass of crystallized magma). Cool word, but not sure why it's here. It's not holding together a very good (or very hard to refill) section of the grid. AFC POR TIERRA and APPTS are all subpar. You have to really *love* PLUTON not to rewrite that whole area, and I can't really believe anyone loves PLUTON. PLUTO, sure. But not PLUTON. And then there's everything else, which was pap—child's play. Fast-as-you-can-write stuff. I did enjoy remembering the songs, mostly, and I guess the oversized grid gives us more bang for our buck, but with a theme that's just OK, that RINGALEVIO answer makes this thing a pretty badly wounded duck.


Hey, I do know "DON'T YOU CARE." Weird. Totally forgot about it. And now here it is. Cool.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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