Tuesday, October 15, 2024

Blood of the gods, in Greek mythology / TUE 10-15-24 / Montana city nicknamed "The Richest Hill on Earth" / Actress Jeffries of "Percy Jackson and the Olympians" / Tennis champ Swiatek / Uncreative studio project, perhaps

Constructor: Lindsay Rosenblum

Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium



THEME: SWIPE RIGHT (60A: Show interest on a dating app ... or what 16-25-, 36- and 51-Across must do to be successful?)  — theme answers are things that involve swiping (the "RIGHT" in SWIPE RIGHT means "correctly")

Theme answers:
  • CREDIT CARD (16A: Visa, for one)
  • PICKPOCKET (25A: Thief at work in a bustling crowd)
  • INSULT COMIC (36A: One might be found at a roast)
  • MMA FIGHTER (51A: Modern combat athlete, informally)
Word of the Day: BUTTE, Montana (69A: Montana city nicknamed "The Richest Hill on Earth") —


Butte
 (/bjuːt/ BEWT) is a consolidated city-county and the county seat of Silver Bow County, Montana, United States. In 1977, the city and county governments consolidated to form the sole entity of Butte-Silver Bow. The city covers 718 square miles (1,860 km2), and, according to the 2020 census, has a population of 34,494, making it Montana's fifth-largest city. It is served by Bert Mooney Airport with airport code BTM.

Established in 1864 as a mining camp in the northern Rocky Mountains on the Continental Divide, Butte experienced rapid development in the late 19th century, and was Montana's first major industrial city. In its heyday between the late 19th and early 20th centuries, it was one of the largest copper boom towns in the American West. Employment opportunities in the mines attracted surges of Asian and European immigrants, particularly the Irish; as of 2017, Butte has the largest population of Irish Americans per capita of any U.S. city.

Butte was also the site of various historical events involving its mining industry and active labor unions and socialist politics, the most famous of which was the labor riot of 1914. Despite the dominance of the Anaconda Copper Mining Company, Butte was never a company town. Other major events in the city's history include the 1917 Speculator Mine disaster, the largest hard rock mining disaster in world history. (wikipedia)

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I've definitely seen SWIPE RIGHT (or LEFT) puzzles before. In fact, there was a puzzle a few years back that had both SWIPE RIGHT and SWIPE LEFT as revealers (where either the "left" or the "right" word in a two-word phrase was a homophone for a word that could mean "swipe" ("steel" "kop" "knick" "Lyft"). I assume we will see future iterations where either an "R" or an "L" is dropped from a word to create wackiness (or to eliminate wackiness), if they haven't already appeared in some other outlet. The phrases SWIPE LEFT / RIGHT seem incredibly ripe for crossword exploitation. Punniness potential abounding. Today's version of the theme is cute; to make sense of the themer set, you just have to imagine that "RIGHT" means "correctly" or "properly" or "effectively." An MMA FIGHTER must swipe (i.e. punch) well, a good d is good at taking (figurative) "swipes" at people, a successful PICKPOCKET is good at swiping your wallet, or items from your purse, or whatever, and a CREDIT CARD is something you have to swipe correctly in order for it to work, although these days it's mostly "tap" (or "insert") ... I haven't swiped my card in a while. The CREDIT CARD answer is weakest, not because swiping one's card is (mildly) outdated, but because the CREDIT CARD doesn't do the swiping. A fighter swipes, a comic swipes, a thief swipes, but a card doesn't swipe—someone else has to swipe it.  But otherwise, I thought the theme worked fine—reinterpreting the revealer phrase lets you see a unity among the theme answers that you wouldn't see otherwise. A fine Tuesday concept.


The fill on this one ... that's another story. Felt like it should've been sent back for a revision or two. ICHOR on a Tuesday? And GESTS?  Hmmph. There's your usual regrettable repeaters (AGEE, ACETEN, LAH, IGA etc.) and then clunky small phrases like OFF OF and NO TIP. I let out an "oof wow that's bad" at the plural DASANIS, the same way I would at EVIANS or FIJIS or AQUAFINAS or POLAND SPRINGS (although I would accept FIJIS if the clue was apple-related) [update: Dammit, the apples are FUJIS, not FIJIS! Nevermind…] DASANIS is particularly grim as a plural, worse even than all those other water brand plurals. It just sounds awful and seems improbable (i.e. can't imagine a plausible context in which someone would say DASANIS (whereas COKES or SPRITES or something like that doesn't bother me nearly as much). Man, I hate DASANIS as fill. If you're a constructor, you really gotta talk yourself into that one, and if you're talking yourself into anything, chances are something's bad and wrong and you should stop.. Then there are the UPs. Three UPs, which might be ... tolerable, except two of them are crossing, which (to my eye / ear / soul) is a huge NOPE. If you need to use that many of the same two-letter word, spread 'em out. No crossing allowed. ADD UP crossing UP LATE made me wince almost as bad as DASANIS did. 


And then there's UPROSE (55A: Revolted) ... it's a word, sure, but you'd say "rose up," wouldn't you? "The people UPROSE ..." I just can't imagine someone saying / writing that. Sounds archaic. I also semi-resent OK CUPID being in the grid today. Is it supposed to be a themer? Do you "swipe" in that particular "dating" app? If SPECTRE were also a dating app, and you swiped in both dating apps, you'd really have something here, but as is, OK CUPID just seems stranded—like a would-be themer that doesn't have the courage of its convictions. In or out, OK CUPID!? [Update: looks like swiping l/r is a feature common to virtually all "dating" apps, so yes, there is swiping in OK CUPID ... there's also apparently an app called Down where you swipe up (!) if you're interested in more serious dating, and down (!) if you're just interested in hooking up, i.e. if you're dtf, or "down to f***," which is the whole reason the app is called "Down," I assume; you swipe left for "not interested" and apparently swiping right is simply not an option (this is not a paid promotion for Down, though if the good people at Down wanna send me cash, I''d be down with that)].
 

Notes:
  • 44A: Dodge Charger, e.g. (SEDAN) — I really thought the Charger would be in a totally different class of car from, say, the Honda Accord. I think of the Charger as kind of muscly, less familyish than SEDAN implies. Looks like the Charger was originally created as a pony car (sporty, coupe or convertible, not a SEDAN), but then time passed ... twenty years, in fact. The Charger was not produced at all from the mid-80s until 2006, when it reappeared ... as a four-door SEDAN. Hence this clue.
  • 10D: Uncreative studio project, perhaps (REMAKE) — look, I resent the glut of sequels and IP and REMAKEs as much as the next person, but there's no reason a REMAKE should be any less "creative" than any other kind of movie. Just because I have no interest in seeing most REMAKEs doesn't mean they're not "creative." Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1979), for instance, was a fantastic REMAKE. This clue needs to grab some popcorn and chill out.
  • 37D: Actress Jeffries of "Percy Jackson and the Olympians" (LEAH) — speaking of movies I have no interest in seeing. No, wait. This is apparently a TV show. On Disney+. Shrug. Infinite shrug. Pop culture for teens and tweens is gonna be brutal for me from now to the grave.
  • 69A Montana city nicknamed "The Richest Hill on Earth" (BUTTE)  — the word "BUTTE" always makes me laugh because of a story my sister told me about being on a road trip with her family and the GPS voice was set to "British lady" and she kept pronouncing "Crested BUTTE" as "crested butt," which, as you can imagine, made her small children crack up no end. 
  • 62D: Tennis champ Swiatek (IGA) — I lumped IGA in with crosswordese (above), but I will say I like this IGA more than the grocery chain IGA. Hers is a name worth committing to memory. She has won five Grand Slam singles championships. Arthur ASHE, by comparison, won just three, and he appears in the grid seemingly every other day.  (True, his cultural importance transcends tennis, but still, IGA Swiatek is gridworthy and has a right to recurrence, is what I'm saying)
  • 30A: Favor precursor? (POR) — as in the Spanish phrase "POR favor" ("please")
  • 61D: "Wednesday's child is full of ___" (nursery rhyme) ("WOE") — as a Wednesday child myself, I always resented this particular "nursery rhyme"; I can never remember exactly how it goes. I can start it ("Monday's child is full of grace") but then I lose the thread on Tuesday and end up breaking into Madonna's "Vogue" ("Tuesday's child ... gave good face?"). Oh no, it looks like it's actually Tuesday's child who is "full of grace," and Monday's child is actually "fair of face" (so the "Vogue" thing, not far off, actually). Thursday's child has far to go. Friday's child likes pork & beans, Saturday's child makes horrid scenes, and Sunday's child goes "wee wee wee" all the way home ... something like that.*
Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

*nothing like that, actually  

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80 comments:


  1. Easy for a Tuesday. No overwrites, no WOEs. Liked it better than @Rex did.

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  2. New to me today: ICHOR and KEENS (which I definitely thought was incorrect).

    Is there any particular reason why a left-handler’s writing would be more SMUDGY than a right handed ? I wonder how true that generalization is.

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    1. A leftie’s writing hand passes over what they’ve just written and smudges it.

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    2. Anonymous7:30 AM

      Definitely. As a lefty, I can attest. Hand rubs across the wet ink as I write.

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    3. Anonymous7:34 AM

      Because English language reads left-to-right, thus the left hand will be passing over text that was just written. Right-handed writing the hand is passing over a clear page.

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    4. Anonymous7:34 AM

      Because we read and write from left to right, if a lefty rests their hand on the paper while writing they drag their hand through the still wet ink and smudge it. They also often end up with ink or graphite on their left hand where it eats on the page. A righty's hand rests in front of the words being written, so there's nothing to smudge.

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    5. A lefty's hand follows the pen so if it touches the paper it can smudge the ink. A righty's hand precedes the pen.

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    6. Anonymous7:57 AM

      Because you write left to right. So a lefty’s hand is liable to rub over newly put down ink much more than a righty’s is

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    7. Anonymous9:23 AM

      Trust me it's true! When I was in elementary school we had inkwells! Very messy for a lefty like me.

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    8. Anonymous12:48 PM

      Lefties are famously clumsy so they often spill the inkwell over, SMUDGing all the pages.

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    9. Anonymous10:31 AM

      Had smart for a while, BTW always wondered how you could "swipe" your own damn card, it's YOUR card!

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  3. Anonymous6:47 AM

    It’s a FUJI Apple :)

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    1. Anonymous6:57 AM

      D’oh. You’re correct, thx —RP

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  4. Anonymous6:58 AM

    The apples are Fujis, not Fijis. Agree with Rex about the creaky fill, especially on a Tuesday.

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  5. Bob Mills7:33 AM

    Very easy, I thought. I didn't get the theme, not even after reading Rex''s review. I agree with SouthsideJohnny that a left-handed person's signature wouldn't necessarily be SMUDGY (albeit no other word fit with the crosses).

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    1. Anonymous3:51 PM

      Bob Mills
      There are a lot of lefty commentators above explaining how most definitely the answer is correct!

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  6. Anonymous7:34 AM

    That UPROSE/DARNIT cross had me confounded right at the end. I had DAMNIT and was staring at UPMOSE for a long time before I figured it out.

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    1. Anonymous10:06 AM

      Me too. As well as afoot

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  7. Anonymous7:36 AM

    I read clue on uncreative studio project as in an artist/craftman remaking a piece

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  8. The left side of a leftie's hand leans on the paper to the left of the letters being written and then drags across them before the ink has had a chance to dry. Not a problem in Hebrew or other languages that are rewritten right to left

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  9. I am severely left-handed. When I was in grade school, writing in pencil, the edge of my left hand turned gray because I dragged it over the words that I had just scribbled out, and the words were smudgy. If you are right-handed, your hand precedes the words from left to right, thus no smearing or smudginess.

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  10. The only good part of the SW corner was writing in UPROSE and knowing that Rex was going to have strong feelings about that (as he should). :D

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    1. To offer some legitimacy to UPROSE, the second verse of "The Ballad of Davy Crockett" begins "In 1813 the Creeks UPROSE." This line is sometimes omitted today, but you can listen to the whole thing here.

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    2. @jberg Totally fair, but also if you have to go back to 1813 it's pretty far out of the current language. Just a bit awkward on a Tuesday. :)

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  11. Anonymous7:49 AM

    I just like to share when I have a disconnect with a puzzle and a Tuesday feels like a Thursday. That was my experience. Double my normal time I think.

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  12. Anonymous7:51 AM

    2024 board game, A Gest of Robin Hood, made that clue a write-in just from the G

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  13. Someone should get punched for UPROSE...made me want to upthrow.

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  14. Hey, are you going to the store? Pick me up a couple of Dasanis.

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    1. Anonymous8:07 AM

      You are the first person ever to say these sentences

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    2. Anonymous10:15 AM

      That’s true of perhaps the majority of sentences you utter in a day.

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    3. Anonymous10:54 AM

      That’s absurd (a sentence uttered by millions before me, and which, crucially, does not contain DASANIS)

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  15. Anonymous8:10 AM

    For Rex: "Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace, Wednesday's child is loving and giving, Thursday's child works hard for a living, Friday's child is full of woe, Saturday's child has far to go, but the child that's born on the Sabbath day is....and gay." My mother was always proud that her two children were born on Sunday (1941 and 1947).

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  16. Anonymous8:21 AM

    The puzzle was fine. DASANIS was eyeroll-worthy. As a non-American who didn't know the nursery rhyme and was flying through the puzzle, I just didn't read the part in brackets in the 61D clue, and assumed it was an Addams Family quote, because Wednesday.

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  17. As a Saturday child, I felt that we were pretty poorly off ("has to work for a living"), but way better than Wednesday's child.

    Wanted blurrY before SMUDGY. Otherwise no holdups. Well, never heard of LEAH but crosses did the job.

    Fun fact: DASANI, as in the water, doesn't mean anything. The name was chosen because they thought it was a pleasing combination of syllables.

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    1. Anonymous2:11 PM

      Friday's child (like moi) is fair of face .... hmm, sometimes these nursery rhymes really do ring true!

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  18. Hey All !
    1Across for the win!

    Decent TuesPuz. The SW area toughest spot. Dodge Chargers were originally all two-doors, the modern iterations are SEDANS. Why? Who knows?

    Saw the MM together in that SW, thought I had something amiss. Turned out correct. Can't wait for the Crash Test Dummies song Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm to appear. Har.

    That's about it. 😁 Happy Tuesday.

    Four F's
    RooMonster
    DarrinV

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  19. Ari Stotle8:52 AM

    "Uncreative" is used here is not as a judgment on artistic merit, but as an existential statement, that is: referring to the moment of birth, origin or creation. The creation occurred with the original film, not with the remake, no matter how artistically creative the remake might be.

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  20. Does a southpaw on a toilet with a broken left hand have to WIPERIGHT? If so is it SMUDGY, leading to a CRUSTYBUTT? *RIMSHOT*

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    1. Anonymous5:21 PM

      Haha! Nicely done.

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  21. Mr. Cheese9:36 AM

    I’ve been away for a month. Where is Lewis? I miss his comments.

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    1. Anonymous10:11 AM

      Lewis was significantly affected by and still recovering from Hurricane Helene. But he is OK and checks in here periodically

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  22. Our dog is so self-centered that we got him an ego chip rather than an IDCHIP.

    When Cleopatra and her snake visited the Richest Hill on Earth, people agreed that she had the nicest ASP in BUTTE.

    Eliot: How man of my books have you read?
    Student: NONETS.

    Fun concept. Thanks, Lindsay Rosenblum.

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  23. Breezy Tuesday offering with a clever theme. Every time I see (or hear) LAH-di-da I think of Diane Keaton as Annie Hall. I had a brief moment where I was inclined to fill in fooFIGHTER at 51A, then realized WWII combat that involves “strange sightings” is not considered modern, nor necessarily athletic. Interesting that we describe mixed martial arts as “combat,” but not boxing.

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    1. Beeper
      I have exactly the same association when I read or hear lah-di-dah. Diane Keaton as Annie Hall.
      FWIW Keaton’s maiden name was Diane Hall and Woody Allen and she had been an item. The movie was partially inspired by their relationship.

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  24. A lovely, classy grid with no junk.

    Even though I solved it as a themeless, I still pondered: what was the theme that tied the themers together? It wasn't a letter thing and it wasn't a first word only or second word only thing, so it had to be an entire phrase thing -- which would make it much, much cleverer and produce more of an "Aha Moment" -- RIGHT?

    Such an "Aha Moment" it didn't turn out to be, alas. The RIGHT= correctly thing seemed a bit vague. It works well with CREDIT CARD since there is a right way and a wrong way to SWIPE -- and I should know because I so often swipe the wrong way. And I suppose the right way to swipe for a PICKPOCKET is any way that doesn't get noticed. But I don't know if there's a right way and a wrong way to insult people or a right way and wrong way to do MMA fighting, whatever that is.

    It didn't matter to me. I appreciated the lack of crosswordese, textspeak, initialisms, pop names and all the other things that uglify so many puzzles. A very nice Tuesday.

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    1. Anonymous10:34 AM

      What puzzle do you do today?

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  25. Uprose is ugly. Arose not much better but passable imo

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  26. J.O. Halliwell10:21 AM

    No "Monday's child..." for us growing up. Just recurring recitations of...
    Solomon Grundy,
    Born on a Monday,
    Christened on Tuesday,
    Married on Wednesday,
    Took ill on Thursday,
    Grew worse on Friday,
    Died on Saturday,
    Buried on Sunday.
    That was the end,
    Of Solomon Grundy.

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  27. Deséame suerte hoy, POR favor.

    I'm closing on the house today after months of being in upheaval, then moving our stuff out of the rental house, yanking down the FOR SALE sign, setting up the NOT FREE WIFI (because surfing is life), and hopefully seeing the sunset and the comet (!) from our rooftop. I probably won't be able to keep up with the shenanigans in these comments today, so don't say anything funny until I get back lest I be overwhelmed by hilarity and slayed all at once, hyperbolically.

    I'd prefer not to be called an INSULT COMIC. Please use the phrase PUT DOWN ARTIST. That's my pronoun.

    Pretty sure an MMA FIGHTER could be successful SWIPING LEFT or RIGHT. I was in a Las Vegas casino once when a top ranked boxer and his terrifying entourage rolled through and it felt like the oxygen was sucked out of the entire building. It's why I'm a lover instead.

    That's a new usage of KEEN for me. I guess I wasn't KEEN on KEEN. Nobody thinks of a Dodge Charger as a SEDAN. I did not know they make DINO shaped chicken nuggets, but my wife has informed me they're in the frozen food aisle and "they're very rudimentary dinosaurs." She's in a dark mood as she's furious at the clown names in Connections.

    Pretty sure REMAKE makers wouldn't say it's uncreative. You try to replace Barbara Streisand with Lady Gaga.

    😫 UPROSE. NO TIP.

    Propers: 4
    Places: 2
    Products: 3
    Partials: 10 (aw man)
    Foreignisms: 2
    --
    Gary's Grid Gunk Gauge: 21 of 74 (28%)

    Funnyisms: 1 🤨

    Tee-Hee: BUTTE.

    Uniclues:

    1 Tap, insert, or swipe for financial ruin.
    2 Why you end up poor after owning a sickly dog.
    3 What happens when you look for love with dirty thumbs.
    4 How one presidential candidate will lead us into the future.
    5 Curse mumbled under one's breath when the lag is obnoxious.
    6 House of Peekachu.

    1 CREDIT CARD OMEN
    2 PAWS PICKPOCKET
    3 OK CUPID SMUDGY
    4 EMPIRE FOR SALE (~)
    5 DARN IT FREE WIFI (~)
    6 POKÉMON CRIB

    My Fascinating Crossword Uniclue Keepsake from Last Year: "This is it?!" look on rower's face after crossing the Atlantic. ERIK GLAZED EXPRESSION.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    1. Tell your wife, Gary, that I'm furious at the clown names in Connections too! In fact I left a comment about it there -- which I seldom do.

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    2. Thanks for SPOILING Connections

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    3. Anonymous11:28 AM

      Please don't spoil other puzzles for the rest of us

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    4. Anonymous2:17 PM

      I'm usually floundering in Connections - I just don't know that much BS trivia - so I was glad to see the clowns ... finally I got it!

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    5. Anonymous2:53 PM

      A previous puzzle spoil led me to rearrange my morning order. Now I work Connections, then Strands, then NYTXW, then this blog comments section, then all 3 Sudokus. Hard to ruin a Sudoku by reading comments.

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  28. Oh, those childhood traumas. Growing up left-handed in an English-speaking country in the early 1940s, I was tormented by my grade school teachers for my smudgy handwriting. We had pens with nibs which we stuck in bottles of ink held in made-for the-purpose right-sided (!) holes in the little student desks (we have an ancient one at home for old time's sake). But now living in Israel where I write Hebrew from right to left, I can look down on the other 90% who smudge their way if they still anachronistically write with liquid ink.

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  29. Couldn't imagine what the theme was going to be (hi @Nancy) and if a SWIPE is an MMA move it sounds pretty feeble to me. Only no-knows today were LEAH and IGA--knew IGA's last name but not her first. How do you do?

    Today is the 58th anniversary of my first date with my wife, so obviously we didn't meet on OKCUPID. I picked a wild aster for her as we were walking along then and have continued that tradition almost uninterrupted every year since. Found today's flowers on my way back from recycling, in the same place I got them last year.

    OK Tuesday, LR. Less Rewarding for me than some others, but thanks for a fair amount of fun.

    @Gary J.-Good luck with the move. We moved in April and are still unpacking.

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    1. I moved in 2000, and am still unpacking!

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  30. Re: Rex's comment on BUTTE: We used to have GPS spoken by John Cleese. He frequently would give instructions to BEAR LEFT, BEAVER RIGHT. I miss him.

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  31. M and A11:15 AM

    Had a feisty edge to it, for a TuesPuz, at our house. But, that's ok.
    Part of my problem was knowin bupkis about datin apps.
    Also, a few additional know-nos: DEAD, as clued. What MMAFIGHTERS swipe. Child's chicken nuggets. What buffalos dance to. LEAH. IGA.

    staff weeject pick: POR. Sneaky lingo clue.

    SMUDGE clue was interestin; required deduction. UPROSE was har-larious.

    Thanx, Ms. Rosenblum darlin. And congratz on yer swipin exploration of a debut puz. It was a BUTTE.
    Almost seems like I should do an Uprosenblum snark, but I won't.

    Masked & Anonymo6Us


    **gruntz**

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  32. Easy. LEAH and KOREA were WOEs and SmearY before SMUDGY was it for erasures.

    Pretty smooth grid (except for DASANIS) but the theme felt a tad shaky to me, liked it.

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  33. We drove home, 10 hours, after a long weekend visiting my stepdaughter. I woke up tired and apparently disoriented, because I began the puzzle under the impression that it was Thursday, and kept telling myself it should have been run on a Monday. Came the dawn, and I readjusted my expectations. The bottom half was a little tougher, so I think the day was appropriate.

    When I got the revealer, I thought at first it was a last-words theme, and was wondering how to make POCKET work. But then I saw the whole thing, that RIGHT was redefined to mean "correctly," and my estimation of the puzzle went way up. Neat!

    I do wonder about DEAD, as clued. I might say a comedian slayed, but I don't think I would say she left the audience DEAD. Am I out of date here, as I so often am?

    As for the DINO-shaped chicken nuggets, is that a restaurant-chain-particular thing, or do they all do it? If the former, that needs to be clued. If it's a universal, I can only despair.

    OK, I have a couple of other things to do, like unpack.

    Later.

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  34. Gosh -- the Internet knows EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!

    I have gone my whole life without having the slightest idea what day of the week I was born on, but of course I know my date of birth. So I courageously popped my DOB into Google. I was taking a chance, of course. Would I be "full of woe" or perhaps even worse?

    In less than a nanosecond, Google popped the answer back at me. Monday!!!!! Which means I'm "fair of face"!!!!!!! Who knew? This is just too, too thrilling!!!!! I only wish I'd known it sooner:)

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    1. I was born two weeks late, on a Friday the 13th. Had I been born on my due date (7/31 - I apparently was conceived on Halloween, conceivably) would have been in the Vietnam draft - lucky for me, Tricky Dick picked 7/31/72 to be the last call for draftables! So I’ve always known - and appreciated - my day of birth. Not a day of WOE - hell, no, I didn’t have to go!

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  36. I thought SWIPE must be a specific move, but I found an online glossary and the closest thing to it was SWeep--a move to simultaneously knock out everything supporting one's opponent on one side, so that he or she will fall down. Maybe some people call that a SWIPE.

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  37. I whooshed through this until I got to COTAUGHT -what is that???
    Oh.
    Nice debut, Lindsay - congrats :)
    My parents owned a cream-colored Dodge Charger like the one Steve McQueen drove in "Bullitt" (1969?). Drove back & forth to California in it - no sweat. God, they loved that car - but it was hardly considered a Sedan (back then anyway).
    Thanks for reminding me :)
    And I agree about DasaniS.

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  38. Anonymous12:49 PM

    Cotaught is a far bigger crime than Dasanis.

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  39. Middle Aged Millennial12:50 PM

    Never knew KEENS meant loudly lament so I wasn’t expecting the happy noise when I finished.

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  40. I thought CREDIT CARD stuck the landing for SWIPE RIGHT. That seems in the language and something one might encounter in the everyday world. "Please insert your CREDIT CARD in the slot and SWIPE (move smoothly and continuously) from left to RIGHT."

    The others went downhill for me from there. SWIPE seems way too generic to describe a PICKPOCKET's modus operandi and an INSULT COMIC would take a SWIPE at someone, not just SWIPE. And SWIPE does not seem to me to be anything an MMA FIGHTER would do. "The champ takes a vicious SWIPE RIGHT and the challenger goes down for the count" said no one ever.

    Would SMUDGY be a good nickname for a left handed PEN PAL?

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    1. Anonymous1:59 PM

      Thanks for elaborating on what I meant by "a tad shaky".

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    2. The anon above was me.

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  41. I was going to mention earlier that after reading all the comments about left-handed smudgy writing that years ago that had a way to avoid that. My mother (b.1917) was absolutely left-handed in every way, except when she was in school learning cursive (Palmer method) she was taught to write right-handed, which she did, and had beautiful handwriting to boot. Don't know when that practice ended, but I hear some schools are actually bringing back cursive.

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  42. Eazy Peazy Tuesday. Although they tried to convert me, this lefty was never SMUDGY

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  43. Hmmmm. I'm a Thursday child and I have far to got. So I pondered. Far to go where? Do I still need to grow up? I've been to far-away places...does that count? Ay dios mio, what a conundrum.

    So now we're talking about what "Lefties" do with their handwriting? Will Trump use that against Kamala? My mom and my brother were left handed and they never smudged. They wrote like the "right" ones did although they were lefties...

    Nice fun today. KROC...DARN IT, I stared at you forever because I forgot what you ended in. I had KRO. INSULT COMIC took me twenty cups of coffee before I finally danced with you. The other stare fest was wondering what shape a child's nugget might be. I had MINI. Oh, wait, it ends in an O (I think)...Is SMUDGY even a word? I guess so. DINO? Is that really you? OK...so I corrected and saw the SWIPEs. Fun. If this is a debut, I give it 10 thumbs up.

    @Lewis lives in Asheville, I believe. They were hit pretty hard by the hurricane. I just pray with all my heart that Trump doesn't visit and toss some paper towels to the folks living in North Carolina. No lies, please, just let FEMA and the volunteers do their jobs. Crossing fingers.....

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  44. Anonymous5:20 PM

    Lots of classes are COTAUGHT (i.e. taught by two people).

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  45. Anonymous10:17 AM

    A Thursday-level challenge. Is Will Shortz ever coming back?

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  46. Anonymous2:17 PM

    When I started school, fountain pens were still the predominant writing instrument, and although our desks had inkwells, they no longer needed to be used.
    Thank Gof for the Bic pen!!!

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  47. Burma Shave2:20 PM

    NO INSULT IN DEFEAT

    OK, FOR DINO IT’s NO CONTEST,
    NOPE, FOR A USE IT’s put,
    YET CREDIT him FOR the DARN best,
    IT’s RIGHT around AFOOT.

    --- LEAH AGEE

    From Monday:
    DOUBLE HERS

    MISSMISSISSIPPI went TO HOLLYWOOD
    TO MEETCUTE guys IN THE CREW,
    “DARNIT”, she SWEARS, “IT WAS AWL HALFASS good,
    STILL, what’s THE big WHOOPDEEDOO?”

    REP. CAIN WALSH, (D) MISSISSIPPI

    From Sunday:
    SHIFT IN STORE

    THE FREQUNCY of what TRISHA NEEDS
    AMOUNTS TO CIVICMINDED doings,
    NO FILTERS say she CAN’TBE ATEASE,
    so she SWITCHED TO OPEN SCREWING.

    --- ELLY MAE GUTENBERG

    From Saturday:
    THIS VILLAGE BUYS IT

    THAT’SIMPOSSIBLE MY friend,
    GEEWHIZ, WHATDIDITELLYOU?
    AM I NUTS, or is THIS THE END –
    MY HONEYMOON ON pay per VIEW?

    --- ANGI MAGNINI

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  48. Anonymous11:17 PM

    Going Underground is one of The Jam’s greats, which is to say one of the all time best pop songs.

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