Showing posts with label Myles Callum. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Myles Callum. Show all posts

Today's LA Times Puzzle (Nov. 24, 2008)

Monday, November 24, 2008

Hey, everybody, PuzzleGirl here. Ya know how I can't stand having other puzzles spoiled in the comments section here? Well, I convinced Rex we needed a separate thread for discussing today's LA Times puzzle, which was co-constructed by our very own acme! She says the puzzle was inspired by the comments on this blog and I think she better pipe up and give us more details on that. If you haven't solved it yet, don't read the comments! There will be spoilers in there!

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SATURDAY, Jul. 12, 2008 - Myles Callum (1999 CLOROX ACQUISITION / AROMATIC HERBAL QUAFF)

Saturday, July 12, 2008


Relative difficulty: Medium

THEME: none

This puzzle was EZ except for the CA/NV region, which took over a third of my time. I was going to finish my Saturday puzzle in around 10 minutes (a good time for me), but writing in SEEM SAD instead of LOOK SAD (38A: Be down, apparently) put a quick end to that possibility. Here are all the ways I screwed up the long Downs after that

  • HOUSEMATES (!?) instead of STALEMATES (26D: Play halters)
  • OBOE SONATA (that's a thing, right?) instead of TRIO SONATA (27D: Any one of Handel's Op. 2 pieces)
  • TAMILS instead of PEKOES (33D: Sri Lanka exports) - I was thinking that maybe TAMIL Tigers were actual animals, which were exported to ... zoos, I guess.

It's amazing how quickly the puzzle went from intractable to simple once I put in LOOK SAD. The "K" made all the difference (as it often does). I thought this puzzle was SASSY (25A: Flip) and amusing. Lots of odd, cool words and very little crap. I wonder if a lot of people today are going to be wondering what PWTS are because (like me) they wrote in PRANK CALLER instead of CRANK CALLER (1A: 911 pest, e.g.). The impossibility of PWTS led me to CWTS (1D: 100-lb. units), which is fortunate, because I wrote in PRANK CALLER with utter confidence. I do not like FUNSTER (40A: Clown), but it's such an absurd word that I can't work up a lot of anger. Watching FUNSTER try to be a word is like watching my puppy trying to be a dog - it's sort of cute. I somehow got SHEBAT with only a couple of crosses (22A: 30-day winter month). Ooh, maybe people will crash and burn in and around SHEBAT - after all, it's got the ultra-absurd KNEEHOLES (5D: Desk features) running through it. What are KNEEHOLES!?!?!?! How do you put your KNEE (and not your leg) through a hole (without hurting yourself)? There's also the near-violation of the "Natick Principle" that happens when ELENAS (23D: "Uncle Vanya" wife and others) meets AILEEN (36A: Quinn who played Annie in film) - but since their intersection couldn't reasonably be any other letter besides "N" - no foul! Anyway, I can see that SHEBAT corridor being tricky.

Still in pre-vacation mood, so my schedule is stacked today. Must dash this off, list-style:

  • 12A: V.P. between Wallace and Barkley (HST) - grumble grumble. Names in clue should parallel name in answer, so I do not like the initials here. I don't care if "V.P." is supposed to tell me they're coming. Yuck.
  • 15A: D. H. Lawrence novel made into a 1969 film ("Women in Love") - I think I read this in college. Nope, I read "Sons and Lovers." Nevermind.
  • 16A: Time for Tours tourists? (été) - ridiculously easy for a Saturday
  • 17A: Many a first course (tossed salad) - this particularly food item has a name that has forever been ruined for me. Let's see if I can find you a link to explain why. Oh yeah, this is it. CAUTION: profanity and adult subject matter abound in the following clip:



  • 20A: Had sum problems (misadded) - one of many cute clues today
  • 26A: 1999 Clorox acquisition (STP) - do you know how many three-letter detergents there are? A lot.
  • 34A: Home of the Museum of International Folk Art (Santa Fe) - no idea. My go-to answer for all clues of this nature is OSLO, and that didn't fit.
  • 41A: Idaho motto starter (Esto) - state mottoes is one of my least favorite brand of clues.
  • 45A: Ones with shovellike forefeet (moles) - not too hard. I like "shovellike," as a word
  • 47A: What a virtuous woman is worth more than, according to Proverbs 31:10 (rubies) - hence this movie.
  • 49A: Aromatic herbal quaff (anise tea) - yuck. Might go well with a TOSSED SALAD, though.
  • 51A: _____ Dove (the constellation Columba) (Noah's) - never saw the clue, but now that I do see it, I like it.
  • 60A: Fruit with a pit, to a Brit (avocado pear) - oh you Brits and your wacky names for things. No end of fun, you are.
  • 61A: Got into the swing, say (sat) - I love this clue so so much. One of my favorites in recent memory.
  • 62A: Clandestine classroom communicators (note passers) - I was once one of these, as late as my senior year of college.
  • 6D: Enemy of the Moors, with "the" (Cid) - more horribleness. THE CID? I know only "El CID." This Anglicized version hurts my head.
  • 24D: What directors sit on: Abbr. (bds.) - [me making a disbelieving cringe-face]
  • 8D: Cud chewers (llamas) - the proximity of LLAMAS is about the only thing that makes LOLITAS, esp. as clued (9D: Alluring adolescents), remotely tolerable. "LLAMAS and LOLITAS" could be the title of a memoir of a very disturbing man ... or a LLAMA-loving bibliophile.
  • 10D: NASA spacewalks (EVAs) - stands for something, I'm sure.
  • 11D: "Yet do thy cheeks look _____ Titan's face": Shak. ("red as") - super easy. No need ever to have read Shak. to get it.
  • 14D: Comforters on kids' beds (teddy bears) - great clue
  • 21D: "The Count of Monte Cristo" hero (Dantes) - REVENGE!
  • 30D: Mashed potato alternative (watusi) - had the "W" and got it almost instantly, much to my shock.
  • 35D: They're hooked up to some TV's (Nintendos) - I played with the Wii the other day. That sentence really does not sound like what it means. I like that another TV attachment, TIVO (50D: It can stop the show) is also in the puzzle.
  • 46D: French city that shares its name with a car (sedan) - my first guess; saved me from running through every five-letter make or model of car I could think of.
  • 57D: "To Helen" writer's inits. (EAP) - Poe, who has the bronze medal for literary initials. Gold goes to TSE, silver to RLS. Honorable Mention goes to GBS.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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SATURDAY, Aug. 25, 2007 - Myles Callum

Friday, August 24, 2007

Relative difficulty: Challenging

THEME: none

This puzzle was brutal, but in a beautiful way. So many of these clues were painfully elusive, but in ways that provided genuine, admiring "aha" moments. There were a couple parts that were just plain hard, bordering on unfair, but overall, this is a near ideal Saturday puzzle. I had to work for it, and it was worth it.

Thought I might tear through this one, as I solved the SE corner in about a minute. Had LENA for 57D: New Wave singer Lovich (Lene), and though it was wrong, it (along with ERNS - 58D: Shore scavengers) helped me get the long UTNE READER (60A: Magazine that hands out annual Independent Press Awards) and RAGGEDY ANN (65A: Little redhead). UTNE is often in the puzzle, but UTNE READER - first time I've seen it. Ditto ORONO, MAINE (13D: Northeastern city named for a Penobscot chief). ORONO is supercommon, but not with its state name attached. The most fabulous answer in the SE, however, was GOOGLY EYES (67A: Puppet glue-ons). So cool and imaginative and apt. Apt! Though there was one patently obscure answer in the SE - 62D: Vietnam's _____ Dinh Diem (Ngo) - the whole section fell lickety-split.

And then came the waiting game ("... oh, the Waiting Game sucks! Let's play Hungry, Hungry Hippos!") [sorry, gratuitous "Simpsons" reference]

I had some scattered answers, like UMA (33A: Player of June in "Henry & June") and NCR (7D: Money machine mfr.) and ECOL (3D: Green's concern: Abbr.) and SERA (66A: "Buona _____!"), but I couldn't get much traction. Finally I saw a nice juicy gimme in ELAYNE (20A: Comic Boosler) - remember her name and its spelling, because it's not uncommon in late-week puzzles; from there I half-guessed 11A: "...there are evils _____ to darken all his goodness": Shak. ("enow"), and ORONO, MAINE popped into view. The rest of the NE fell from there pretty quickly. Could tell from the clue that 14D: One concerned with the nose had to do with wine, but needed the "W" from ENOW to see that it was WINE TASTER. Absolutely love 12D: Response to "I had no idea" ("Now you know") - this was a clue that bugged hell out of me until I saw the answer. That's just ... good. Damn good. Couldn't sing the line about LASSES in "Deck the Halls" if I tried (21D: Some of those who "hail the new" in "Deck the Halls") and never ever heard of ELIAH (11D: Son of Elam whose name means "God the Lord") - though, to redeem myself biblically, I totally nailed HOSEA (49D: God commanded him to marry a harlot) off just the "A." O, I left out that the little Pantheonic EWER (47A: Prize cup, maybe), really really helped me solve the NW. Seriously, EWER. I MEAN IT (40A: No-nonsense cry). Hey look, there's EWER, and there's SEWER (22A: Place of refuse). Wasn't SEWER (as in, "one who sews") in yesterday's puzzle? No, that was Thursday's puzzle, and it was SEWERS.

More colloquial goodness in this puzzle:

  • 25D: Cry "nyah, nyah!" (rub it in) - best variation on the [Schoolyard taunt] variety of clue that I've ever seen
  • 1A: "That may be true, but ..." ("The thing is ...") - that's just bad-ass. I mean, unfair badassery. When idiomatic expressions like this show up, and they are clued in such a spot-on way - it gives me the kind of joy I can barely express.

The last part of the puzzle to fall, and the part wherein I had one incorrect square, was the SW. That's a good place to begin my list of the answers in today's rather large "WTF!" department. We have:

  • 28D: Outlaw band member (Allan-a-Dale) - that's right, two dashes in his name! He was a wandering minstrel who joined up with Robin Hood's band of Merry Men, it seems. More often called one-L "Alan-a-Dale"; so this answer is super-obscure and a variant. Ouch. Cool that the "outlaw" here crosses the "rebel" E. LEE (64A: Part of a rebel name). However, it also cruelly intersects...
  • 48A: Jazz pianist who played with Satchmo (Fatha) - O FATHA, who art thou? I had FOTHA and ALLAN O'DALE (the famous Irish ... outlaw) at first.

Other magical mystery answers include:

  • 4D: Italian tenor _____ Schipa (Tito) - He's a Yugoslavian president, he's a Jackson, , he's a Latin American percussionist who once appeared on "The Simpsons," and he's an Italian tenor. Beware the many faces of TITO.
  • 6D: Soap actress Kristen and others (Ilenes) - you must be joking. Who???
  • 30D: Saki story whose title character is a hyena ("Esme")

And finally the king of all insane answers:

  • 23D: Arrow of Light earner's program (Webelos) - Holy Moly. Just look at that word. It makes my head hurt. Is that the name of a cereal? I thought for sure it had something to do with computer programming, but it's something to do with Cub Scouts (which is what I wanted the answer to be here) - short for "We'll Be Loyal Scouts."

I would like to take the time now to bow before two of the cleverest pop culture clues and answers I've ever seen. Brutal, but brilliant:

  • 34A: Title locale of five 1980s films: Abbr. (Elm St.) - had the "M" and "T" and could make Nothing out of it. The "Abbr." part just mystified the hell out of me. But as soon as I got the "S" from ESME, it became obvious. The "Nightmare on Elm St." series is iconic 80s horror goodness. Freddy Krueger is a horror movie legend. I would tell you about the time "The Simpsons" parodied the "NOES" series, but ... I'm trying to limit my "Simpsons" references to one a day.
  • 41A: King's second ("Salem's Lot") - I'm a bit in awe of this one. Such devastating cluing. Is it a King in chess? Checkers? An actual, political king? Martin Luther King, Jr.? I considered all these. Never considered Stephen King. Wondered what kind of SLOT could be a "second," then parsed it correctly and marveled at the result.

Less great, but still fun, pop-culture-wise, were 45A: She had brief roles as Phyllis on "Rhoda" and Rhoda on "Dr. Kildare" (Cloris - as in Leachman), 16A: _____ Lemaris, early love of Superman (Lori) and 35D: Felix, e.g. (tom cat) - wasn't sure if "Felix" was going to refer to the Cat or the neat freak from "The Odd Couple." Had THE CAT in there for a while, which I love even though it didn't quite make sense given the clue. Ooh, and one more great, somewhat pop-culturish clue: 5D: Routine responses? (hahas) - as in, responses to comedy routines. Good stuff.

There was a clunker here and there in this puzzle, like RELOAN (19A: Advance further?) and SERUMS (31A: Shot putters' supplies?) - that last one is painful in that the clue is tortuous and the end result is a substandard plural. But those answers are a very small price to pay for the greatness that is this puzzle. Myles Callum - as a constructor, he's no SMALL TIMER (29D: Insignificant sort). This puzzle was A HOOT (26A: Tons of fun). Those who were prepared to bury The Times and declare the The Sun the new King of Puzzles (you know who you are) might want to rethink that stance, because the past two days have provided two of the very best themeless puzzles I've seen all year, in any publication.

I'm done.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

PS I love The Sun puzzles, and mean no disrespect. I actually think the "which is better?" argument is pointless - we should just count ourselves lucky that there are two such outstanding daily puzzles out there.

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SATURDAY, Dec. 23, 2006 - Myles Callum

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Solving time: untimed (reasonbly fast)

THEME: Donuts (or, none)

After choking, almost literally, on the malicious chicken bone that was the NW corner of David Quarfoot's Friday Sun puzzle last night, it was nice to regain my puzzle footing (somewhat) with this Saturday offering. There are two squares of which I am unsure, and which you are about to watch me Google in real time ...

Here is what I actually have entered right now for the answers in question:

22A: Farm sound (haw)
38A: Rock formation, to geologists (terrane)

The initial "H" and "T" in those answers are guesses because I do not know This Guy:

22D: "Woman With a Pearl" painter (Horot)

And now to see if these answers are right (my wife gave "H" and "T" for the most likely letters in these positions too, so I feel my odds are good)...

OK, so it's COROT, a name I considered, having vaguely heard of it, but discarded because of infallible logic, i.e. CAW is NOT a "Farm sound"!!!!!! ... any more than it's a sound of any other part of the world where crows might appear. I guess because crows will eat seeds out of fields, necessitating Scare Crows, etc. you have a very attenuated case. But I hate this answer. I hate being wrong. Shocker.

Still, this puzzle was Great.

[just want to point out that Blondie's "Atomic" - one of my very very favorite songs, esp the live version - is playing on my stereo right this second in honor of 46A: Couple in the news in 1945 (atomic bombs)]

I am mildly embarrassed to admit that the way I opened this puzzle up was by starting with 11A: Cow: Sp. (vaca) - a gimme - and then building immediately on the first "A" with the long, long Down crossing - 12D: Mr. Deeds player (Adam Sandler). I love when lowbrow (I wrote "lowbrown"...?) knowledge cracks the coconut for me.

Normally I hate question-marked clues, or at least find them irritating, but today I was loving almost all of them, esp

17A: Locks up? (spiked hair)
20A: Ones with well-defined careers? (oilmen)
3D: Crowd in Old Rome? (III)
24D: Dispenser of gossip? (water cooler) (wife didn't care for this one so much)

Who knew that my legendary cross-country late-80s teenage driving escapade - which I took with my sister to visit my Aunt Nancy (hi Nancy!) in the summer of 1988 - would help me solve a puzzle one day? Well, it did. Hey Amy, let's see if you remember: 4D: Nevada county or its seat...

I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with Lawrence WELK-O.

15A: Set of routine duties (daily dozen)
35D: Word in several Dunkin' Donuts doughnut names (Kreme)
57D: Quote from Homer (D'oh!)

And now you know why I suggested today's theme was Donuts.

Did not know that burlesque legend Lili St. CYR (who appeared in a puzzle a couple months back) was named after "France's West Point" (42D). Surprised to see that there is Yet Another way to clue REA (50A: Blakey of CNN). As Rusty Griswold asks in National Lampoon's Vacation, after his parents start singing a song he can't believe is real : "Is that made up? That sounds made up."

54A: 1968 album with the song "John Looked Down" (Arlo)

Monday fill with Saturday cluing. Nice.

51A: Fly (by) [whoosh!] is super-fun fill. I'm not sure about accuracy, but I don't care. Nice also that WHOOSH sits directly underneath the ATOMIC in ATOMIC BOMBS (46A).


Is it a puzzle rule violation that THREE is the answer to TWO of today's clues? Granted one looks like this (III) and the other like this (47D: Lithium, on the periodic table (three), but still, that's a violation of the spirit, if not the letter of the law. I'll let it slide, though, as the III answer is so sweet (donut-sweet).

I'm off to Philadelphia now, then Colorado, where I will be the next time I write this damned commentary.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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