Sandusky verdict was being read just as this puzzle came out, so I solved it with one eye on the TV and still set what must've been a Saturday record (didn't bother to time it, though, because of distracted solving circumstances). Played like a themeless Wednesday for me. I had to think a little about DEOXYGENATED (6D: Like blood coursing through one's veins) and OREG. (54A: Where the John Day R. flows) and KAT, but I hardly had to think at all about the rest. Aside from a slight excess of lackadaisical fill (your UNAWEDs, your OREGs, your ARGUERs, your two EYE answers, etc.), I don't have anything to complain about except the fact that Fri. and Sat. were radically misplaced this week (I'm quite certain today's puzzle took me less than half the time of yesterday's puzzle). Fill is mostly solid, occasionally fresh, and having the big answers run in two parallel chunks Down middle of the grid gave the puzzle an interesting architectural feel. I laughed out loud at 13D: Big Red, in the N.C.A.A. (CORNELL U.). Last week saw RICEU, which I rightly claimed was horrible. I then hypothesized what I thought was a preposterous extension of this concept: BAYLORU. Would that be accepted now? Probably not, I thought. Man was I wrong. I need to get started on my BINGHAMTONU puzzle. The ending-in-U length record is begging to be broken! Get me a 14-letter university name, stat!
This puzzle is a pangram but I don't care because anyone can make a pangram themeless puzzle. With no theme answers restricting your grid, you are wildly free to shove in all the Scrabbly letters you want. There's no evidence that fill quality was compromised to achieve a pangram. So ... it's irrelevant. But for every idiot who continues to put forth the notion that I hate pangrams *per se*, here you go: I don't hate this one.
Had QUIET DOWN (1A: Lower one's racket) and Q SCORE (1D: Measure of popularity) immediately, and once I threw the long Downs in, the whole puzzle opened up. Easy as pie to get into every cranny of this thing. Threw WONTONS (21A: Asian soup ingredients) into the NE corner off just the W. Threw RADIO DJ (55A: One might do a countdown) into the SW corner because DJ was already in place. Cluing was not tough and grid was open and interconnected in ways that allowed for easy movement—lots of ways to march through the grid. Two or three ways into every corner. BREEZIEST Saturday puzzle ever.
Bullets:
28A: 1999 Ron Howard bomb ("EDTV") — This "bomb" will live on semi-eternally in crossword grids.
36A: Evoker of 1950s nostalgia (SHA NA NA) — Evoker was always my least favorite member of SHA NA NA. A poor man's Bowzer, if you ask me.
57A: Engadget's co. (AOL) — I have no idea what an Engadget is, but a "co." in three letters is Probably AOL. Plus I had the "O" in place, so: easy.
64A: Like some kids' shoelaces (NO-TIE) — this is slightly alarming, as I always think of tying one's shoes as an important step on the way to becoming a minimally competent human being. We'll put wheels on their damned shoes, but god forbid they should have to tie them. PS get off my lawn.
7D: On-site shucking sites (OYSTER BARS) — I was trying to outthink the clue by imagining that "shucking" had something to do with taking off your clothes. But I couldn't think of a good name for a "site" where one did this, and then eventually I got the OYS- and there wasn't really any doubt left what the answer was.
10D: Sportscaster Andrews and others (ERINS) — Gimme. Which helped, undoubtedly. GWENS and LIZA, also gimmes. Which helped, undoubtedly.
24D: Ren's cousin of cartoondom (SVEN) — possibly the greatest SVEN clue of all time. I'm not aware of any other SVEN clues, but I approve this one.
Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld
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Japanese. That is the key word. Notice that Tai Chi is Nowhere on that list. That is because Tai Chi is not a Japanese martial art, and a Tai Chi instructor is not, not, not a SENSEI. Attempts to hide behind definition number 2 will not be accepted. By that definition, I am a SENSEI. A Tai Chi instructor is called "sifu." It means roughly the same thing as SENSEI, but this does not make them interchangeable. Specific martial arts have specific terms for the teachers involved. If you don't practice, you likely don't care about this distinction, but unless the Tai Chi instructor was Japanese or trained first in a Japanese martial art, he/she would not be a SENSEI.
Liked this theme fine, but NAGGER (47D: Unpleasant reminder?) and OPERANT (29D: Having an effect) and ALYSSAS (37A: Actress Milano and namesakes) combined to take my enjoyment down several notches. That's not just sub-optimal fill, it's a Lot of Long sub-optimal fill. A-TWO is no winner either (37D: Part of Lawrence Welk's intro), but it's small enough to be easily forgiven. I was preparing to rate this Medium-Challenging, but then my wife (who often struggles with Thursdays) finished it pretty quickly, so I ticked it back a notch. I had an anomalous, major slowdown in the far west, as I could Not make sense of 32A: Tax-free transaction, usually (swap). I had S--P. SWAP does not sound like a tax-related term. "Trade" does. SWAP sounds so slangy that it never occurred to me as a word used in relation to taxes (I know that "credit default swaps" are big in the news now, but that's not the kind of "SWAP" being referred to here, is it?). As for EWE-necked (27D) - ugh. This answer bit me before, and apparently I learned nothing. I still hate it for its over-technicality, but I should have known it. I kept wondering if EYE-necked was something, but SY-P really really looked horrible. Then there's PAL. That clue is manifestly terrible: 28D: Shadow, so to speak. A shadow can be someone tailing me, or someone who hangs close to me, but the word does not imply a relationship of amity and equality. PAL? "How you doin' there, shadow." "Hey, be a shadow and lend me a ten-spot til Tuesday." I get that the idea is that your PAL and you are so close that he/she is like your shadow, but bleh.
Theme answers:
17A: Eco-friendly in Las Vegas? (Green with NV) - got this quickly. Liked it.
26A: Omaha's waterfront during downpours? (NE port in a storm) - slowed down here a bit because I was looking for the postal code to come at the end.
44A: First-place finishers in Bangor? (ME Award-winners)
59A: Jogging atop Great Falls? (Running on MT)
Got off to a weird and probably inefficient start on this one. It's a good idea to work off of answers you already have, but sometimes it creates a lattice pattern that gets kind of ungainly and out of hand. I put down LEGS (1D: Stamina) immediately, then went over and guessed TIN EAR (5D: Musician's weakness), which I confirmed with ASPIC (23A: Food glaze), which I crossed with PINE (24D: Yearn (for)), which I then crossed with ENS (33A: Position on the Enterprise: Abbr.) - now I'm way the hell and gone down near the middle of the puzzle with no solid blocks filled in at all. I think I filled the area in piece by piece and then drifted up north. I don' t know. There have been times where I can do the alternate cross/down thing all the way from NW to SE. It's fun, but it won't help you finish quickly.
Bullets:
11A: 1099-_____ (tax form sent by a bank) - wife just put our tax materials together, so she has seen one of these forms recently. I ... have not. Had IRS here at first, I think.
21A: Kind of account not used much any more (passbook) - I remember my first PASSBOOK. I must have been 10 or so. Gibraltar Savings on Shaw and West in Fresno. $12. Good times.
25A: Down Under springers (roos) - one of what seemed like a small number of flat-out gimmes in the puzzle today.
43A: The Bobcats of the Mid-American Conference (Ohio) - not in the tournament. Neither are the AGGIES (53A: Team in College Station, TX) [I'm wrong - they're there ... for now]. Binghamton, however, is in, and everywhere you go in town, you're reminded of it. KFC? Yes. Walk-in Medical Clinic? Sure. This train ride will be over shortly (i.e. tonight), but it's an amusing novelty for the moment. It's so much of a novelty, in fact, that the 10 o'clock news opened last night with anchor Larry Sparano saying "Binghamton is making its first ever trip to the NAACP tournament." I really, really want youtube footage of that moment. Priceless. If you want to compete against me in ESPN's NCAA Tourney Bracket Challenge, I started an open group over there called, I think, "Crossword Cagers." I am the only one in the group at the moment.
58A: _____ Thorpe, 2000 and 2004 Olympic swimming sensation (Ian) - Nope. Sorry. Michael Phelps has eclipsed you forever. Good day.
62A: Environs for Galatea, in myth (ocean) - had ERIS for the asteroid at 51D: Asteroid on which a NASA probe landed in 2001 (Eros), and so had trouble getting this one. Usually I'm OK on the mythological stuff. Not today.
64A: Places with defibrillators, for short (ERs) - also, the hallway outside my classroom.
66A: They're found on staffs (rests) - ah. Music. I see.
2D: Preceder of a case name (in re:) - very familiar answer, but for some reason I couldn't get phrase "The Case of the ..." out of my head, so I had to leave it and come back.
4D: General store on "The Waltons" (Ike's) - used to watch this as a kid, but completely forgot the store name. Bush 41 once famously said that "we need a nation closer to the Waltons than to the Simpsons." I thought maybe he wanted us to bring back Jim Crow and start running moonshine. Anyway, he was promptly not re-elected. 20 years later, and the Simpsons haven't gone anywhere.
7D: Milliners' securers (hat pins) - got "milliner" confused with "haberdasher" and put TIE PINS here.
11D: Like fireworks, infrequently (indoor) - when? In arenas?
12D: "We can't squeeze any more in" ("no room") - this simply isn't a self-standing phrase. "THERE's no room," maybe. [What the innkeeper said to Joseph and Mary?] would have been at least as good as this clunker.
13D: Some migrations (treks) - had the -RE and put in GREAT :(
18D: Woody vine with violet blossoms (wisteria) - Why do I know that this is the name of a street (lane, actually) on "Desperate Housewives?" I've seen that show ... never.
30D: Ottoman sultan known as "the Magnificent" (Suleiman) - wife didn't now there was an "I" in there. I can't stop thinking of the Neil Diamond song.
44D: High-luster fabric (mohair) - I think of this as shaggy, not lustrous, though I'm sure the clue is technically correct.
45D: "Dallas" kinfolk (Ewings) - Put up a picture of Patrick Duffy on Tuesday, and his TV show magically appears on Thursday.
52D: _____ Baines Johnson (presidential daughter) (Luci) - with an "I." I did not know that.
54D: "Friday the 13th" staple (gore) - true, though the "gore" in the original "Friday the 13th" (which this clue must be referring to) is mild by comparison to today's gory films.
Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld
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A long time ago, I was solving this puzzle and got stuck at an unguessable (to me) crossing: N. C. WYETH crossing NATICK at the "N"—I knew WYETH but forgot his initials, and NATICK ... is a suburb of Boston that I had no hope of knowing. It was clued as someplace the Boston Marathon runs through (???). Anyway, NATICK— the more obscure name in that crossing—became shorthand for an unguessable cross, esp. where the cross involves two proper nouns, neither of which is exceedingly well known. NATICK took hold as crossword slang, and the term can now be both noun ("I had a NATICK in the SW corner...") or verb ("I got NATICKED by 50A / 34D!")
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