Trendy sneaker brand / WED 7-29-26 / 2025 Ron Howard survival thriller / Fishy Hawaiian dish / Chips with a "Blue Heat" flavor / Drinks that may be prepared with a steam wand / Home of County Donegal

Constructor: Emily Biegas and Sala Wanetick

Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium

THEME: "VENI, VIDI, VICI" (58A: Classic quotation that might be said by 20-, 34- and 41-Across?) — people who "came," "saw," and "conquered," respectively (the "classic quotation" is Caesar's, of course, and its English translation can be found in the first two words of each clue, taken collectively and sequentially): 

Theme answers:

• PARTY-CRASHER (20A: I came uninvited)
• NOSTRADAMUS (34A: I saw the future)
• KEN JENNINGS (41A: I conquered "Jeopardy!" for 74 days straight)

Word of the Day: EDEN (65A: 2025 Ron Howard survival thriller) —

Eden is a 2024 American historical survival thriller film directed by Ron Howard and written by Noah Pink, from a story by the pair.^[4] It stars Jude Law, Ana de Armas, Vanessa Kirby, Sydney Sweeney, Daniel Brühl, Felix Kammerer, Toby Wallace, and Richard Roxburgh. The film is based on the true story of several European settlers, including Margret Wittmer, who arrive on the isolated Floreana Island, in the Galápagos Islands, Ecuador, pre-World War II, hoping to start a life there.

The film premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival on September 7, 2024, and was released theatrically in Germany on April 2, 2025, by Leonine, and in the United States by Vertical on August 22, 2025. The film received mixed reviews from critics. [...] Following its releases in Germany and Italy, the film grossed a total of $825,041.

In the United States and Canada, the film made $1 million from 664 theaters in its opening weekend.

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The theme gets points for being strange and original, conceptually, but loses points for having the themer set be so completely arbitrary. I think KEN JENNINGS is the strangest. I get that you all love that that show and that guy, but as an avatar of "I conquered," generally??? Of all the people who ever "conquered" anything, that's the choice? For this puzzle's audience, maybe that's the right call. Red meat. For me, that choice seemed bizarre. But it's got an unexpectedness and wackiness that I can appreciate, even if it's not really my VIBE (unlike the vast majority of puzzle people I know, I don't watch the show, but go to any crossword tournament and it seems like half the people there have been on the show, and half of them were champions). There's a kookiness factor that keeps this one from being boring. The fill could've been (much) better. RES ASEA REORG ALFA and on and on with the overfamiliar old stuff, all the way down to OCHRE, EIRE, and SNES (still the ugliest abbreviation I know) (stands for "Super NES" ... the "NES" stands for "Nintendo Entertainment System"). There's also EDEN, which provided a high/low point today with its (to me) hilarious clue (65A: 2025 Ron Howard survival thriller). "Hilarious" in that I was like "Ron Howard directed what now???" If that movie fell in the forest, I'm pretty sure it made no sound. Did it even get released here. Wikipedia says it made $2.8 million, but that's against a budget of $55 million!! What the hell happened? I want to say "it bombed" but as someone who pays reasonably close attention to movies, I think it's more accurate to say "it never showed up." Cluing EDEN via such an extremely, comically unsuccessful movie—a real choice. I once clued FLORENCE PUGH via Don't Worry, Darling (which had recently come out, with a lot of hype and controversy surrounding it) and the editor (whom I adore) changed it to a clue about a f***ing Marvel movie (Black Widow), and I still haven't gotten over it. If the editors changed the EDEN clue to this, that's a crime. Of course, if the clue was the constructors' own ... sometimes it's better not to try to be creative and original and contemporary, is what I'm saying. EDEN is crosswordese. Just ... make the clue innocuous and move on.

The one notable bit of fill today, from where I'm sitting, is HOKA, a brand I've been waiting to show up in the NYTXW for years now (21D: Trendy sneaker brand). From where I was literally sitting, yesterday, in the cafe I got to most mornings, I was noticing a guy's HOKA shoes and thinking about this very thing: how trendy they are, and how I still hadn't seen HOKA in the grid. I mean, with that "K," HOKA is never gonna reach EDEN or EIRE or ASEA levels of crossword prominence, but it could do some damage. Might have legs. Any new four-letter answer is likely to have some kind of life ... and afterlife. Just ask ASTA. Gone but not forgotten (by crossword solvers).

I can imagine some of the proper nouns giving some solvers trouble here and there (HOKA, TAKIS ... EDEN, lol), but otherwise this seemed very easy. Four-letter repeater after four-letter repeater. Some three-letter repeaters. Some five-letter repeaters. A lot of repeaters. I like the AVOCADO / RIPENED pairing, for obvious reasons, and KEGELS gave the grid a little unexpected squeeze. I wrote in PUPU before POKE (40A: Fishy Hawaiian dish). I don't think I knew TAKIS were considered "chips" (31D: Chips with a "Blue Heat" flavor). I thought they were more like ... sticks. Wait, am I getting them confused with that Japanese snack ... lol yes, POCKY! (rhymes with TAKI?)

But, in my defense, actual TAKIS really are stick-shaped:

But since the sticks are made out of rolled tortilla chips, I guess "chips" is an accurate descriptor after all.

Bullets:

• 32D: Name inside of a libretto? (BRETT) — literally, inside the word "li-BRETT-o"
• 58D: Get on (with) (VIBE) — I was thinking of the phrase "get on with it!" and so the verb meaning of "VIBE (with)" didn't occur to me until I got a couple crosses.
• 55D: "Soup's on!" ("DIG IN!") — these seem like completely different statements: one you say to call everyone to the table, and the other you say after everyone's seated. For this reason, I think, my brain kept shouting "DIN-DIN!" — which is what you might say in order to call someone (or, say, a cat) to dinner. "DIN-DIN!" wouldn't fit, of course, but I still think it's a nearer equivalent to "Soup's on!" than "DIG IN!" is.

That's all for today. See you next time.

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Rx for a root canal / THU 4-16-26 / Portmanteau for a queer Fortnite player, say / Big payroll service co. / Source of a deal with The Devil? / Fields medalist Terence / Joel's smuggling partner on "The Last of Us" / Ventricle suppliers / Insect nicknamed for its small size / Negation word in French / Fish whose name is Spanish for "pretty"

Constructor: Rafael Musa and Sala Wanetick

Relative difficulty: Medium-Challenging

THEME: DOWN / TO A T (63A: With 65-Across, with extreme precision ... or a hint to reading 15 of this puzzle's answers) — Fifteen Down answers end with a "T" that appears not as usual (i.e. in a box like all the other letters) but as a "T"-shaped black-letter formation

Theme answers:

• INDIC(T) (4D: Charge)
• "AM I NO(T)?" (5D: Question from someone seeking reassurance)
• EVEN(T) (12D: Occasion)
• TARO(T) (15D: Source of a deal with The Devil?)
• ATLAS(T) (6D: "Finally!")
• TEASE(T) (7D: Service with cups and saucers)
• DAYS PAS(T) (13D: Previous times)
• BRA(T) (27D: Kid who might get grounded)
• OPEN SEA(T) (14D: Welcome sight in musical chairs)
• DELIS(T) (30D: Take off the market)
  
• ABU(T) (38D: Be against, in a way)
• DIVER(T) (31D: Reroute)
• SCRIP(T) (32D: Something a reality show lacks)
• EGO(T) (40D: Achievement for Whoopi Goldberg and Rita Moreno, in brief)
• BASAL(T) (33D: Igneous rock that makes up most of Venus's surface)

Word of the Day: To a T (65A) —

Precisely; exactly; perfectly; with great attention to detail. // The origins of this phrase are uncertain, but it has been observed in print since at least 1693,^[1] and likely was around well before that. The possibly related phrase to a tittle is found in a 1607 play, The Woman Hater by Francis Beaumont and John Fletcher ("I'll quote him to a tittle"). The T in the phrase to a T is likely the first letter of a word, with tittle being the most likely source.

Other theories with little evidence point to golf tees, for their small size; this may have at least influenced the alternative form to a tee. Some speculate a relationship with T-square, a measuring device introduced around the turn of the century. Others claim the expression refers to the correct completion of the letter t by crossing it.

In print from "Two Years Before the Mast" published in 1840, and, even then, using quotes, refers to the practice of squaring up a yardarm with a mast on a sailing ship such that it made a perpendicular T. (wikipedia)

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Well, I finally got a Thursday with some fight in it. I really appreciated that. It wasn't just the theme that made things tough—very tough, early on—it was ... everything. I never really picked up momentum at any point, never flew through any part of this one. A grind from start to finish. It was mostly an enjoyable grind, so I didn't mind, but yeah, no whoosh today. There was one "aha"—the moment I figured out the gist of the theme. But once that happens ... it's just a one-note theme. There's nothing left to discover, except the revealer (unless you started there, which was possibly a good idea today—I did not do this). Speaking of the revealer ... why isn't it resonating with me? It's a phrase I know I've seen, and I can kinda hear someone saying it, but it's overlapping and getting interference with the phrase "done to a turn" (usu. used of food that's cooked perfectly). Is "to a turn" sometimes abbreviated "TO A T?" I know the phrase "down to a science." As for "TO A T," it mostly stands on its own and doesn't need "down." Seems like it's most often preceded by the verb "fits," as in many of these examples I just found (at Grammarist):

My gender has nothing to do with my frustration here: it’s 2011 and I am not Suzy Homemaker from 1952 who follows rigid gender roles to a T. [The Frisky]

It fits to a T the reform pledge that former Mayor Ed Koch circulated during the campaign – signed by 138 of the state’s 212 legislators. [New York Daily News]

[H]e seems like the kind of guy who would value life experience more than possessions, and at times that philosophy fits him to a T.  [Superbike Planet]

After finding out its definition, she decided the word fit her sixth-grade girls team to a T. [The Salem News]

So I acknowledge that DOWN / TO A T is a valid phrase, but it didn't exactly land, to my ears. But it does work in a very literal way for today's concept. I want to call attention to the fact that none of the "T"-ending words look like gibberish in the grid; without the "T," every one of them looks like a real (if unclued) word. That is the kind of elegance of execution a theme like this needs. Maybe some people won't notice, but it's a nice touch.

The puzzle does have a truly ugly SW corner, though. Also, a tough corner (esp. if you don't watch The Last of Us, which I do not). That clue on LEISURE made getting into that corner at all a real challenge. I had SCRIBES and still, even with the first letters of all the downs down there, I was stuck. I had to go down and get SSN and then claw my way back out. Inferring DOWN got me the "W" for RIPSAW, and I was on my way, but yeesh. ADP? American Dollar Processors? Andy's Downtown Payroll? (it's American Data Processing) (51A: Big payroll service co.). Never ever ever a fan of random three-letter initialisms of non-everyday things where the initials are a complete "???" I've seen ADP in puzzles before, but no way that thing is ever sticking. No one would put that answer in their grid if they weren't totally desperate. And CEDE TO ... oof, OK, I guess. As for The Last of Us, I know this is a popular show, but it's HBO popular, which means people who watch it tend to vastly overestimate exactly how many people are watching it. 

Season two's premiere of the post-apocalyptical TV series “The Last of Us” counted 5.3 million viewers across the linear HBO channel and streaming service HBO Max, an increase compared to the first episode of the first season. However, season two's final was watched by only 3.7 million people. The TV show is based on a video game franchise of the same name and was produced by Sony Pictures Television. (staista.com)

I know the show is based on a video game, so maybe this TESS is in the video game too? I dunno. I just know that 55A: Joel's smuggling partner on "The Last of Us" was just a random four-letter name to me, without even any indication of gender. That under ADP (ugh) crossing CEDE TO—ugly. The clue on LEISURE is actually good, though (49A: This isn't working!)—it just made that corner that much harder.

I made mistakes everywhere. TAU for TAO was particularly awful (2D: Fields medalist Terence). In that same NW corner, I had "AM I OK?" at 5D: Question from someone seeking reassurance—that may have been the deepest and most brutal hole I fell into, since that answer felt so right. Oh, and I drink gin ... not infrequently ... but I have never heard gin described as PINEY (18A: Like some gin and cleaning products). I'm not saying no one does this. I'm saying that if you struggled with that answer, I see you, I hear you, I understand, and I would like to validate your feelings about the not-obvious connection between gin and PINEY. Floral? Botanical? London Dry? Old Tom? Sloe? So many words and terms I associate with gin. Gin that takes like cleaning product? Not familiar. Don't know what I had in there at first, but it wasn't PINEY. 

Bullets:

• 14A: ___ Moshtegh, "My Year of Rest and Relaxation" novelist (OTTESSA) — still haven't read her, but I've seen her name (and her books) a bunch over the (recent) years. I knew her name was unusual, but I thought it was even more unusual than it ended up being. "Isn't there an 'H' in there somewhere?" I think I was thinking of her last name. Anyway, I knew this one but didn't know it know it. Kinda surprised to see OTTESSA and TESS in the same grid. They may be unrelated names, but they feel and look related.
  

• 1D: X, for one (APP) — now I'm remembering why getting started was such slow going. I got ATRIA fine, but "confirmed" it with TAU (wrong), and then couldn't "confirm" any of the other Downs. With three of those Downs, the reason was obvious (I didn't know what was going on with the theme). But with APP, ugh. &^#$%! why is the deranged billionaire white supremacist guy's right-wing disinformation pig sty of an APP in here? So many APPs in the world! So! Many! I know, I know, X gives you the opportunity to misdirect people. Congrats, it worked ... 
• 16A: Performer known for her runs (POP DIVA) — vocal runs

• 11A: Rx for a root canal (PAIN MED) — oof, yet another reason that NW was tough. Nothing particularly "root canal"-y about a PAIN MED (which looks a little odd to me in the singular, but I'll allow it).
• 43D: Tool with coarse teeth (RIPSAW) — had the "R" and wrote in RASPER for some reason (!?!?!)
• 15D: Source of a deal with The Devil? (TARO(T)) — even knowing the "T" gimmick, I struggled with this one. The Devil is a card in a standard TAROT deck.

• 27D: Kid who might get grounded (BRA(T)) — the answer where I (finally) figured out the "T" thing. First thought there was some kind of wordplay going on, like maybe the "Kid" was a goat, or else "grounded" was going to have some airplane-type meaning, I don't know. But the crosses all filled in pretty easily and then I was like "BRA? But that's missing a letter. Where's the ... ohhhhh, there it is." I then went back up and took care of that formerly impossible NW corner:

That's all for today. See you next time. 

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For real, to Gen Z / THU 7-10-25 / River through six Asian countries / Sparkling water additive / Freelancer's lack / Major-league team known as the "North Siders," locally / It can follow anyone / Vape, informally / Glazer of "Broad City" / 1970 Van Morrison title track / Heckelphone relative / Ending with lemon or cannon

Constructor: Emily Biegas and Sala Wanetick

Relative difficulty: Medium (easy theme, but the fill slowed me down a bunch)

[skinny puzzle! 14x16 grid]

THEME: face cards — face cards (the letter + the suit symbol) are used as punny clues for people who are experts in their fields:

Theme answers:

• MASTER GARDENER (19A: A♠️) (an "ace" of garden "spades")
• TIGER WOODS (K♣️) (a "king" of golf "clubs")
• MATCHMAKER (Q❤️) (a "queen" of uniting people's "hearts")
• JACKIE ROBINSON (57A: J♦️) (a "jack" (???) of the baseball "diamond")

Word of the Day: MEKONG (47D: River through six Asian countries) —

The Mekong or Mekong River (UK: /miːˈkɒŋ/ mee-KONG, US: /ˌmeɪˈkɔːŋ/ may-KAWNG) is a transboundary river in East Asia and Southeast Asia. It is the world's twelfth-longest river and the third-longest in Asia with an estimated length of 4,909 km (3,050 mi) and a drainage area of 795,000 km² (307,000 sq mi), discharging 475 km³ (114 cu mi) of water annually. From its headwaters in the Tibetan Plateau, the river runs through Southwest China (where it is officially called the Lancang River), Myanmar, Laos, Thailand, Cambodia, and southern Vietnam. The extreme seasonal variations in flow and the presence of rapids and waterfalls in the Mekong make navigation difficult, though the river remains a major trade route between Tibet and Southeast Asia. The construction of hydroelectric dams along the Mekong in the 2000s through the 2020s has caused serious problems for the river's ecosystem, including the exacerbation of drought.

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Apologies for the short write-up today. I've got a plane to catch later this morning, *plus* I was out late last night ("late" for me, i.e. past 10pm), and so I slept in ("in" for me, i.e. 4:30am), and just don't have as much time (or mental clarity, probably) as I normally do. This was an odd one, as the theme was actually very easy to decipher (for a Thursday, especially), but that meant that they put a lot of "difficulty" into the clues to compensate, or at least that's what it felt like. Never that fun to have the short stuff (and, once again, there's a lot of it) be the source of puzzle difficulty. This is another way of saying that the fill just wasn't that exciting. Solid, but not head-turning. And the themers themselves were ... fine, but kind of arbitrary (except for MASTER GARDENER—not sure who else you'd call an "ace of spades"). There's one thing I don't understand about the theme, though, and that's the last theme answer (JACKIE ROBINSON). Is "jack" being used to mean "expert" (as "ace" "king" and "queen" are in the other theme clues)? I've only heard of "jack" used that way in the phrase "jack of all trades." I've seen "crackerjack" used this way, but not "jack." But then I thought, maybe it's a joke, and that the clue is really just a reference to "JACK"IE ROBINSON's name. Then I thought, wait, is it both? Anyway, to the extent that "jack" is supposed to mean "expert," I don't like it. Doesn't land like the other three face card terms do. But I sort of like the absurdity of cluing Jackie as a "Jack"—so ridiculous it's clever.

Top half of this puzzle was easy, bottom half was a mess. Wanted ON END (?) before ON ICE (30D: Not straight up, in a way), which was a minor issue, but it signaled that things were about to go off the rails a bit. I know "Vape" only as a verb, so did *not* see E-CIG coming (48A: Vape, informally). The skirt could've been MINIS or MIDIS (46D: Certain skirts) ("Certain" not really helping me at all). I could not come up with the second part of STAGE NAME to save my life (37D: Nicki Minaj or Iggy Pop, e.g.). "40-40" could be a lot of things (a tie ... an equation whose result is zero ...). So I had passed on that SE corner and went back to the SW corner, which was somehow worse, largely because I thought 45D: Submit (ACCEDE) was ALLEGE (as in, "I submit that you, yes you, stole my cookie, sir"). I have no idea what the clue on ESSENCE thinks it's doing (49A: Sparkling water additive). ESSENCE of ... what? "I'd like some sparkling water, please." "With or without ESSENCE?" No. I mean, I'm sure there are flavorings in some sparkling waters called "ESSENCE of ___" but no, that clue was not to my liking at all. Oh, and the reason ALLEGE stuck in place as long as it did for me was because the first "L" confirmed ("confirmed") PAL at 47A: Bud (MAC). To be honest, this whole mess probably didn't hold me up for that long, but compared to the top half of the grid, the bottom half def played slower. 

OK, I got like 15 minutes left to write, so let's go straight to the round-up:

Round-up:

• 1A: Major-league team known as the "North Siders," locally (CUBS) — first instinct: NATS. Why? Because if I'm half asleep, some primal crossword part of my brain just takes over, and NATS is the most common four-letter baseball team (right? I mean, historically, it would be METS, but since the NATS came into existence, it's gotta be them). CUBS are North Siders, WHITE SOX are South Siders (I can't remember ever seeing WHITE SOX in the grid, though SOX is common enough). Looks like WHITE SOX has been the puzzle precisely once, 30 years ago, clued as [World Series losers, 1919]. They won the World Series in '05, but that has apparently done nothing to enhance their crossword status. 
• 60A: 2025 Pixar film (ELIO) — I resent this movie (well, its xword-friendly title) for ensuring that yet another damn animated movie (and its lore) will be in my grid forever and ever and ever. COCO WALL-E SHREK MOANA ... Finding NEMO ... how many FROZEN characters have I had to learn!? It's wearying.
• 67A: It can follow anyone (ELSE) — The phrase "anyone ELSE" exists, so ... you can't say the clue isn't accurate. Dumb, maybe, but not inaccurate.

• 7D: For real, to Gen Z (NO CAP) — please don't say you've never heard of this phrase unless you just started doing puzzles and/or reading me today. We've talked about this phrase before. Multiple times. Earlier this month, in fact. "CAP" (in this sense) was a Word of the Day last year.
• 52D: Cynthia of "Wicked" (ERIVO) — another former Word of the Day (2022). This is the third appearance for the Wicked star. A few pop culture hurdles today, which might've spelled trouble for the pop culture-averse. ERIVO. ILANA. SALMA. There's also MANU (N.B.A. star Ginóbli), which is sports, but sports are "pop culture"-adjacent, so I think he belongs on this list.
• 59D: Freelancer's lack (BOSS) — because "secure employment" wouldn't fit. Did not see this particular answer coming. For a second, I thought it might be POST (as in, a regular position, a steady job).

Done! Could've been shorter, but still, pretty short. Proud of myself. Gotta run. See you next time.

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Actress Hinds of "9-1-1" / MON 9-2-24 / Symbol in Tinder's logo / Gravy train gig / Sandoval of "Vanderpump Rules" / Gummy candy shape / Lodge group since 1868 / Pollution portmanteau / Engineered embankment

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Relative difficulty: Easy (solved Downs-only)

THEME: HOP SKIP AND A JUMP (65A: Short distance to travel, with a hint to 17-, 27- and 49-Across) — things that hop, skip, and jump, respectively:

Theme answers:

• PETER COTTONTAIL (he hops) (17A: Song character who comes "down the bunny trail")
• BROKEN RECORD (it skips) (27A: Someone who says the same thing again and again, metaphorically)
• FIGURE SKATER (she jumps) (49A: One having an ice time at the Olympics?)

Word of the Day: AISHA Hinds (14A: Actress Hinds of "9-1-1") —

Aisha Hinds is an American television, stage and film actress. She had supporting roles in a number of television series, including The Shield, Invasion, True Blood, Detroit 1-8-7 and Under the Dome. In 2016, she played Fannie Lou Hamer in biographical drama film All the Way. She has also appeared in Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) and was cast as Harriet Tubman in WGN America period drama Underground. Beginning in 2018, Hinds stars in the Fox procedural drama series 9-1-1. (wikipedia) // 9-1-1 is an American procedural drama television series created by Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, and Tim Minear. The series had aired on Fox and currently airs on ABC. The series follows the lives of Los Angeles first responders: police officers, paramedics, firefighters, and dispatchers. // The series currently stars Angela Bassett, Peter Krause, Oliver Stark, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ryan Guzman, Aisha Hinds, Kenneth Choi and Gavin McHugh. The series premiered on January 3, 2018. 9-1-1 is a joint production between Reamworks, Brad Falchuk Teley-Vision and Ryan Murphy Television in association with 20th Television. In May 2023, the series was canceled by Fox and was renewed for a seventh season at ABC. The seventh season premiered on March 14, 2024. In April 2024, ABC renewed the series for an eighth season which was set to premiere on September 26, 2024. (wikipedia)

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Yeah, OK. This seems like a fine Monday theme. HOP SKIP AND A JUMP is a common colloquial phrase, and those theme answers hop, skip, and jump, for sure. Nothing stunning here, but it all seems perfectly solid and acceptable. I have only two quibbles with the execution of the theme. First, the phrase really really wants to be *A* HOP SKIP AND A JUMP. You'd never use the phrase without that initial "A," and it seems obvious / likely / probable that the "A" would be here if it weren't for symmetry considerations, i.e. PETER COTTONTAIL is 15 so HOP SKIP AND A JUMP has to be 15 (also, 15 is the conventional width for a daily crossword puzzle). I feel that missing "A" a little, is what I'm saying. Also, I really Really feel the missing "hopping" in the clue for PETER COTTONTAIL. [Song character who comes "down the bunny trail"]!?!?!? He (famously) "comes ... *hopping* down the bunny trail." So weird to pretend that he's just ... coming down the trail in some kind of non-hop fashion. I mean, I get why "hopping" is not in the clue (HOP is a part of the revealer), but still ... there have to be better ways to clue PETER COTTONTAIL, ones that don't involve awkward / botched / partial quotations. So that theme clue as well as the revealer felt like they clanked a bit. But just a bit. As I say, on the whole, this is fine.

Very happy I solved Downs-only today because I missed the two marginal pop culture clues entirely. I can't imagine watching network TV anymore. I have no idea what is on there. It all seems the same. Three hundred and eighty-six shows about cops or firemen or paramedics or medical investigators or lawyers or I don't know what. I do not get it. So if you'd asked me to name *anyone* in the cast of 9-1-1, I'd've asked "Do you mean Reno 9-1-1? That was a pretty funny show. I know the faces, but I'm not sure about the names. Let's see, there's that lady who went on to be in The Goldb-" And after you'd patiently explained to me that no, you didn't mean Reno 9-1-1, you meant plain old 9-1-1, I'd've stared at you blankly, wondering "...that's a thing? They couldn't think of a better title than that?" So, yeah, never heard of AISHA Hinds or that TV show. I don't feel bad about not knowing the TV show, but Hinds has done a lot of other stuff, so I feel slightly bad about not even recognizing her name. But solving Downs-only, all I have to know is that AISHA is a name, a name I know exists, and since the Downs all work ... we're good! I've at least heard of Vanderpump Rules, but again, hard LOL that I'd know the names of anyone on it. TOM Sandoval, you say? OK. Neither of these TV clues seem like easy Monday fare. I would say the same about LEONA Lewis if she weren't virtual crosswordese by now (her crossword presence is hardly proportionate to her actual fame) (47A: "Bleeding Love" singer Lewis). But again, solving Downs-only, I just sailed right by all that name nonsense. Ignorantly, blissfully.

No real problems with the Downs-only solve today. Kinda wanted IN RE at 3D: Regarding (AS TO). Then there was THE LIKE, which I really ... uh, like. It's a strange standalone phrase. I mean, it looks weird on its own, and not at the end of sentence, following "and." Plus it's got a strangely phrased clue: 4D: Others similar. My brain had to take a few seconds to process that one, grammatically. After I got THE, I wanted THE SAME, but no, THE LIKE is better, THE LIKE is good, I like THE LIKE. I still somehow haven't added INUK to my database of things I know, so that was probably the hardest answer in the grid for me ... OK, I looked it up, and I now feel less bad about struggling to recall it. This is only the second appearance ever of INUK, the first being some time last year. An INUK is a "member of the Inuit people." INUIT, I've seen a gajillion times. INUK ... still getting used to that one. Just one other misstep today: LEDGE before ROOST for the [Pigeon's perch]. 

Short fill is a little shaky today, but the longer (non-thematic) stuff is pretty nice. Do ORGANISTs GO ON TOUR. Seems like it would not be an EASY JOB (48D: Gravy train gig), lugging your cathedral-sized organ from gig to gig. I like GO ON TOUR because it looks like GOON TOUR. I guess if a guy OFFS people for the mob, and he has to do a lot of ... offing ... around the country, maybe you could call that a GOON TOUR. That's enough fanciful reading of the grid. Need coffee. Happy Labor Day. See you tomorrow.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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