Monday, February 13, 2023

Ice Cream of the Future since 1988 / MON 2-13-23 / Radio button that's handy on a car trip / Nutritionist's recommendation / Orchard beverage / Former late-night host Ferguson / Sales pitch display informally

Constructor: Eric Rolfing

Relative difficulty: Medium (i.e. normal Monday)


THEME: WELL-ROUNDED DIET (37A: Nutritionist's recommendation ... or what the answers to the starred clues make up, to an overly literal person?) — round foods:

Theme answers:
  • FROOT LOOPS (18A: *Colorful cereal with the mascot Toucan Sam)
  • SPAGHETTIOS (24A: *"Uh-oh, ___!" (classic line in commercials))
  • CHEESE WHEEL (52A: *Bulk purchase of Gouda, e.g.)
  • DIPPIN' DOTS (58A: *"Ice Cream of the Future" since 1988)
Word of the Day: SAVILE Row (46D: ___ Row (London street known for its tailors)) —
Savile Row
 (pronounced /ˌsævɪl ˈr/) is a street in Mayfaircentral London. Known principally for its traditional bespoke tailoring for men, the street has had a varied history that has included accommodating the headquarters of the Royal Geographical Society at 1 Savile Row, where significant British explorations to Africa and the South Pole were planned; and more recently, the Apple office of the Beatles at 3 Savile Row, where the band's impromptu final live performance was held on the roof of the building. [...] Tailors started doing business in the area in the late 18th century; first in Cork Street, about 1790, then by 1803 in Savile Row itself. In 1846, Henry Poole, later credited as the creator of the dinner jacket, opened an entrance to Savile Row from his tailoring premises in Old Burlington Street. Founded in 1849 by Henry Huntsman, H. Huntsman & Sons moved to No. 11 Savile Row with the ending of the war in 1919. During the First World War, Huntsman's was a tailor to the military, producing dress uniforms for British officers. In 1969, Nutters of Savile Row modernised the style and approach of traditional Savile Row tailoring; a modernisation that continued in the 1990s with the "New Bespoke Movement", involving the designers Richard JamesOzwald Boateng, and Timothy Everest. The term "bespoke" as applied to fine tailoring is understood to have originated in Savile Row, and came to mean a suit cut and made by hand. (wikipedia)
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As usual, the Downs-only solving adventure was unpredictably rocky, but ultimately doable. Well, maybe it is slightly predictable that the longer Downs are going to be the dicey parts of a Downs-only solve. On Monday, short stuff tends to be Very easy to come up with, but the longer the answer gets, the tougher it gets to pick up, so perhaps it is not surprising that the tricky parts (for me) all ended up involving longer Downs, specifically the long Downs that ran down to the bottom of the grid. On my marked-up print-out of the puzzle, I've got absolutely no ink on the top half of the grid. Managed to get BETRAYAL and REFLECTOR with virtually no assistance, and FROOT LOOPS became obvious quickly, and eventually, so did SPAGHETTIOS. But then I hit the middle of the grid and the wheels ... well, they didn't come off, but ... the road got much rockier, or some other driving metaphor. I had WELL-OUND-D---- and all I could think of was WELL-FOUNDED IDEA (!?). That last "A" even gave me the very plausible-seeming AQUA for 42D: Color akin to turquoise (TEAL). Hard to disabuse yourself of the "F" in WELL-FOUNDED when the Down is a. a long one, and b. a long one that really really looks like it wants to be FRACKING (38D: Major Texas industry => RANCHING). But FRACKING ended up giving me too obvious "No"s in the Acrosses: SCAA at 46A: Radio button that's handy on a car trip (SCAN) that's handy on a road trip, and KOE at 56A: Weeding tool (HOE). But of course I didn't have the option of looking at those Across clues, so I just had to pull FRACKING and wait to see what presented itself. Eventually, I brought things back to basics, telling myself "OK, just name industries associated with Texas ..." and after all the oil stuff was out of the way, there it was: RANCHING


As for the DIET part of that central answer, that was tough because one of the Downs there was a cross-reference clue that referred me to ... an Across clue (67A: With 41-Down, Buffalo's body of water) ... which I was not allowed to read. I could see that the answer to that clue was LAKE, though, which made ERIE seem very likely after TEAL had helped me sort out DIET. Other long Downs that were tricky were "HEAVENS, NO" and, weirdly, SAVILE Row. I "knew" SAVILE, but I kept wanting to spell it "SEVILLE," and since that wouldn't fit, I thought my whole way of thinking was wrong. But once I finally parsed DIPPIN' DOTS from D-PP-DOT-, I figured out how I needed to spell SAVILE, and that was that. The theme seems ... fine? Lots of "round" foods out there, so it's not the most stunning or tight theme in the world, but it's a nice little bit of wordplay. It works. I'm more concerned about the fill, which seems particularly thin / weak. EIRE CNBC RIAL ROI SRO THRU OLAF TRI WII REORG TEM POR ANDI INRE ... it just creaked more than a Monday puzzle should. But there's nothing really terrible here, so again, as with the theme, I think it's fine. It does what it does. A very Monday-shaped puzzle, this one. Could've been worse, is my point. See you tomorrow.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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74 comments:

  1. Medium sounds right. Pretty good Monday, or what @Rex said, liked it. Nice debut.


    Croce’s solvers - Croce’s Freestyle #784 was on the easy side for me. I had most of it finished by the end of my walk. SW gave me the most resistance because I held on the the wrong answer for 43d for much to long. Good luck!

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  2. Like Rex reading down clues only, had a similar experience, especially with the long downs. And I too ran into the 41 down clue that frustratingly referred me to the 67 across clue, but I thought (since I already had LAKE for 67 across, making its clue no help to putting in an across answer) it would not be cheating to look at that clue! (I stand by my decision.) Eventually got the correct grid with no further controversy.

    Recognizing FROOTLOOPS would be a themer, I was expecting lots of O's, especially when I saw ROUNDED would be part of 37 across. But then CHEESE WHEEL didn't have any.

    Tough parts: never ever heard of DIPPINDOTS ever. And since I clearly remembered Whitney Houston singing "I, I I, I... will always love you", I first put in IIII for 32 down.

    [Spelling Bee: Sun 0, last word this silly 4er.
    Week in review, Mon to Sun: 0, -2, 0, -1, 0, 0, 0. Missed AVIATE, TITVATE, and GIMMICK in order.]

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  3. Solving with downs only is fun, I’ll admit. I did it myself today, and struggled mightily, but got there. But fer cryin out loud, 90% of Rex’s review is about the minutiae of his downs only solve, leaving a few sentences to say, essentially, “the puzzle was fine.” I don’t want to know how many times it would have helped to look at an across, nor do I need to be reminded that you couldn’t do this on account of your self-imposed rules. Suppose that you assigned an essay on The Inferno and I chose to read only the first word of each line. Then, instead of figuring out something that could plausibly address themes contained in the book, I spent my entire essay talking about how I could write a better paper if I could read each line. But I can’t, for no reason that matters. My point? I’m no longer certain, but I think it’s that I value your insights about a puzzle more than about the difficulties of solving in a way that most readers don’t care about.

    Puzzle was good.

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    1. Gopman8:56 AM

      Ditto regarding Rex solving down only.

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  4. Anonymous5:44 AM

    Thanks Egs- you said it perfectly. Not all of us are experts who can solve using Down only. The puzzle was created to be done in a natural way and it really doesn’t help to review it because you decide to do it backwards, upside down or blindfolded

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  5. Some Monday I will remember to try solving downs-only.
    Some Monday I will remember to try solving downs-only.
    Some Monday I will remember to try solving downs-only.
    Some Monday I will remember to try solving downs-only.
    x100

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  6. I’m with you, @egsforbreakfast - fine that some like to solve downs-only on Monday, but I’m not that interested in the minutiae of that. I myself like to just breeze through the Monday puzzle and try to beat my best time.

    As for the theme here, did Rex not notice that the theme foods represent the antithesis of a WELLROUNDEDDIET? Or at least, of a nutritious diet. Super-sugary cereal, ice cream and canned spaghetti? And maybe go easy on the cheese as well.

    But this was an easy and fun Monday puzzle.

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    1. My thoughts exactly re: nutritiousness - or lack thereof! I get the "round" conceit, but using nutritionist in the clue made the answers fall "flat" for me! If healthy round foods were clued (perhaps more difficult to do?), I would have enjoyed this more. I have a real aversion to faux fruit cereals and any canned pasta since childhood! Gouda is one of my least favorite cheeses. (But DIPPINDOTS are fun, I'll admit!) I would have loved to see "pineapple slice" as a healthy round answer 🍍And it might even be a NYT debut 🤔

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  7. Nice puzzle, kind of a mindless theme - but I would rather have a harmless theme that hangs in the background rather than some of the later-in-the week monstrosities that obfuscate the entire grid.

    I noticed that the NYT is furthering the cause of driving things like RIAL, EIRE, ROI, POR, DIA firmly into CrossWorld (or at least the NYT’s version of CrossWorld). Of course those items appear in other puzzles, although I rarely see all of them bunched into a Monday-level grid though.

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  8. OffTheGrid7:13 AM

    @Rex. Could you restore your Monday write up to being about the puzzle instead of your downs only experience? If not, at least post more kitty pics.


    @JJK. WELL ROUNDED is a pun on the shape of the foods.


    BTW, HO HO's (27D clue 'Alternative to a Ho Ho') are also round, at least in cross section.

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  9. Some people like to do Mondays down-only, but I like to try to guess the reveal. Today I actually filled in every square except for that middle spanner, then stared at the theme answers in my quest to figure it out. I got as far figuring out the circular nature of the theme answers, but for the life of me, couldn’t crack the revealer.

    So, reluctantly, I began revealing the reveal one letter at a time, from the beginning, and at WELL ROU it hit me. “Oh, bravo!” I shouted to the constructor inwardly. “Right on the money! Great reveal!”

    Then, I scanned the grid for bits of treasure, and some appeared. I stumbled onto seeing that LOOPS backward is “spool”, around which LOOPS are made. Huh! It was sweet to see SCHWA in the grid, considering the A-train of DATA, DIA, and PEORIA. Finally, I liked seeing “asp” (in RASP and ASPIRE) in the same puzzle with IN DENIAL, because the latter is where the former is found.

    So, a grand Monday adventure for me. Thank you for providing it, Eric, and congratulations on your most enjoyable and well-made NYT debut!

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  10. My five favorite clues from last week
    (in order of appearance):

    1. Water repellant? (4)
    2. Only human, briefly (4)
    3. Places where majors are of minor concern (5)(7)
    4. Get in trouble, perhaps (4)(2)
    5. Vile Nile reptile (3)


    MOAT
    ADAM
    PARTY SCHOOLS
    TELL ON
    ASP

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  11. Anonymous7:33 AM

    Lots of “I demand to speak to a manager” types in here. It’s Monday. Relax.

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  12. Anonymous7:47 AM

    That isn’t a Whitney Houston lyric; it’s a Dolly Parton lyric.

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    1. Anonymous12:52 PM

      Yes, Dolly wrote the song and sang it beautifully, but Whitney’s version is the classic!

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  13. I can't find anything good to say about it. Even Lewis had to struggle. The theme was shaky -- the expression is "well-balanced meal" not "well-rounded meal." No wordplay. Littered with 26 Terrible Threes.

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    1. FWIW the answer uses DIET not meal, and I have heard well rounded diet. It is in the language.
      But the puzzle was very easy ( no I don't do downs only!). So so puzzle for me.

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  14. Nice little puzzle - no doubt a fairly loose theme but I think well built with an apt revealer. Maybe a WELL balanced DIET is more in the language? My kids always wanted DIPPIN DOTS - that was the early 90s so I guess they’re still a thing? Liked the non-theme longs - BETRAYAL, IN DENIAL, HEAVENS NO etc are all top notch. A TWINKIE is technically an alternative but in the chocolate world not really - Yodels are the obvious choice.

    PALE Blue Eyes

    Some questionable short fill abounds - ROI, WII, KIA etc - but a dense theme with lots of crossing longs has to have resultant effect. No real pushback in the grid.

    Enjoyable Monday solve.

    Great LAKE Swimmers

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  15. Boring as rhymes-with-mitt

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  16. Anonymous8:02 AM

    Instead of solving with Downs only on a Monday, I solve by connected clues only. For example today after filling in 1-A, I must fill in 1, 2, 3, or 4 Down. When I answer one of those, I’m free to tackle 14 and 17-Across. No fair reading ahead to other clues. Today I was successful without erasures (sharp pencil only guy here), indicating an easy Monday for me. Anyone else employ this method?

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    1. I do! And I'm a sharp pencil only gal! My husband prints out the NYTXW for me every morning (except Sunday - it's too frustrating to decipher the tiny printing of the clues!) and delivers it to me with my first cup of tea (always a black tea; herbal is a tisane and not my "cuppa tea"!). In bed! After solving, I read this blog (usually skim Rex if he's on about something ridiculous) then on to the comments! Then hop in the shower! A lovely morning ritual since I retired 7 years ago 🤗

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  17. "Well-rounded" is primarily used to describe a person, not a meal. A well-rounded individual is one with a number of positive characteristics.

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  18. kenji8:27 AM

    I mean, c'mon. Whitney's rendition is beautiful and all, but it's Dolly's lyric. (And, uh, her version is pretty dang beautiful itself. Even moreso when you know the story behind it.)

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    1. Anonymous11:27 AM

      Thank you. My first exposure to Dolly was hearing her as part of a DUO.

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  19. M. Hazan8:32 AM

    Campbells used to market Spaghetti-Os, along with its other kid-friendly canned pastas in tomato sauce, under its Franco-American brand (which is still found in small print with the copyright info on the back of the can).

    Evan as a kid, I used to wonder: "what sense does that make?"

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  20. TaylorSlow8:35 AM

    @mathgent: ??? The answer in the puzzle is WELL-ROUNDED DIET, not "meal." I'm not sure why you're carrying on about this.

    Amid the usual Monday-type fill, some really good clues: PEORIA, SCHWA, IN DENIAL, HEAVENS NO! A cute theme and a new PB for me. So, although I have never eaten, and will never eat, FROOT LOOPS, SPAGHETTIOS, a TWINKIE, or a HoHo, I really enjoyed the trip down the grocery store aisle. Also, a CHEESE WHEEL any time.

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  21. Smiles, this was a fun Monday. I remember FRuiTLOOPS, one of those sugary kid cereals I could only have as a treat. And SPAGHETTIOS also had that "good but bad" sense to them, neither having anything to do with a well rounded diet. But I forgot the former was FROOT, so, I kid you not, wanted HaagINDOTS for my ice cream, thinking "oh something fun's going on with food brands". CHEESEWHEEL ruined the whole "Let's make this harder than it is" rut I was in, but still thought this offered a fine Monday funday.

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  22. Sorry for the diversion, but did anyone else see that acrostics will no longer be published on line come March 1? Does anyone have an email I can write to to lodge my disappointment? TIA!

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  23. No junk in the fill today -- except for the junk food, of course. I haven't eaten any of this stuff -- other than the CHEESE WHEEL (which doesn't really fit with the others because it isn't a brand name). I never watch commercials, but FROOT LOOPS I know from xwords; SPAGHETTI-OS are sort of in the ether (though I had SPAGHETTI-Oh at first.) OTOH I wouldn't know DIPPING DOTS if I fell over them.

    The irony of the WELL-ROUNDED DIET pun is not lost on me. This is a terrible diet! Live on this diet for the next six weeks and you'll probably be dead within the next six weeks.

    An amusing puzzle for the reasons above.

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  24. @egs--Bingo.

    Thought this was a good beginner-friendly Monday with a fun theme and I'll give the constructor a pass on the location of the revealer, as it's a debut. I left that blank and filled it in last so that it actually revealed something. Only nit is that DIPPINDOTS are not ROUND but spherical. Close enough, probably.

    The song is certainly Dolly Parton's. She says she wrote it and "Jolene" on the same day, and apparently there's no reason to doubt her. She's quite an amazing person.

    Congrats on the debut, ER. Experienced Regulars like myself give it a thumbs-up, and thanks for all the fun.

    KC fans-great game and Mahomes is otherworldly. The late penalty killed all that drama though.

    Off to Croce and the tough New Yorker. Monday Monday ....

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  25. I tried solving this puzzle using only the across and down clues. And you know what? It’s MUCH easier when the words actually cross! Almost like there’s some connectedness. I know, weird!

    And here I thought “cross words” was just a description of most of Rex’s reviews…

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  26. Hey All !
    Saw the clue for 24A, and said, "Certainty not SPAGHETTIOS?" Wow, what a blast from the past. They even have the version with little meatballs. Yum, as a kid. You could even "make" it yourself as a kid. Open the can, plop it into a pot, heat while stirring, enjoy!

    Two things I'm surprised Rex didn't kvetch about. 1) ERIE and EIRE. 2) The fact that three of four Themers are Brand Names, and then a general CHEESE WHEEL.

    I did like the puz. Easy MonPuz. No Downs only here, puz gets done like any puz I do. Acrosses, Downs, jump around filling wherever I can. On Mondays I actually read the longer clues quickly, which helps in not getting an auto-fill, because I actually like to slow down a MonPuz solve. Plus, I like to read every clue, something in the ole brain needing fulfillment for that. Hey, the constructor went through the trouble to make all the clues, I want to read them.

    I have to say it....
    Who paid that ref to throw that flag? Har, didn't have a horse in that race, but c'mon, iffy. Sucks to lose a game because of that. Especially that game.

    Two F's
    RooMonster
    DarrinV

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  27. Thx, Eric; perfect Wednes. puz! 😉

    Med-hard.

    Very crunchy for a Mon., and WELL ROUNDED; liked it! :)

    Thx @jae; on it! :)
    ___
    @Acrosticers: very tough, including a one cell dnf (that took a long time to find). The culprit was in 'D.'. Good fun, tho! :)
    ___
    Peace 🕊 🇺🇦 ~ Compassion ~ Tolerance ~ Kindness to all 🙏

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  28. Anonymous9:47 AM

    I’m shocked that no one else has yet mentioned 21 down, “Sounds during a dental exam.” I’ve never had a dentist ask me to say “ah.” Doctors do it all the time to check for swelling or discoloration in your mouth and throat. But dentists don’t need “ahs” to determine if there’s a problem with teeth or gums.

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  29. Alice Pollard9:53 AM

    very Mondayish - ie very easy. smooth as silk. I never even realized what the theme was. Like a bad lover, it was over too quick

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  30. Sending this puzzle to my doctor so she'll understand why her idea of a well-rounded diet and my idea are at odds.

    In what society is a HoHo a Twinkle alternative? Especially when you can have both.

    Prescriptivists, would you claim Elvis had no lyrics? He almost never wrote his own songs. It's normal to associate singers with lyrics as is done here. We're only grumbling in this case since the author is well-known too. If I'm chatting with you over charcuterie, are you going to tell me you like Arlen and Harburg's Over the Rainbow? Only if you want me to double dip in the hummus and stare at you trying to figure out where your mother failed you.

    Limerick-ish:

    I once had a pretty young HON
    She couldn't cook, she couldn't HEM
    I took her to ERIE
    And shipped her to EIRE
    Now I sleep in the HAY with a HOE and a HEN

    Uniclues:

    1 Peeps who luv Google sheets.
    2 How I want to be buried ... alive or dead.
    3 How we'll know when an autonomous vehicle is ready for America.
    4 That they never end.
    5 Cutie Pie at Comicon wearing only plastic safety accessories whose superpower is the ability to make whatever you say bounce off of her and stick to you.
    6 Overly antagonistic.
    7 Signed up a new member of the Furious Fightin' Furry Females.
    8 Gen-X-er plan to survive Boomerdom.

    1 DATA FROOTLOOPS
    2 SPAGHETTIOS URN
    3 CHEESE WHEEL CAR (~)
    4 DIPPIN' DOTS WISH
    5 REFLECTOR HON
    6 TOO "HEAVENS NO"
    7 ENLISTED EWE
    8 GROW UP IN DENIAL

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  31. I got stuck early on because after FROOTLOOPS I had my mind stuck on cereals and put in SaycheerIOS. I'm old enough that I've actually eaten SPAGHETTIOS once or twice which was more than enough. My parents went out a lot and we ate a lot of convenience food - preferred TV dinners. Thankfully there was a DIPPINDOT outlet in Rehobeth Beach when my kids were young. They were fans. I also saw them recently in a vending machine in Japan.

    I believe in a well-rounded diet - including the occasional treat of junk food.

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  32. Enjoy Every Sandwich10:08 AM

    Question for you downs-only solvers: After you've finished, do you go back and look at the across clues, to see what you missed?

    I ALWAYS read every clue, even when I've already filled in the answer from the crosses, just in case there's something clever or evocative or, who knows, delightful in the clue. Usually there's not, but I don't want to miss out. For example, today I thought the clues for 51A and 62A were nicely evocative, even if it was easy to fill those squares without the clue.

    I have a dear friend who always leaves about half an inch of his beverage (regardless of what it is) in the bottom of the glass. Drives me crazy. Maybe it's because of the Depression stories I heard from my parents.

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  33. Monday is always satisfying when it’s solid and straightforward like this one. I tried but have not jumped onto the downs-only wagon. I know it adds an element of complexity which appeals to some, but mostly it gives me a headache. I enjoyed this little gem in the usual manner and was thankful it wasn’t too tough because I’m exhausted from the Super Bowl.

    Because of that I didn’t read Rex this morning but noticed he featured a box of Oreo’s cereal. Honestly I think I’d eat a bowl of SPAGHETTIOS before I would eat either those or FROOT LOOPS for breakfast or any meal.

    @Joaquin: Wow!! What a ball game. And once again Patrick Mahomes proved his MVP chops. Any loss is heartbreaking when it’s that close and I well know how the Eagles fans feel. They have a tremendous team which will surely be a force again next season. But victory is ours to savor today and oh how SWEET it is!

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  34. Anonymous10:37 AM

    mathgent @747 A WELL ROUNDED DIET made up of round shaped foods. Sounds like wordplay to me.

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  35. Joseph Michael10:46 AM

    I’ve never had FRUIT LOOPS, SPAGHETTIOS, or DIPPIN’ DOTS, so I guess I don’t have a WELL-ROUNDED DIET, but I enjoyed the puzzle anyway. Not sure what that TWINKIE is doing there, however.

    Agree with the critiques of Rex’s critique which isn’t really a critique. I don’t really care how you solved the puzzle by looking only at the Downs. Nor would I care if you had solved the puzzle while looking at it through a mirror or while doing jumping jacks in the dark. The constructor deserves a better serving of your crossword expertise.

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  36. Alice Pollard10:49 AM

    Enjoy Every Sandwich - same! I make sure I read the clues for all the ones I completed via the crosses. It’s part of it. Would you read a book and skip chapters? And to the others who are asking Rex to critique the puzzles in the traditional sense of down and across - I AGREE. It’s a little show-offy , Rex. Whether you realize it or not. Look Ma, no hands!

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  37. @mathgent

    Try ngram-ing "well rounded DIET" - very much in the language although the peak was in 1940

    or click here for recent uses well rounded diet

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  38. I’m with you, @Gary Jugert, TWINKIES are an alternative to Ho-Hos (where’s the chocolate?) like Mr.Goodbars are an alternative to Snickers (where’s the caramel & nougat?) More like an antithesis to me.
    Since we all seem to be fixated on today’s solving process, I start Mondays with the top (usually 3) across clues, then fill in all the downs from there. Repeat as needed. And, ala Andrew (9:13) I always check crossing clues before writing in a “might be” answer. Saves all the drama of errors like “fracking”, “WELLfOUNDED” and AQUA—really, Rex, you’re gonna slam a Q in there without even looking?!
    Also with Anonymous @9:47 : dentists mostly say “open”, then ask a you a question you can’t possible answer with all their fingers and crap in your mouth.

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  39. Just the earworm I didn't want on Monday morning. Quick, drown it out!

    For 24a I thought maybe there was a European snack called Bettêrgetmaäcøs. Never heard of DIPPIN DOTS, and now that I know what they are I would never try them. Who eats an entire CHEESE WHEEL? The others are all put-the-whole-thing-in-your-mouth-able. And why isn't the lowly meatball or rice-ball in the puzzle?

    Tomorrow I intend to solve the puzzle in alternating reverse across-down order. I'll let you know how that goes.

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  40. After FROOT LOOPS and SPAGHETTIOS I thought the theme was going to be junk foods preferred by Fannee Doollee, who only liked words with double letters in them. Indeed it was, but I guess that was too low a bar. Round foods does seem a little lame to me, though. Also, why the bulk purchase of Gouda? Even little Goudas are shaped like wheels, if you let wheels bulge round the axle. Cheddar would have been a better example.

    Me too for having never, ever said AH during a dental exam. I already had the A, or I'd have put in OWS! something I say whenever the examiner hits a tender spot in my gums.

    OK, I guess it's time to remind everyone of the title of the blog: "Rex Parker Does the NY Times Crossword Puzzle." Rex always writes about his experience -- e.g., all the times he complains about having to see a word he doesn't like. Sometimes that also leads him to comment on the quality of the puzzle, sometimes not so much.

    The best thing about the puzzle was the clue for 58, and the idea that something could be "of the Future" since 1988.

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  41. Really cool, havin TWINKIE cross revealer WELLROUNDEDDIET, right in the center. With HEAVENSNO also crossin the revealer, in reply.
    M&A is kinda well-rounded in his diet approach, especially a-round the waistline. At my recent doctor checkup, I weighed in at 207. But I blame the Moose Munch Christmas presents. mOOse Munch sure will tend to well-round yah (up 5 pounds since my previous weigh-in).

    staff weeject pick: TOO. Well-rounded runtword.

    In other news:
    * Congratz to the Super Bowl on bein a real close, interestin game. And congratz to the Chiefs.
    * Congratz to Rihanna on her pregnancy and well-covered-up half-time performance.
    * This is clearly not a great time for the aliens to visit from across the galaxy in their UFOs. They would be treated to Downs-only solutions from NORAD.
    * George Santos solved today's MonPuz usin diagonals only. He totally agrees with himself on this.
    * Congratz to the Puppy Bowl on bein an even closer game than the Super Bowl. And congratz to Vivian on her great tie-breakin touchdown in overtime.
    * M&A fave moo-cow eazy-E MonPuz clue: {Contents of farmyard stack} = HAY.

    Thanx for the frootloopy fun, Mr. Rollfing dude. And congratz on yer debut. M&A for one liked both yer Across stuff and yer Down stuff.

    Masked & Anonymo4Us

    p.s. Unless @RP solved "Downs Only" without ever peekin at what the Across answers were developin into, his solution was really a "Downs Only*" solution. Just sayin.

    **gruntz**

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  42. Anonymoose12:39 PM

    @Whatsername. I hope the "Chiefs" will do the right thing and change their name, logo, etc. This is a good time to do it, while they're in the spotlight. I would just hope they come up with a better name than "Guardians"(Cleveland baseball) or "Commanders"(Washington football.

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  43. M&A (11:25) - good one on NORAD’s apparent new policy of Downs Only! Worrisome strategy but tres apropos for today’s convo!

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  44. Anonymous12:53 PM

    Unusually tough Monday for me.

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  45. B-money1:02 PM

    I thought the theme was strong and clever.
    For a while I thought that the theme had something to do with double letters, since all the themers had them, but chuckled when I realized that they were all round items of food. As a result, I didn't mind "well-rounded" diet as opposed to "well-balanced" diet which appears to have disturbed a few of you.

    for a first-timers appearance in the NYT, I thought this was a perfect Monday and rated more from rex than "could've been worse." I mean, ALL puzzles could have been worse, so what's the point? Is that what rex considers to be a compliment? Sometimes I think rex could be a little more encouraging or positive. And to those of you fanboys who will say that no, his critiques are really good and force constructors to do a better job (as if!), he really didn't critique the puzzle so much as, as others have pointed out, just discussed the difficulties of solving it with Downs only.

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  46. I also was grumbling HEAVENS NO, most of the theme food-like substances are about as far from a WELL ROUNDED DIET as it gets but then I noticed the part of the reveal clue stipulating that the DIET is WELL ROUNDED "...to an overly literal person". Okay, got it.

    Then the sugary diabetes-on-the-hoof food like substance, TWINKIE, makes a gratuitous appearance. Eating a crapload of them might be a good idea if one is planning on committing a crime. If caught, one can always use the TWINKIE Defense. Much better than just being IN DENIAL.

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  47. @Whatsername - Hooray for us! And what's more fun than shopping for (another!) Super Bowl Champs sweatshirt?

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  48. This was pretty much exactly what I want from a Monday. Easy, breezy, fun, earns a gentle chuckle. Nice debut.

    I already made the observation on a previous Monday that downs-only solving detracts from critiquing what the constructor was attempting to accomplish and muddies the standards for assessing difficulty, but this is the most glaring instance of it yet, so I'm glad to see it gaining traction among others.

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  49. EIRE needs to GROW UP...His BETRAYAL was TOO RIAL... especially towards the town folks of SCHWA and his sister ERIE. ERIE was a WELL ROUNDED NURSE who was the HON of SAVILE. SAVILE was the big WHEEL at the TWINKIE RANCH; he was like an IVY leaguer known to share his FROOT and CHEESE with all. "This DIET would make you SLIM," he'd boast...."Drink it with CIDER and NEON lights will shine in the HEAVENS of EDEN," he HOWLS....

    ERIE, though, was like a FLEA jumping through a SIEVE of SPAGHETTI. He was IN DENIAL of this DIET. He didn't want ERIE dating a DIP who had REFLECTOR DOTS on his CAR WHEEL. (I KIA you not!)...He preferred to eat SEEDED FROOT... a TEAL egg laid by his pet HEN...a sprinkle of CHEESE on his SPAGHETTI with a side DIP of RANCH dressing. His favorite quaff was PALE CIDER from PEORIA. "You need to TRI it" he HOWLS.....All of this would fall on a deaf EAR.

    He ENLISTED the town ROI for help. EIRIE wanted the TWINKIE RANCH to URN him some UBER AHS. He will show his sister, ERIE, that he would ASPIRE for a better DIET.. He will jump THRU LOOPS to get some HEAVEN sent food to SCHWA. He will REORG the town and get them on a better DIET. The EWE CHEESE will smell like fresh cut HAY, the HEN will lay RIAL eggs the color of TEAL, and no one would need to cut the CHEESE.

    Alas...the ROI was TOO busy eating SAVILE's FROOT AND CHEESE with RESIN CIDER... He was no help. He preferred SAVILE's DIET because it made him look SLIM. He could strut to the LAKE and sing an ODE to the ERIE/SAVILE DUO and be happy. He'd TAPE his ODE and send it to CNBC so they could AIR it . He would CRY in his CIDER. He would do this CUD he could.

    EIRE never was able to GROW UP. He would continue to SHOW BETRAYAL. He still believed that his DIET would keep away FLEAS and he had a DEMO tAPE to prove it. Alas...his WISH DIES...The RASP in his throat is RIAL....His WELL ran dry...time to leave SCHWA.

    And that's the truth!





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  50. @tea73: What ISN'T in a vending machine in Japan? :-)

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  51. p.p.s.s.

    @AnoaBob: har. Way to keep "crapload" alive, for future Comment Gallery visitors. A truly important service.

    The openin NW corner really really needs a lot more scrabble-twerkin, to get the appropriate rise out of Downer-Only*-Guy @RP. Sooo … rewrite time, but with no offense intended for the original NW Territory constructioneer or editors…

    ACROSS.
    1. Odd assignments?
    14. Play ___ (do over)
    17. Yeti's predecessor, for openers??
    20. Authentic

    DOWN.
    1. Jaguars on NFL scoreboards
    2. Cheer of relief from a Downs-Only* solver
    4. The Larsonmeister of dragon tattoo parlor fame

    There. A suitable crapload of scrabble-twerkin desperation.
    My work here is done (for today). Happy V-Day's Eve, y'all, btw.

    M&A Dept. of Corrections

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  52. @oldactor 1:44 - Your post cracked me up. A cheese wheel, maybe?

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  53. SharonAK3:25 PM

    @Lewis 7:16
    Asp/indenial LOL Thks for the fun

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  54. Sharon AK3:31 PM

    @Andrew 9:15
    LOL all the way thru

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  55. @OffTheGrid 7:13, oh duh! Thanks - I was being too literal…

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  56. Whatsername6:52 PM

    @Joaquin (1:23) Ordered mine a little after midnight.

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  57. The Dolly Parton erasure!

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  58. Meat and potatoes. A well-rounded square meal.

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  59. Just back from west Texas, where we saw lots of drillING and ads for frackING, and, yes, lots of RANCHING. But that still took a long time to come to me.

    Downs only, and had much the same experience as Rex.

    Croce 784 I have as medium-easy. Mostly easy, but the NW was hard.

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  60. Having just seen "Giant" for about the eighth time, I had no trouble with RANCHING. I did, however, have some with DIPPINDOTS, of which I had never heard until filling it in on crosses. Must be a regional thing.

    Amusing that the theme entries (with the possible exception of CHEESEWHEEL--unless that's your whole meal) are not present in a WELLROUNDEDDIET. And I love the TWINKIE for dessert! If you eat like this, GROWUP; you are INDENIAL.

    I don't subscribe to the downs-only school. You're doing half a puzzle! True, especially on a 4-heavy grid like this, I've filled in an entire across (or down!) entry without ever seeing the clue, but I always go back and read it anyway in case I miss something. Birdie.

    Wordle par; birdie putt lipped out GGGBG.

    Congrats to Taylor Moore, who posted a number and saw it hold up.

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  61. Diana, LIW12:38 PM

    Speaking of FROOTLOOPS, I was a bit loopy last week. Daylight Saving Time Syndrome? Who knows. But...my Minn X-Word T-shirt sayd, "Do it in ink" Not pencil. sigh

    I did this in pencil, in the usual Monday time. It's amazing that DIPPINDOTS still exist - a lot of work for a little ice cream. Everyone knows the way to eat ice cream is out of the carton at the kitchen counter!

    Lady Di

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  62. Anonymous2:37 PM

    What? No donuts? Or maybe donut holes (to fit in the 10-letter slots). They’re a WELLROUNDEDDIET food that will give you a WELLROUNDED physique.

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  63. Anonymous4:14 PM

    Let's give mathgent a break. He might have done a different puzzle, where the answer was well rounded meal, or he might have that very rare disorder: crossletter dyslexia.
    Thanks for Yodels, I couldn't remember the name for the life of me.
    Joe Dipinto, have a Babybel. A cheese wheel you can eat all at once.

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  64. Burma Shave5:20 PM

    WISH IN CIDER

    WELL HAY, I ENLISTED a NURSE,
    ANDI ASPIRE TOO make
    her HOWL TOO the HEAVENS (or curse)
    skinny DIPPIN’ IN the LAKE.

    --- EDGAR “SLIM” CRAIG

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