THURSDAY, Oct. 5, 2006 - Joe DiPietro

Solving time: 10:39

THEME: Clues are written in alphabetic(al) order

This was a fabulous puzzle, though strangely the theme had Nothing to do with the content of the grid. Sometime early in my solving I noticed three clues in a row started with "X," and I thought, "how clever." Then I actually bothered to read 7D: Puzzler's alert: the clues in this crossword are all in this - I had already solved it (alphabetic order) without ever noticing exactly what it referred to! When the clock is running, there's only so much my brain can do. So, at any rate, this puzzle looks great on paper, with the clues ascending from "A" (1A: A Bing Crosby/Bob Hope film locale (Bali) - which I guess is a better clue than A bomb went off here or A bra maker but probably not as good as Australian tourist destination since usually indefinite article "a" doesn't count in alphabetizing ... does it? - but "Australian" would force a rewriting of the two subsequent clues ... house of cards!) ... where was I? Oh, right, ascending from "A" at 1A to "Z" at 65D: Zoo animal (ass) (really? ass? pretty sad zoo: "sorry, kids, no giraffes ... or lions ... but hey, how 'bout some ass? Who wants to see the ass? Race ya!" - and by the way, you don't wanna know what kind of images I got from a Google search of "ass"; let's just say I had to get through three pages of them before I found anything that remotely resembled a donkey). Onward!

14A: Baseball's Rodriguez (Alex)
58D: Yankee's wear (mitt)

Ugh. You know, you could have clued today's puzzle with zero New York Yankees references, but no. I guess I shouldn't be surprised; this is the New York Times. Still, the answer to 14A should have been "Ivan" and the answer to 58D ... uh, "vest" (see THIS guy, Please!) or "sack coat" or "forage cap" or something.

[late addendum: 14A struck out three times today in the Yankees' loss to the Tigers. Woo hoo! Puzzle jinx!]

35A: Filmdom's Merkel (Una)

I have had Ms. Merkel as an answer innumerable times, and yet I can Never remember her name. I had "Ida" (Filmdom's Lupino), which slowed me down over there is the Far Western portion of the puzzle (now called "San Francisco"). Who is Una Merkel? Imdb say:

She mostly played supporting roles as the heroine's no-nonsense friend, but with her broad Southern accent and her peroxide blond hair, she gave one of the best performances of a wise-cracking but not-so-bright chorus girl in "42nd Street."



Imdb also say that she was 1.63 meters tall. Good to know. Lastly, Una Merkel is not to be confused with Angela Merkel, the Chancellor of Germany:
38A: Giant role for Peter Fonda, 1997 (Ulee)

And I thought he played a beekeeper in this. Live and learn.

50A: James Brown hit "_____ Machine" (Sex)
About the greatest way you could possibly clue "Sex." Ow!

8D: Quarters costing dollars? (motel)

A genius clue (considering the puzzle theme) for one of my favorite things. Here, for your enjoyment, is a motel postcard from my collection - check out the TV, which looks like it's conspiring with the chair to stage a bloody coup once the humans fall asleep.
9D: Quid _____ quo (pro)

Where my puzzle-solving experience began. Always start with the blanks. The answer is too common a word to be Pantheon material, I think, but it's pleasingly crosswordian nonetheless. Add this to the "phrases in Latin you know" (see also "e pluribus unum," "veni vidi vici," and "ad infinitum")

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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TUESDAY, Oct. 3, 2006 - Ed Stein

Solving time: 13:39 (!!!!!!!!!!?)

THEME: Portmanteau words

This puzzle-solving experience was HORRIBLE (for me). I mean, the puzzle was great at its core - loved the theme - but I spent about EIGHT MINUTES of my solving time staring at a mostly blank NW corner (which I'll call "Seattle"). Turns out I am not familiar with FOUR of the terms, which is quite humiliating in a Tuesday puzzle. "Seattle" was not Tuesday material, I contend. I ended up filling in jibberish and then looking up the answers. Failure. Abject failure. O well. Let's look at the problem:

1A: Blast maker, informally (H-bomb)

Fitting opening, as it became a metaphor for my puzzle-solving experience. The clue is fair enough, though solving it took me too long because the clue sounded too informal to be a nuclear bomb reference. "Maker" somehow had this ring of do-it-yourself, like a blast I might make. So I'm thinking TNT (my personal "blast maker" of choice) or ammo or some kind of gun or something. Wrong.
14A: Interstate interchange establishment (motel)

Well, this is obvious when you see it, but I could not for the life of me imagine what this was for a good long while. I was thinking of answers in the commerce field, for some reason. Interstate banking, the word "change" ... it all made me think finance. Once I just settled into a literal reading, I got it, eventually. My struggle is especially odd as I love all things motel, and have a mini collection of postcards and ashtrays from motels (only the ones with the old-timey phone numbers, e.g. KL5-0296).

17A: Former Portuguese territory in China (Macau)

OK, here is where the wheels come off - both my misfilled squares occurred in this one word. First, I did not know that that is how you spell "Portuguese" (2 u's?)!!! Then, I had no idea the Iberians had any real history in Asia. Macau turns out to be the oldest European colony in Asia, dating back to the 16th century. Ignorance, thy name is Rex Parker! I know what a "macaw" is ... but "Macau" is just a name I've heard before, somewhere in the back of my head, with no particular meaning. Also, I just learned, "Macau" and "Macao" are different spellings of the same place, and that place looks like this (see picture of Seattle, above):
3D: Like some stocks, briefly (OTC)

I know about OPP and ODB, but OTC is new to me. Means "over-the-counter," which you likely know if you have any financial savvy.

5D: Prairie grass used for forage (bluestem)

Somehow I got the French word for "wheat" ("blé") in my head, and so that third letter just wouldn't be anything but an "e" - even when any idiot could see that "u" is the only letter that could Possibly go in that position. Clearly I'd never heard of "bluestem," and neither my father nor my stepmother (still here) had ever heard of it either - though my father is a big bluegrass fan.



Portmanteau words tend to be ugly (26A: Bad economic situation (stagflation) and 48A: Seat-of-the-pants figure (guesstimate), for instance, are both answers that make my skin crawl), but the theme itself (portmanteau word), at 38A, runs coast-to-coast across the dead center of the puzzle - and I like that. I like theme puzzles to have structural elegance, symmetry ... some significance in the physical placement of the words.

66A: Big, tough cat (liger)

Really? I thought a "liger" was a nearly mythical animal, almost imaginary, and I had no idea that the liger had a reputation for toughness. For the record: male lion + female tiger = Liger.Female lion + male tiger = Tigon (which sounds like a laundry detergent, poor kitty).
Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

PS this has nothing to do with the puzzle at all, but it needs to be seen. This combination makes "ligers" and "tigons" seem quite natural:

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