Wednesday, November 26, 2025

Filmmakers with distinctive styles / WED 11-26-25 / Disorderly heap of people / "A two-hour movie squeezed into three hours" (2001) / People looking for hookups, informally / Amazon wrapper / Lizard with an oceangoing subspecies nicknamed Godzilla / Meeting, slangily / Jenna of "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice" / One might precede "Excuse you!" / Once-common pesticide banned in 1992 / Cable channel since 1981

Constructor: John McClung

Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium


THEME: ROGER EBERT (54A: Pulitzer-winning critic known for his perceptive, sometimes sharply worded reviews, as seen in 18-, 28-/34-, 38- and 43-Across) — movies ROGER EBERT hated, clued using words from his reviews of those movies:

Theme answers:
  • ARMAGEDDON (18A: "An assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense and the human desire to be entertained" (1998))
  • BATTLEFIELD EARTH (28A: With 34-Across, "Like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time" (2000))
  • NORTH (38A: "I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it." (1994))
  • PEARL HARBOR (43A: "A two-hour movie squeezed into three hours" (2001))
Word of the Day: NORTH (38A) —

North is a 1994 American comedy-drama adventure film directed by Rob Reiner. The story is based on the 1984 novel North: The Tale of a 9-Year-Old Boy Who Becomes a Free Agent and Travels the World in Search of the Perfect Parents by Alan Zweibel, who co-wrote the screenplay and has a minor role in the film. [...] The film was shot in HawaiiAlaskaCaliforniaSouth DakotaNew Jersey, and New York. It was produced by Castle Rock Entertainment and New Line Cinema and released by Columbia Pictures on July 22, 1994. North was a box office bomb, grossing $12 million against its $40 million budget. North was panned by critics, and has been referred to as one of the worst films ever made. (wikipedia)
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Wow he really hated bloated action pics from the turn of the century. And NORTH. He really hated NORTH. As a non-Pulitzer-winning critic known for his perceptive [citation needed], sometimes sharply worded reviews, I kind of enjoyed this trip down Haterville's Memory Lane. The Pearl Harbor review in particular ("A two-hour movie squeezed into three hours") is a masterpiece, and could accurately be reused for many other movies. Today's slate of movies all come from a seven-year period during which I was paying fairly close attention to movies, and going to the movies a lot. Besides collecting vintage paperbacks, going to the movies was my preferred way of not writing my dissertation. Actually, by the time BATTLEFIELD / EARTH came out, my dissertation was finished and I had a job, but if you change "dissertation" to "academic book I have no interest in writing," then things were pretty much the same. So these movie titles are all very familiar to me, including NORTH, which is famous (to me) both for Ebert's face-punch of a review, as well as for ending what was to that point one of the most incredible, if not the most incredible, streak of good moviemaking in movie history. Here are Rob Reiner's first seven pictures: 
  • This is ... Spinal Tap! (1984)
  • The Sure Thing (1985)
  • Stand By Me (1986)
  • The Princess Bride (1987)
  • When Harry Met Sally (1989)
  • Misery (1990)
  • A Few Good Men (1992)
And then he did NORTH. And no one ever heard from him again (I kid! He did ... something called Flipped in 2010 (??) ... OK he did more than that. To be fair, he directed the Albert Brooks documentary from 2023, which is very good). The only name on that list of seven first pictures that isn't a household name is The Sure Thing, and that's too bad for households, because it's an excellent little movie, what they used to call a "sleeper hit." My college screened it for us during orientation week. Early Cusack. Very cool. As teen comedies go, a winner.

[Yeah I'm definitely gonna watch this today]

I don't know that it's the most inspired idea for a theme, but it's good enough for me (a movie lover and Ebert admirer). I don't quite get why this is running today and not, say, on Ebert's birthday. I know today is not Ebert's birthday because today is my birthday and I think I would've known if we shared a birthday. I love my birthday and I love the icons I share it with, namely Charles Schulz and Tina Turner. Ebert's birthday was back in June (June 18, to be exact). This would've been a fine tribute puzzle to run on his birthday. On Thanksgiving Eve, it's ... well, I guess it's ironic in a funny way. Would've been better if it had run on Thanksgiving Day. The least thanksgiving theme imaginable. For these movies: No Thanks Given!


I didn't really enjoy the non-thematic part of this puzzle so much. The fill, the fill ("The horror, the horror!"). Once again I'm absolutely buried underneath PSSTs and SLOs and SSNs and O GOD another SESH!?  RVERS annnnnnnd RSVPED!? REP NEATH NESS! OBI UBER! IRA! DDT! IPAD! PSI! EST'D! And on and on. I was kinda put off by the BUTT stuff, too. I like butts fine, but one is enough. Today's had two, but I had to cycle through way more than that, starting with REAR as my first wrong butt guess at 1A: Posterior (HIND), and then SEAT as my second wrong butt guess at 17A: Posterior (BUTT). Later on, we get a little call back / reprise with BUM RAP. It was briefly funny, after all the butt stuff, to look down and see -ITTIES in my grid. My first thought was not DITTIES, I'll tell you that much.


The puzzle was easy, for the most part. The butt stuff held me up a little. The double-cross-reference in the far west also held me up (and was super-annoying—cross-references are bad enough, please don't cram two into a tiny space) (EARTH (from BATTLEFIELD / EARTH) and EATS (from UBER / EATS)). At first, I didn't understand the theme and thought the clues were merely exhibiting garden-variety wackiness. "I don't get it ... I guess riding a bus with someone who stinks is kinda like a 'battlefield' ... does he stink because he's covered with ... 'earth'?" But then I got ARMAGEDDON and realized the clues were not wacky, they were actual lines from actual reviews—and at that point, I knew damned well what (who) the revealer was gonna be. Not mad about it, just not surprised. True story: I actually "saw" BATTLEFIELD / EARTH on a bus trip, back when (and I can't believe this is true, but my memory is Vivid) there was a publicly viewable screen on the bus (maybe screens?) and the sound was just ... on. Like, I remember (viscerally) being stuck in a bus seat, unable to escape BATTLEFIELD / EARTH. As I write this, it seems impossibly hellish, and it's possible that Trauma has affected my memory, but something bad happened with BATTLEFIELD / EARTH on a bus trip, that much I know. Thankfully, I don't remember anyone or anything stinking (except the movie). 


Bullets:
  • 50A: Filmmakers with distinctive styles (AUTEURS) — a good answer, and a great answer to accompany today's theme, though auteur theory is most commonly associated with a different American film critic: Andrew Sarris. SARRIS has never been in the NYTXW. This isn't nearly as bad as the Great OZU Exclusion (as it has come to be known, by me), but it's a little surprising. 
  • 9D: Disorderly heap of people (DOGPILE) — the first image in my head for this was gruesome. Why would you heap people up, for god's sake!? But after a few crosses, I saw the answer, and it's fine. I just needed context. It's actually probably the best non-theme answer in the grid, though I'm also partial to RAMPAGES.
  • 12D: Advisory in a school zone (SLO) — rly? They leave the "W" off? They misspell "Slow"? ... in a school zone? No wonder test scores in this country are abysmal. Most signs I'm seeing actually just say "SCHOOL," or managed to spell "SLOW" correctly:



  • 49D: People looking for hookups, informally (RVERS) — because sometimes the road can get lonely ...*
That's all. Safe travels if you're traveling. See you next time. 

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

*I know perfectly well what they meant by "hookups," you can keep your corrections to yourself, thx  

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114 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:11 AM

    Hey Happy Birthday :)

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    1. Yes, Happy Birthday, Rex! You've got me beat--I share a birthday with President James Garfield and the Gettysburg Address.

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  2. Bob Mills6:13 AM

    Mostly easy, although as a non-moviegoer I had to infer all the hated titles from the crosses (combined with common sense). My only stumbling block was having "bad rap" before finding BUMRAP.

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  3. Happy Birthday, @Rex!!

    Easy but fun. I didn't know (or remember) most of the movies but they were easy to get from crosses.

    Overwrites:
    Tried @Rex rear for both "Posterior" clues (HIND at 1A and BUTT at 17A)
    thySELF before ONESELF at 23A
    door/dash before UBER/EATS at 58A/39D, possibly the only thing ever fixed by TOM Brady (42A). Except, allegedly, a football game.

    One WOE, JOAO, the Portuguese Juan at 37D.

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  4. Anonymous6:34 AM

    Happy birthday!

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  5. Chuck6:50 AM

    Roger Ebert was, no doubt, a very clever and talented writer, But I never understood the acclaim he enjoyed as a film critic qua film critic. Though he could critique a film well enough for its entertainment value, his reviews were not terribly insightful, and he very often got his facts wrong, recounting scenes and details in films incorrectly, attributing dialogue to the wrong characters, misreporting locations, and misrepresenting contexts. It's as if he watched the first ten minutes of a film, formed an opinion, and then fast forwarded through the rest - stopping occasionally to pick up some material for his review. He may have been spot on about whether a movie was good or not and whether or not people would like it, but film criticism is much more than that, and for that "much more," I found him to be very unreliable.

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    1. Anonymous10:02 AM

      I’m surprised to hear this criticism of him. Do you know of an example review where he got his facts wrong? Im sure he did, and there are plenty of cases where I didn’t agree with him. But I think he was thorough.

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    2. Anonymous12:32 PM

      I have vague recollections of thinking he remembered something incorrectly but I love his reviews and columns. I still chuckle thinking of his IDGAF review of Resident Evil

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  6. To call “A Lot Like Love” dead in the water is an insult to water. (2005)

    On the movie “Mr. Magoo”: There is not a laugh in it. Not one. I counted. (1997)

    On the movie “Masterminds”: I stopped taking notes on my Palm Pilot and started playing the little chess game. (1997)

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  7. Happy birthday! Great write-up today.

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  8. Anonymous7:05 AM

    Happy Birthday

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  9. I’m in the “I vaguely remember these movie titles cohort”. Fortunately, just enough recollection to take an educated guess with enough crosses. The theme is fine for what it is attempting to do. Parsing together crosses to come up with popular culture is not at the top of my list of favorite things to do, but I can see how this will be enjoyable to moviegoers and EBERT fans.

    I had no clue on JOAO - I did get a chuckle when I saw that they are now cluing foreign words with other foreign words now.

    The Beverly Hillbillies are on a bit of a run lately.

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  10. You're older than you've ever been! Happy birthday!

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    1. Andy Freude7:21 AM

      And now you’re even older. Many happy returns!

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  11. Easiest Wednesday in almost two years, and that's without knowing any of the movie stuff from just the clue – including the non-theme stuff like ORTEGA and AUTEURS. (Although I correctly guessed ROGER EBERT). Much easier than yesterday’s puzzle.

    Don’t remember NORTH at all. I’ve seen all the others, and those reviews are spot on.

    Oh, and Rex, enjoy your birthday!

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  12. Much to trigger smiles today:
    • The Ebert barbs, each of which brought s genuine “Hah!”
    • Words/phrases I greatly enjoy: DITTIES, AUTEURS, HOBNOB, BENDERS, BUM RAP.
    • TOM on Thanksgiving Eve.
    • The constructor’s notes, with more Ebert digs and the line “the monkey who lives in my cranium”.
    • A rare-in-crosswords five-letter semordnilap REPEL.
    • MAE crossing EAST, causing my brain to tap me on the shoulder and shout, “MAE should have crossed WEST!”
    • Speaking of directions, NORTH crossing NOTRE, which anagrams to “norte”, Spanish for NORTH.
    • The inspiring backstory of the constructor, who today had a puzzle published in the NYT, one year after he started making them. Wow!

    Congratulations, John. What a terrific tribute puzzle – thank you!

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  13. Hey All !
    Happy Birthday, Rex! We are now the same age!

    I will call BATTLEFIELD EARTH quirky. An odd sort of dystopian future film. Never saw NORTH, but apparently I'd've hated it. ARMAGEDDON was a great movie! C'mon, Bruce Willis being all Willisy, good cast, good premise, made you laugh, made you cry. Haven't seen PEARL HARBOR, so can't throw my hat into the ring for that one.

    EBERT never got my support (I can't think of the correct word I want to use here). It's one guys opinion. And usually he was either wrong, or snarky. To this guy's opinion.

    I did like this puz. Simple, movie list, which was lambasted by a blowhard critic. Dreck on every puz ...

    Day before Thanksgiving, the stores are going to be full of shoppers just blatantly tearing the place to shreds. I've a question for y'all, Why, when you grab something from a grocery shelf, decide you don't want it, just put in randomly back anywhere except where it's supposed to go? Can't you just put it back where it belongs?
    /Rant

    Welp, I guess I'm feeling a bit salty this morning! Hopefully I'll calm down tomorrow. Har.

    Have a great Wednesday!

    Three F's
    RooMonster
    DarrinV

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  14. Anonymous7:43 AM

    I’ve never ridden a Greyhound or other commercial bus, but I’ve ridden a few charters and tour buses with a bus-wide AV system, and it can be torture if the wrong person is allowed to choose the movie. It’s also an environment where normal movie-going etiquette rules don’t apply, so even if it is something you’re interested in it’s unlikely to be a pleasant experience what with the people talking, etc.

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  15. One more ride around the sun. Happy B-day Rex/Michael.

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  16. Anonymous7:59 AM

    I don't understand this theme. Why can't the theme be any movie he didn't like of presumably hundreds of options?

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  17. I don't watch a lot of movies, but I enjoyed watching Siskel & Ebert on TV. My favorite Ebert line: "The movie is so odd, it's almost worth seeing just because we'll never see anything like it again - I hope." (Clifford, 1994)

    I actually think of Ebert quite often, when I finger tap the William Tell Overture on my cats. Source: David Letterman clip.

    Fine debut, enjoyed the theme. (Happy Bday! 🎂)

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  18. Happy Birthday, Rex, Charles, and Tina!

    Does anyone out there (except maybe Rex) actually connect these critical snippets with specific movies? I never saw any of them (luckily?), and I’m not even sure I’ve even heard of any of them, but they were all easily gettable from crosses.

    Weird puzzle, fun write-up from Rex, the birthday boy!

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    1. Anonymous10:09 AM

      You never heard of Armageddon or Pearl Harbor? What were you doing at the turn of the century?

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    2. @Anon 10:09AM: living mmorgan's best life, for all you know. Seriously, what could possibly be the point of the comment, beyond pointing out the purported ignorance of someone who isn't familiar with the same movies as you?

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    3. Well, maybe they're sincerely curious. I'm often curious about such things. (I'm also someone who is unfamiliar with large swaths of mainstream culture, and I enjoy talking about why!)

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  19. ASI write this Happy Birthdaynote to @Rex I'm also pretty sedated on morphine and other drugs while the medicos attempt to fathom and explain why I can't walk. I was just cruising along on our kitchen remodel project when I suddenly was unable to move and when I tried it resulted in by far the most excruciating pain of my life.

    Sorry, but I'm drifting off to sleep every few words. Thanks for a cool film puzzle,

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    1. I’m so sorry to hear this. I hope you get answers soon.

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    2. That sounds scary. Hope you are much better soon!

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    3. Anonymous9:38 AM

      All my best to you. If it helps, your musings are the highlight of my morning- every day.

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    4. Oh my heavens. All my best to you and Mrs. Egs during this time. Hoping to having you back in fine fettle soon -- your posts are one of the main delights of the blog.

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    5. Good luck Egs. I hope all turns out well.

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    6. Anonymous10:15 AM

      Coming back -- anonymously, because my long-standing passport has been revoked -- to say how deeply sorry I am to hear this, @Egs, and how much I'm hoping that it's far less serious than you think, that it will prove to be completely curable, and that you'll be out of pain very, very soon. --Nancy

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    7. Oh no! I kept expecting your first paragraph to end in some brilliant hysterical wordplay. Best wishes for a quick return to good health.

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    8. I'm so sorry to hear this, @Egs & hope you're better soon. How frightening :(
      All my best to you & Mrs. Egs.

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    9. @egs, What a terrible thing! And here I thought you were setting us up for a zinger about faking injury to get out of the kitchen project. I hope you recover completely and quickly!!

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    10. Sending my best messages. It must have been very frightening.

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    11. How scary! Hope it resolves quickly. Your posts are a delight.

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    12. Hang on in there and get well soon!

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    13. We're all pulling for you here @Egs. Sorry for your predicament.

      Roo

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    14. @Egs So sorry to hear about your scary experience. I hope it turns out to be nothing serious. I should add that I always look for your comments, which I often enjoy a lot.

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    15. Sorry to hear this Eggs - I hope you get better soon.

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    16. @egs
      Hey, big guy, get some rest and get healed up real quick y'hear? And... prepare for joke... It comes as news to me after reading your daily posts that you weren't already on morphine... ba dum dum... .

      And Hi Nancy!

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    17. I hope they found the loose screw and you’re feeling better already, Egs.

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  20. Bob Mills8:28 AM

    Best wishes to all the birthday celebrants. Sorry for the oversight.

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  21. Anonymous8:29 AM

    Happy birthday, Rex! Wishing you cocktails, cake, and a cat cuddle!

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  22. I had never seen any of these movies, but recognized all the names when crosses revealed them. I also almost never read movie reviews, but ROGEREBERT is famous of course and his name went right in. I agree with Rex the fill was terrible. RSVPED looks very ugly, although people do say this all the time.

    Happy Birthday, Rex!

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  23. Anonymous8:34 AM

    I get being burnt out or maybe just being a procrastinator. But I would expect someone in academia to WANT to write a dissertation. And later, if they have something to say, to WANT to write a book and share it with the world. This commentary reads like a band, disenchanted by the studio machine and putting out a garbage album to satisfy a contract.

    But I was the same way at the time of these films’ releases. I loved movies. The magic is gone though. The last movie I loved seeing in the theater (thrice) was Gravity. Then it won all of the Oscars except for best picture which went to 12 years a slave which was just political torture p**n. I haven’t seen a movie in the theater since. Not out of protest but for having a more discerning and careful eye on what’s being released.

    Anyway…hope you write that book one day. And if you don’t, just send people here. This has to be the word-count equivalent to the great American novel.

    Happy birthday.

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    1. Not to toot my own horn (yeah, right), but I did write a book after years of wanting to. It's published even. 😁
      Changing Times by Darrin Vail. Get it wherever you get your books online.

      Roo

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  24. I was actually an extra in Rob Reiner's Flipped when I was 13. It's not a great film by any stretch, but it was a cool experience.

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  25. The problem with BATTLEFIELD EARTH isn't just that it was a horrible movie (it was) but the book was actually really good, which made it doubly aggravating at how bad the movie was. When I bought the book, the cover said, "Soon to be two major motion pictures" - and at over 1000 pages, it could've easily been three movies. But no, it was hacked up and massive important plot elements left out so it could be a 2-hour action movie, most of which was slo-mo running from some explosion or another. Utter garbage.

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  26. Sorry I'm a day late with this. It came to me via insomnia last night. (Only works in written form.)

    Uncle, sister, and cousin of the artist who painted The Scream: Munch kin.

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  27. EasyEd8:52 AM

    Yes! Happy Birthday Rex! And thanks for the educational and fun review. Had the same problem trying to fit “rear” into the NE. It was only after I got BATTLEFIELD, which gave me NOB, that I decoded the rest of the NE. This was easily the fastest Wednesday I ever completed, tho most bloggers here would still consider it a snail’s pace. I didn’t get the full theme until reading the review, but the series of famous, or I guess infamous, movies was easy to follow.

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  28. Anonymous8:57 AM

    Happy Birthday, Rex!

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  29. Happy Birthday, Rex! Now you get two days in a row of extra-special dining experiences (I hope!).

    I agree lots of the fill was tired and groan-worthy, but I liked the theme. I'm going to keep my eyes out for a SLO sign in a school zone, though; I don't think I've ever seen that. Probably should have stuck with the ___Cone clue.

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  30. Randomly scanning the clues before I started and knew we were looking for a movie critic and my first thought was Pauline Kael, checked where the name would go, and that wouldn't fit. EBERT showed up though. Would have been my second guess, then Roper, and that's the list for me.

    I liked this one just fine. I'm waiting for OFL's list of acceptable three-letter fill though. Hard to write a crossword without using something that's been used before, I would think.

    Easy here. Have never seen or even heard of NORTH, but the others were familiar. Met Ms. ORTEGA, almost remembered ALOO

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    1. Oops, hit Publish too soon. Anyway, wanted to congratulate JMG who Just Might Get some more of these published.

      Birthday wishes to OFL and a get well soon to @egs. Yikes.

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  31. (Happy Birthday, Michael!)

    Rex's experience mirrored my own to a large degree, including all the 4-letter posterior synonyms, to which I will add Rump... for your consideration. Or mine, anyway. But (har) I did not consider Arse.

    Easy puzzle. The most amusing things were the review quotes, not because they were all great (that NORTH review -- so... let me make sure I understand you correctly), but because they are entertainingly catty if you're in the mood for that sort of thing. (Although I find that self-appointed experts in cattiness are rarely as witty as they think they are -- they are no Oscar Wildes. Michael Kors on Project Runway and Simon Cowell on American Idol well exemplify what I mean.)

    I learned today that ROGER EBERT was credited by Oprah Winfrey for persuading her to syndicate The Oprah Winfrey Show. You know, the show where Doctors Oz and Phil got their starts as public figures. A show that helped fuel the anti-vax hysteria and that dabbled in all manner of woo. Thanks heaps for the suggestion, Roger. What a signal contribution to the national discourse it has been. ALAS.

    (And just now I learn of Winfrey's promotion on her show of some character named JOAO de Deus -- "John of God" -- psychic surgeon, serial rapist, and now sentenced to prison for almost 500 years. And, let's not forget, Deepak Chopra. Also Gary Zukav, who was on her show a whopping 35 times. Ebert, himself a promoter of science and rationality, would have been more than capable of reviewing those cats.)

    The only JOAO I ever knew personally was a student of mine who always seemed good-natured and who found my jokes funny -- nice to have a countervailing memory to REPEL the thought of the other JOAO I mentioned. But to my regret, I mispronounced his name the entire semester -- he was too good-natured ever to correct me. But I learned subsequently that the J is not pronounced like an H; it's just an ordinary J. Listening to this, it sounds a bit like Joe-wow.

    Loved Rex's story about the bus trip with BATTLEFIELD EARTH blaring away -- an incredible follow-up to the Ebert quote used in the clue.

    Have a good day, y'all!

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    1. Anonymous1:56 PM

      When you think about how much, how persistently, and how frequently Oprah has leveraged her credibility to foist quack after quack on the American people and promoted their quackery to the detriment of the nation and to truth, one wonders how she retains any credibility at all.

      She has made a ton of money out of it, though - since all those quacks sold her a lot of ad time and lucrative television deals. But really, at heart she has not been much moret than a cleaned-up sweet-sounding Jerry Springer with lipstick.

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    2. tht
      Actually, the Portuguese J is like the French J
      Google got me the middle consonant sound in vision as an example of an English word with the same sound.
      Those clips I always find too fast, but that’s the sound I heard in the link.
      Oprah wasn’t all bad with her book club etc. But, never having watched one of her shows, I didn’t realize she made money off quacks. Odd in a way, because she leans Democratic but a lot of them ended up being MAGA
      Moral: money talks.

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    3. @Anon 1:56PM. One of her signal contributions was the daytime talk show as public confessional (in varying forms -- for example, sometimes she would scold people, thus obliging them to publicly confess their sins, like the author James Frey who got into her inner sanctum of her Book Club for his memoirs, only to be discovered later as having doctored them). Jerry Springer also used the structure of the public confessional to great effect.

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    4. @dgd. Sure, I allow that possibility, that the J could be more like zh- than the dg- sound in judge. The "Joe" was not meant to be a rigid description. Do you know Portuguese?

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  32. Monday easy for me, even though I am not a movie-goer. Liked the symmetrical MOSS MISS PAIR. And we are treated to not only a 5-letter semordnilap, REPEL/LEPER, but a 5-letter palindrome, STATS.

    Happy Birthday, Michael! You also share your birthday with NYTXW darling RITA ORA, and with Norwegian composer and jazz pianist Gunnar Sønstevold. (1912-1991), who I’d never heard of before today. He was best known for his film scores. Here’s an example: Main Title music from Gategutter - Boys from the Streets (1949)

    He also wrote a piece called “Litani in Atlanta” based on the words of W.E.B. Du Bois written after the 1906 race riots. Didn’t have time to listen to it yet but there’s a recording on YouTube.

    Happy Thanksgiving Eve!

    Mimi

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  33. Apparently Rex’s dissertation days were my high school days, which translates to my being familiar with three of these movies (sans NORTH), but being too young and…well…high-school-ish to be reading movie reviews or familiar with movie reviewers at the time. I guess that made it fun to parse the movies, which I knew even as a teenager were bad, and enjoy a pile of snark about them, and learn the name of a reviewer I would have enjoyed back then to give fuel to my mockery.

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  34. Anonymous9:50 AM

    Kept expecting a “turkey” revealer (in the sense of a flop) throughout the solve—but of course it never came!

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  35. Nothing much to slow me down here, except my desire to slowly finish my cigar, which I certainly did not do. Not even half way.

    Toughest part was probably right out of the gate where I dropped in BUTT at 1A and timid at 5A. Both mistakes quickly remedied and before I knew it I was hustling my BUTT down to 17A. From there it just rolled. Maybe a wheelhouse thing. I’ve been to the bazaar in CAIRO. Great experience for a young couple, one of whom (me) had never never travelled much and considered California an exotic destination.

    I’ve spent most of the last year making drawings based on lichens and MOSS and know that the clue for 10A is repeating a common misconception, though not the dumbest one. That would be “moss only grows on the north side of the tree”. In the deep, dense forests where I walk, it grows wherever the hell it wants.

    Big Oscar Wilde fan so that quote was a gimme. Big fan of French New Wave so AUTEUR slid right in. And so it went.

    I’ve only seen one of the theme movies (ARMAGEDDON, and I must say I agree with ROGER EBERT’s evaluation) but I recognized the titles as they arose and I recognized the pan of NORTH as his. So there’s the revealer revealed.

    I was a bit slower to get JOAO at 37D and, because Bible books are usually way out of my wheelhouse, I took a moment for a deep sigh of despair at 52A but RUTH turned out to be one of the easier ones. In the nice downs department we had RAMPAGES, OLD TIMER, DOG PILE, and BENDER. Well made. Not enough junk to bother me. I liked it.

    I have to accompany my wife to a medical appointment this morning (Why so early, Doc?) so I’m going to post what I wrote last night without even having read Rex. I’ll read all you fun folks when I get back.

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    1. Wow! You leave the room for a couple of hours and when you come back you discover that @Rex actually gets older - Happy Birthday, Mr. Sharp - and a good guy like @egs is a morphine fiend. Tsk. (Sorry, egs, couldn't resist trying to be funny, though my supposed humour will always seem a bit flat compared to yours.) I really do empathize. Presumptuous of me, I know, to be handing out medical advice but don't think that's gonna stop me: Trust the medicos (mostly) and keep Mrs. egs close by to ask all the really relevant questions. Looking forward to your recovery.

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  36. Happy Birthday from Jersey, RP -- to 120!

    As for the puzzle, no cutting remarks from anyone on 21A: BRIS? Four years ago, I had just started wearing suspenders and I was wearing them at my grandson's bris. Someone noted that I was also wearing a belt and I said "This is one ceremony where I really don't want my pants to fall down."

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    1. Oh, I was counting on you for a BRIS joke or two! I knew you wouldn't disappoint!

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  37. What's the deal with "pedestArian" in those sign images???

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      Thus made me LOL!! Good eye! And so weird.

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  38. My understanding of Portuguese is that the ~ (called a til in Portuguese according to Google AI, which I take with a grain of salt) indicates a nasal sound, so João would sort of sound like Jon?

    After I saw the movie, "Battlefield Earth" (bad movie for John Travolta"), I re-read the book, which isn't bad for an L. Ron Hubbard tome.

    @egsforbreakfast, here's wishing you a speedy diagnosis and recovery.

    Rex, happy birthday. It snowed here in your honor (north of the Twin Cities).

    Thanks, John McClung!

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  39. Anonymous10:28 AM

    Unless I’m missing the sarcasm, the RVers clue explanation is that they look for electric, waste and water hookups. Rex is either unfamiliar with RV culture or decided to make a random sex joke

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      You seem fun

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    2. He even tried to head you off at the pass, but it seems you missed the asterisk.

      (Speaking of hookups: I myself tried to do something with IV instead of RV, creating __PiANO going across, catching myself before I finished. Not many words where an R is followed by any consonant except H, but here we also have RSVPED.)

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  40. Anonymous10:43 AM

    Happy Birthday!! 🥂. As a big fan of snark, I loved this puzzle. He was a treasure

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  41. I solved pretty quickly but didn't care for it much. Really just came here to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY, REX! Enjoy your day :)

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  42. Happy Birthday!

    In NYS, we have sports for 7th and 8th graders called "modified," as some of the rules are adapted for younger kids. But some people say, "Modified Girls' Volleyball," for instance, when it should be "Girls' Modified Volleyball." Otherwise, the girls, you know....

    SLOW SCHOOL ZONE should be better stated as SCHOOL ZONE - SLOW.

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    1. I have seen alt least one sign that said SLOW STUDENTS AHEAD, which I thought was degrading.

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    2. Similarly, Slow Children Playing. Sometimes, a single comma would make all the difference.

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      Always chuckle at LOW BRIDGE 1,000 FEET...that's a pretty HIGH bridge!

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  43. Medium. No costly erasures and ORTEGA, NORTH, and JOAO were WOEs.

    EBERT’s reviews were always entertaining, liked it.

    Happy Birthday Rex!

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  44. These are among the cleverest of Ebert's slams? Sorry to hear.

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  45. Anonymous11:20 AM

    Happy birthday, Rex!

    It was very pleasant being reminded of Roger Ebert's reviews. If not those films. In fact I saw every one of those Rob Reiner movies in the theaters when they came out, and then I saw North and was like WTF?!? Ebert used to come to Boulder once a year for a week and (among other talks) conduct a week-long film class focused on a single film. Great memories.

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  46. DAVinHOP11:26 AM

    Thought this might get four stars for the movie theme (appropriately on Rex's bday), but yeah, All...That...Jazz, I mean Junk.

    I'm constantly getting junk texts addressed to JOAO; had no idea until today it was that name.

    Many happy returns, RP!!

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  47. Anonymous11:29 AM

    Happy birthday, Rex. Today is also my grandfather’s birthday; born in Austria in 1896. Came to America when he was 10. Happy 129th birthday, Grandpa!
    I’ve seen SLO written on streets near schools. (It’s also how locals refer to San Luis Obispo here in Calif.)

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  48. Anonymous12:06 PM

    Why Ebert now? 50th anniversary of his first TV appearance with Siskel was Saturday.

    https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-features/siskel-ebert-50th-anniversary-stage-show-chicago-1236433851/

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  49. Anonymous12:14 PM

    Happy Birthday Rex! 🥳

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  50. Lynn R12:16 PM

    Happy birthday!

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  52. We have a running joke about the street sign next to the house where my wife grew up: SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY.

    Happy birthday!

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  53. Debut for the constructioneer, but for nary an entry in the puzgrid.
    Entertainin puztheme, tho. A set of flicks that Ebert dude considered to be DOGPILEs.

    staff weeject pick: SLO. Mainly cuz I enjoyed @RP's blog dissertation about it . har

    fave thing in the puz by far: DOGPILE.
    honrable mention to TARIFF bein in the same puz with DOGPILE.

    Happy B-Day, @RP dude! Have yourself a 5-star day. Nice write-up, today. And congratz on [thank-fully?] bein not nearly as OLDTIMER-ish as M&A, btw.

    Get better soon as possible, @egs.

    Thanx for the reviews of shiftin doom, Mr. McClung dude. And congratz on a very entertainin debut. Made M&A really want to score a copy of "North" for our Friday-Nite Schlockfest flicks. Should be available pretty day-um cheap, right?

    Masked & Anonymo5Us

    ... and, speakin of dog piles ...

    "Wiener Dog Runt #81" - 16x3.5 12 min. themeless runt puzzle:

    **gruntz**

    M&A

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  54. I've read Rex, but no commenters--I'll probably have more to say after I have. But for now--

    Rex doesn't quite describe the full awfulness of those cross references -- not just "crammed together" but crossing. And it seems worse, somehow, that one is part of the theme, while the other isn't. (OTOH, having both EAST and NORTH in the grid seems nice.

    I really loved HOBNOB, too -- a word we should see more of.

    Jed Clampett is having a run -- in a clue earlier this week, in the grid today.

    Five-letter Arabic speaking city starting with CA is not very hard, but is that bazaar really "renowned" among Times readers?

    Finally, the crosses were easy, but I object to the expectation that I will know the books of the Bible and the letters of the Greek alphabet in their proper order.

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  55. SharonAK12:38 PM

    Happy Birthday Rex. Enjoyed your riff on "slo"
    But when I looked back to see all the short stuff you complained about , I couldn't. What I saw instead week lot of longish answers I liked: Iguana, not yet, scarlet, dogpile, rampage, shuttle, bumrap, benders, auteurs (which I agree was great with the theme.)

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  56. The Ebert theme reminds me of the good old days (1970s) when PBS was the best network, with a whole pile of hit shows. At The Movies, This Old House, etc. Watching Siskel and Ebert argue politely about thumbs up versus down.

    I've definitely seen ARMAGEDDON, and I think I watched part of PEARL HARBOR, but not the others. I actually thought Armageddon was okay.

    At 58 across / 34 down, I confidently typed in DOOR / DASH. Also for 5 across "Unadventurous", TIMID then VAPID before STAID.

    And hands up for wondering what the heck is up with that spelling of "pedestrian" on the signs?

    @egs, good luck; sounds awful. Keep us informed!

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  57. happy birthday!! 🥳 here's to hoping this next trip around the sun is stellar!

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  58. Anonymous3:53 PM

    I’m not a movie lover (but did love Ebert) so I had to get the titles from crosses. Great reviews! Nice Oscar Wilde quote too. Enjoyed this puzzle.
    That MOSS survives in outer space does not surprise an Oregonian.
    Laughed at Rex on SLO - I had the same reaction. Happy birthday, Rex - you are as young as you ever will be !

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  59. Anonymous4:01 PM

    5 star puzzle and awesome debut - its about Ebert's take on things great tribute and a lot of fun - any haters of this puzzle.. are haters!

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  60. Awesome conscreet irt irt Never shut down where you blog!

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  61. Happy Birthday big man.

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  62. Joe H6:13 PM

    I haven’t read all the comments, but am I the only one who picks up n a fun, anti-Trump angle in this? The negative clues for TARIFF and FEE, and all these terrible movie failures?

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  63. Happy Birthday @Rex!! Enjoy your day!!
    I had a lot of fun with this one. It was kinda neat seeing Ebert's barbs and then sussing out the movies that go with them. The fill wasn't stellar but it was still a nice ride.
    I'm getting very lazy and I too am not a big fan of "with 34 across.." type cluing. The act of looking all over the grid for stuff takes too much of my energy. I like my challenge to be solid, clever misdirects and such, rather than scanning the grid. (OK, I just read that sentence over and man do I sound like one lazy good-for-nothing.. please don't judge. Though earlier today I did ask my son to get my phone for me when it was about and inch and a half out of reach and he was clear across the house... OK, judge me)
    With that, thanks John for a nice Wednesday ride and I hope everyone has a blast this Thanksgiving. And once again - @Eggs - I hope you get better soon - sending healing thoughts your way. Keep us posted.

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  64. Espera... todavía no. Hay un traidor entre nosotros.

    Excellent work orbiting the sun again 🦖. Keep it up.

    Media was a bit more tame prior to the days of social media and giving every damn fool in the world a voice. Roger made a big impact then, but he'd never be heard in today's snarky world. Cute funny idea for a puzzle.

    O GOD starts many other phrases besides Psalms. I think the work of congress is NOTTOACT.

    ❤️ [Amazon wrapper] = BOA. HOBNOB.

    People: 4
    Places: 3
    Products: 7
    Partials: 7
    Foreignisms: 3
    --
    Gary's Grid Gunk Gauge: 24 of 78 (31%)

    Funny Factor: 5 😄

    Tee-Hee: BUTT and HIND give us the coveted two-fer ARSE offering so we can have one in each hand I guess (?). Add in BRIS and BELCH and we've got a real, uh, winner.

    Uniclues:

    1 Moon at the end of times.
    2 Those postponing a fit.
    3 How "OK, boomer," got started.

    1 BUTT ARMAGEDDON
    2 NOT YET RAMPAGERS
    3 OLD TIMER BUM RAP

    My Fascinating Crossword Uniclue Keepsake from Last Year: Dances in the garage for home schoolers. PROMETTES.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  65. Anonymous7:56 PM

    “SLO” was used on very old signs, but it seems to have been phased out long ago. Probably pre-1960s. Here is an example: https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/4o4AAOSwIwhWTezQ/s-l500.jpg

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  66. Anonymous8:34 PM

    FWIW, it's no all-time classic, but Flipped is a pretty cute little flick. Happy Birthday!

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  67. After doing this puzzle, I listened to a podcast with guest Stefan Fatsis, who claims that, while embedded with Merriam Webster for a story, he is responsible for "dogpile" being in the dictionary.

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  68. First comment from a longtime fan of yours. Saw it was your birthday so had to send you some love. Thanks for all the years of fun, (brutally) honest reviews, and all that I’ve learned from reading your posts. Just know there’s a band in CA that reads your posts after every solve. 🫡

    Big hugs,
    Nico (Próxima Parada)

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  69. Great observation on Rob Reiner, but you left out The American President.

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  70. Anonymous6:13 PM

    happy birthday and gratitude for your blog~! gobble gobble!

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