Tuesday, October 20, 2026

"Fire-breather" in the night sky / TUE 10-20-26 / Letter-shaped part of a blueprint / Old-time winter excursion / Las ___, Canary Islands / Improvised instrument in folk music / One who says "Hell if I know!"? / Pugilist's pain point perhaps / Relatively short Morse code bit

Constructor: David Falkowski

Relative difficulty: Medium

THEME: "ALL KIDDING ASIDE..." (38A: "Seriously, though ..." or a hint to 17-, 25-, 48 and 58-Across) — familiar phrases ending in words that can mean "kid" (as in "tease"):

Theme answers:
  • WEENIE ROAST (17A: Campfire cookout, informally)
  • SLEIGH RIDE (25A: Old-time winter excursion)
  • BRUISE RIB (48A: Pugilist's pain point, perhaps)
  • SPACE NEEDLE (58A: Seattle landmark from which Mount Rainier can be seen)
Word of the Day: Las PALMAS (1A: Las ___, Canary Islands) —

Las Palmas
(UK: /ˌlæs ˈpælməs, - ˈpɑːl-/, US: /ˌlɑːs ˈpɑːlməs, -mɑːs/; Spanish: [las ˈpalmas]), officially Las Palmas de Gran Canaria, is the capital and largest city of the autonomous community of the Canary Islands in Spain. With a population of 383,516 as of 2024, it is the ninth-largest city in Spain. It is also the fifth-most populous urban area in Spain and, depending on sources, ninth or tenth most populous metropolitan area in Spain. [...] The city was founded by Juan Rejón on 24 June 1478, with the name "Real de Las Palmas". Rejón was head of the invading Castilian army, which then engaged in war with the locals. // The struggle lasted for a period of five years, costing a great number of lives, especially on the aboriginal side, which lacked sufficient means to defend itself against the armies sent by the Catholic monarchs. Even so, resistance was fierce. The end of the conquest came in 1483, with the incorporation of the island into the Crown of Castile by Pedro de Vera, who managed to subjugate the natives of Gáldar in the northwest of the island. [...] In 1492, Christopher Columbus (Spanish: Cristóbal Colón) anchored in the port of Las Palmas for a repair of the rudder of his ship Pinta and spent some time on the neighbour island on his first trip to the Americas. [...] In 1595, Francis Drake tried to plunder the town, leading to the Battle of Las Palmas. A Dutch raid under vice-admiral Pieter van der Does in 1599 was only slightly more successful; some of the town was destroyed, but the raiders were repelled. (wikipedia)
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"ALL KIDDING ASIDE" is a great gridspanner and would seem to be a promising revealer, but as far as execution goes, there's one main problem: the "aside" part. There's nothing particularly "aside" about the kidding here. We're dealing with a basic "phrases that end with"-type theme, where the last words in the theme phrases have something in common. I am having trouble seeing anything particularly "side"-y about the last word in a phrase. Yes, the last word is on one "side" of its phrase, but when you're dealing with two-word phrases, every word is always at all times on some "side" of the phrase. The "kidding" words aren't even touching the "side" of the grid half the time. So I feel like I'm missing something crucial about what "ASIDE" is supposed to mean in this context. I also think "KIDDING" is a lot more jocular and lighthearted than what you do when you RIDE or NEEDLE someone, but that's a tonal mismatch that I could easily tolerate and probably wouldn't have been as distracted by if the "ASIDE" part of the theme had been handled more adeptly. 


The fill on this one also felt old. A little stale, but also old in its entire frame of reference. The advertising language alone felt ancient. Are they still using "Hello, MOTO" in ads? And ROLAIDS? That whole idea of "spelling relief" ("R-O-L-A-I-D-S") was a thing when I was a kid, but again, I didn't know it was still around (wow, it's still around). Both those references felt ancient. Morse code always makes a puzzle feel old (no one has even liked writing DIT in the grid; DIT and DAH, always unwelcome). The very idea of a WEENIE ROAST or a SLEIGH RIDE seems quaint and old-fashioned. Raging Bull is a legendary movie but even that is 46 years old now. And then much of the fill felt a little tired (ECIG, COATI, AXELS, ELL, ADOS, DIT, MOTO, ADOUT, OGLED). There's virtually nothing about the puzzle that suggests that it was made in this century. There's Michelle Kwan, I guess, but her competitive skating career ended sometime in the mid-aughts. Oh, there's gymnast Suni LEE. She's more recent. I just wish the puzzle felt a little more "now" and was a little ZANIER. GARBANZO is always a fun word. I want to like SEEMS BAD, but I think that's because I'm hearing it as a social media post—as an understated two-word commentary on a posted story that is in fact manifestly bad. But overall this fell a little short for me, at both the theme and fill levels.


Bullets:
  • 30A: Flattering lines? (ODE) — no idea why this has a "?" on it. "Fun" fact!: with the question mark on it, this clue is a debut (!?!?!?!). It's been used three times before, but never with a question mark (For the record, this is the 950th ODE all time, the 521st in the Shortz Era). Since the other, non-"?" instances of [Flattering lines] occurred on later-week puzzles, maybe the idea is that on Tuesday, the solver needs ... I don't know. Some hint that the clue is a play on words? But is it a play on words? I don't really see it. [side note: I just learned that when xwordinfo gives you counts of all the times a clue has been used before, it does not distinguish between "?" and non-"?" versions of that clue—so, for instance, it indicated that [Flattering lines?] had been used four ("(4)") times, when in fact, with that "?," it had been used just this once. Gotta say, if you add a "?," I think it should count as a different clue]
  • 42A: One who says "Hell if I know!"? (SATAN) — I get it, SATAN lives in hell, but I don't see how the "if I know" part really evokes .. anything. 
  • 51D: "Fire-breather" in the night sky (DRACO) — hardest answer in the puzzle for me. I guess "fire-breather" was supposed to make me think of a dragon, which was supposed to remind me of the constellation DRACO, but not being a constellation aficionado, I had no idea there was a constellation named DRACO. I've probably seen it referred to in past puzzles, but it didn't stick. I never want to see another Harry Potter clue in my life, but it's true that such a clue would've made this answer a lot easier. Ah well, I'm happy to pay the difficulty price. And now I know DRACO is a constellation. Or I reknow it. Either way.
Draco is a constellation in the far northern sky. Its name is derived from the Latin word for dragon. It was one of the 48 constellations listed by the 2nd century Greek astronomer Ptolemy, and remains one of the 88 modern constellations today. The north pole of the ecliptic is in Draco. Draco is circumpolar from northern latitudes, meaning that it never sets and can be seen at any time of year. (wikipedia)
  • 53D: Shenzi in "The Lion King," e.g. (HYENA) — I take it back—this was the hardest clue for me. I thought Shenzi was an actor, lol. I have had to learn a lot of Lion King names (wasn't NALA in the puzzle just yesterday?), but if I've seen Shenzi before, wow did I forget it today.

That's all for today. See you next time.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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84 comments:

  1. The hardest square for me, and the last one I filled in, was the L in PALMAS and LEE. I had no idea and guessed what I was thought was most likely--and I was right. But I've never heard of either of them and it could easily be a Natick.

    I got all the theme answers before getting the revealer, and I had a little bit of an aha moment when I realized what the answers had in common, so I guess I liked it a little more than OFL.

    Siri before MOTO (haven't seen or heard "Hello, MOTO" in years), but EMOTE quickly got me out of that, then it was just waiting for the crosses to help.

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  2. 10 minutes for me last night, so definitely medium for a Tuesday. Never got stuck. I bought a brand new Motorola phone this year and it greets me "Hello Moto" when I turn it on.... so that is not outdated. (and it was a gimme for me!) Just learned that the author of The Little Prince died in a plane crash in 1944 during WWII at the age of 44. : (. NIce puzzle, agree I was looking for which side we were talking about for a while.... took me a while to even grok the theme. But I think it was a serviceable Tuesday grid.

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    1. Anonymous11:24 AM

      Motorola still makes phones?

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    2. Anonymous12:32 PM

      Motorola has more than 10% of tge US market in mobile phones.

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    3. Motorola phones work great and don't break the bank. : ) search on Amazon, you'll the see the options.... They just don't have contracts with big name US cell companies

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    4. My friend has a Motorola “Razor” (sp?) phone which is a smart phone that folds. Great size for carrying but I wonder how long the ‘fold’ on the screen will last. It says Hello MOTO when turned on.

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  3. Anonymous6:46 AM

    Hardest Tuesday I can remember. Some arcana. Some esoterica. Some trivia. And a lot of odd cluing.

    Oh well…onto the next one.

    This was 671 consecutive for me. Still a relative noob.

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    1. Agree with Anon above. Maybe not the hardest Tuesday but a couple odd misdirects.
      Does a NINJA use a blowgun?
      LEG PAD? Not knee pad?
      ORA? Do Italians pray every day?
      JUG? Well I guess I have heard of a jug band.

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    2. Anonymous8:50 AM

      This was extremely hard for a Tuesday. Too many names. Too much obscure trivia.

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    3. Ted Striker9:17 AM

      @JoePop: I fell for a different misdirect in the puzzle, but on this one, for some reason, hockey goalie jumped to mind immediately, so LEGPAD actually made sense to me right off the bat instead of KNEEPAD.

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    4. JoePop - ORA just means "hour" in Italian.

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    5. Agreeing that this was the hardest Tuesday I've played in as long as I can remember. I was more than 3 minutes slower than my average time. Glad I'm not the only one!

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    6. Aren't they shin pads in soccer ⚽??

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    7. If I push something aside, it goes to the end, not the beginning. I think the theme is just fine.

      But embarrassingly difficult for a Tuesday.

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    8. Anonymous12:06 PM

      The “end” is not the “side” and absolutely nothing was “pushed”

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    9. Anonymous9:34 PM

      Yes - hard for a Tuesday. Needed chests to finish. Hated the puzzle. Esoteric answers that reminded of the fear I had when I started doing crosswords - not knowing old time trivia and word.

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  4. I put in BRUISED EGO first (figured that makes some people fight, right?), and was kind of disappointed when we ended up with a literal bruise instead. I also just sprained a ligament in my foot and will be on crutches for a bit, so a second reason that painful injuries didn’t feel as sparkly as my first guess.

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  5. I’d agree - a little flat but cute enough early week stuff. The spanning revealer is the highlight - slight argument for the KIDDING appearing on the SIDE of each themer.

    WHY ME

    Overall fill worked well enough - Rex summarizes nicely. I liked RAITA, GARBANZO and the big scoop. Yet again with the ugly E-CIG - I just don’t understand it. PALMAS is neat but needed all the crosses for LEE.

    BRUISED Orange

    Pleasant enough Tuesday morning solve.

    HAVANA Affair

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    1. Even with all the crosses, I finished with LEi, figuring it was a WEiNIE ROAST. In retrospect, WEENIE was better, but it didn't occur to me at the time.

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    2. Anonymous10:47 AM

      absolutely the same for me...and my name is Lee. (face slap sound)

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    3. jberg
      I even thought about the WEENIE spelling but I rejected it! Oops.

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  6. Anonymous7:15 AM

    Aside has many meanings -- including to the side. I see nothing wrong with the revealer.

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    1. Anonymous7:36 AM

      There’s nothing “to the side.” They’re just 2-word phrases. The first word is as much “to the side” as the second. I don’t get how it’s ok to call the last word the “side.”

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  7. Anonymous7:29 AM

    I liked the puzzle way more than Rex. The theme was good as was the fill. The fact that it was not that easy made it more fun to solve.🎈🎈🎊🎊

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    1. Anonymous8:25 AM

      Agree totally - well put together with creative clues and answers

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    2. Anonymous12:20 PM

      Me too. Sometimes being of a certain age helps.

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  8. Puzzle seems to adequately fulfil the requirements of a Tuesday puzzle.

    I associate NINJA with swords much more than I associate them with blowguns. Perhaps that clue is a typo for "Stealthy spy with a shogun".

    Like Rick Sacra, I have a Motorola phone so hear 'hello MOTO' all the time. And "ROLAIDS spell relief" is their current tagline, so hardly dates.

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    1. Anonymous7:39 AM

      Rex said as much about Rolaids. The tagline is still ~very~ old.

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    2. DAVinHOP10:02 AM

      "ROLAIDS spells relief" made me remember that baseball used to have an award for the best relief pitcher, and it was actually called the Rolaids Relief Man Award, after its corporate sponsor. That was from 1976 to 2012, so yes, Rex et al, quite a bit dated.

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    3. Anonymous10:52 AM

      Rolaids came late to the party and glommed onto The Sporting Nes’s Fireman of the year.
      Shameless theft. Rolaids even used a fireman’s helmet as the physical award.

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  9. Hey All !
    ALL KIDDING to the SIDE? ALL KIDDING on the SIDE? I think ASIDE is plausible.

    Nice little TuesPuz. Checked all the right boxes. Well, except maybe the SATAN clue. It really doesn't make sense. Get rid of the "if", maybe

    One letter DNF, had WEiNIEROAST/LEi. Ah, me.

    SB stalwart RAITA. I always thought it was a rodeo rope.

    Lots of Downs going through two Themers, so the fill ended up pretty good, navigating twixt them all.

    Hope y'all have a great Tuesday!

    One F
    RooMonster
    DarrinV

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    1. Roo
      jberg and I made the same mistake. EI.

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  10. The theme is a common Monday or Tuesday motif – what do the last words of the theme answers have in common? It does have a subtle layer that I like: all the “kidding” words in the theme answers are nouns, but in their kidding sense they are verbs.

    Nice touch, David. Another nice touch was the Scrabbly-ness, with the grid just a Q short of a pangram.

    ALL KIDDING ASIDE is just a gorgeous spanner smack in the center of the grid.

    I also liked the alliterative [Pugilist’s pain point, perhaps] and was briefly and delightfully misdirected by [Big scoop], where I was trying to think of words for a reporter’s big scoop.

    Some vagueness in the cluing and not-everyday answers (such as MOTO, FLAY, FAITA, VENAL GRANARY ARTES, and ORA) made me think, David, that you should try your hand at later-week puzzles. In any case, this was a splendid outing for me. Congratulations on your debut, and thank you!

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  11. Anonymous7:56 AM

    Silly hard for Tuesday. Esoteric names abound.

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  12. MaxxPuzz8:04 AM

    I liked the Polish map you used to show where the Canary Islands are located. On purpose?

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    1. Anonymous12:48 PM

      Good Catch

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    2. ChrisS2:58 PM

      That's way more interesting than the actual puzzle, Italy=Wlochy. Hated the clue for sushi (blame the editors), sushi literally means vinagered rice. Also you can see Mt Rainier from the streets of Seattle. Did like the clue for Mr Tesla. Shoot ecig into the sun, please

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  13. Who had chickpea before GARBANZO? I did.

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    1. DAVinHOP10:03 AM

      We sure did too, @Jon B 8:39.

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  14. Tennis originally had no score beyond deuce. It was simply a tie game. That was a much worse system without ADOUT.

    Last I looked, LG LEDGE in customer satisfaction, other than in dishwashers, which was a wash.

    Isn't there any MOTO the MOTO MOTTO?

    In an either/or situation you can be at either ORATOR.

    I thought the theme worked fine. Nice Tuesday. Thanks and congrats, David Falkowski.

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  15. This would have been a lot easier for me if I'd ever seen Raging Bull, but no. I think I must have heard the name, but it took a lot of crosses for it to emerge--as was the case with LAS PALMAS, which I sort of knew but not enough to write it in. And then there were some bizarre clues, like the one for ELL. An ELL is part of a building, so I guess it's part of a blueprint, but that extra layer of complication had me thinking there might be some other term. I know, the clue says "letter-shaped" but it also says "part of a blueprint" rather than "thing depicted in a blueprint," so I waited for the crosses.

    I did like cluing DIT as a "bit."

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  16. Anonymous8:55 AM

    What does 29D “ADOUT” mean?

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    1. Tennis term. Advantage Out since you've lost a point after tied at deuce. If you won the point after deuce, its ADIN (advantage in).

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  17. I just read an article in Science Times on how the SPACE NEEDLE was used to mend a hole in the ozone layer.

    Since de Armas and Cruise split up, Tom doesn't HAVANA to pal around with anymore.

    GRANARY: Where our ancestors are stored.

    The violence came in dribs and drabs. First there was an attack on drab. Then someone tried to BRUISEDRIB.

    Unrelated to the puzzle, the NYT may be encroaching on us punsters' turf. This is from an article on Sydney Sweeney's sexy sports gambling ads: "A series of steamy commercials aired ad nauseum during the MLB playoffs." Hey, stick to the fake news, NY Times, and leave the bad puns to us!

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  18. Ted Striker9:14 AM

    I had a U from ADOUT, so I confidently entered TUB (as in the wash TUB in washtub bass). Got it fixed, but added at least an extra 45 seconds to get that area cleaned up (as with many others, NINJA wasn't leaping to mind; and I was misdirected into thinking in the OMIT direction rather than LEDGE for 'overlook').

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  19. Anonymous9:23 AM

    Thanks for the Pretenders video Rex. Not one of their big hits, but a beautiful song!

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  20. I didn't get the theme until Rex explained it, and I don't think RIDE and NEEDLE mean kidding, so it just doesn't work. I saw WEENIE ROAST and SLEIGH RIDE and thought we were going for activities kids enjoy. I guess MOTO must refer to Motorola but I've never heard it, and I wanted Jake Gittes from Chinatown, but that didn't fit. I worked it all out but didn't get any smiles from it.

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  21. What, no SLEIGHRIDE from LeRoy Anderson? Never mind.

    Found this Tuesday-easy but had to go back and recheck the themers to get the connection. The one that bothered me was BRUISEDRIB, which seems like a stretch. A fighter taking a good punch is likely to have more than one BRUISEDRIB, says me.

    Still no smart phone so no idea about MOTO, and I never remember RAITA. Side eye to the clue for LEDGE but close enough for crosswords. And as I think I have said before, DIT and DAH will always look better to me than DOT and DASH, as that's how I learned Morse code.

    Serviceable Tuesday, DF. Didn't Find it that hard and always like seeing GARBANZO. Thanks for a fair amount of fun.

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  22. Great feeling of nostalgia for old sports pages when LAMOTTA finally became evident. Never saw the more recent movie. Like @RooMonster I finished with WEiNER instead of WEENER, sorry Suni, should have known better. Thought ASIDE for location of the themers was OK, but agree that RIDE is maybe a bit harsh for KIDDING.

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  23. DAVinHOP10:14 AM

    Solved as a themeless. The theme meant way more to the constructor that the solver.

    Didn't know Las PALMAS, but inferable.

    Never saw Raging Bull, but knew it was based on real life Jake LA MOTTA.

    Don't associate blowguns with NINJAs; odd way to clue it, we thought. But the J helped get us JUG.

    Had ___ PAD for goalie gear and tried Arm before LEG. And Chick pea before GARBANZO as noted above.

    Rex maybe a bit too harsh with only two stars, but not a lot of puzzle excitement so not asking for an ABS review.

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  24. I suppose there's a universe out there where I've seen "The Lion King" (and "Titanic") but it's not this one. Like Rex, I've learned Nala from crosswords but that's about it. (Scar?) So Shenzi was definitely a ? for me. With HY in place, I had to wonder if there were any actors named HYram.

    DRACO however is known to me as a constellation. I try to look up at the sky whenever I get a clearing in a non-light-polluted area. I made a point of looking for the Southern Cross when I was in Brazil but finding a spot away from lights, even on the beach, was really hard to do. Perhaps in the middle of the Amazon but then the trees would get in the way. (I did see the Southern Cross finally. And it was weird to see Orion in the "wrong" place in the sky.)

    This puzzle was fine - I thought the ASIDE thing worked just fine. At least the kidding was all on the same side.

    Thanks, Dave Falkowski!

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  25. Anonymous10:50 AM

    i knew i was in stale puzzle land when 'ados' corrected my hockey helmet.

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  26. Anonymous10:51 AM

    I found the down clues easier to solve than the across clues.

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  27. Anonymous11:10 AM

    So SO tired of seeing ECIG. Wasn’t it in the puzzle just a few days ago?

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  28. walrus11:33 AM

    as i recently learned from the comments on a "black bean hummus" video, "hummus" (as in "ḥummuṣ bi ṭaḥīna") is arabic for "chickpeas" aka GARBANZO beans, making the clue "chickpeas bean". using other beans is merely bean dip.

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    1. ChrisS3:09 PM

      Interesting, so now I add one more synonym for chick pea (Cicer arietinum), aka garbanzo, ceci, chana, hummus.

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  29. Anonymous12:02 PM

    They are WEINERS, not WEENERS !

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    1. Doesn't say WEENer. It says WEENIE, a silly colloquialism for the thing you pierce with a stick and roast over the campfire.

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    2. Les
      WEENIE of course does come from weiner
      To make it more complicated, wiener is the original spelling, from the German Wienerwurst ( Viennese sausage) I misspelled the answer, maybe because I never been to a weenie roast.

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  30. Tough TuesPuz clues, with a few "Hell if I know" SATANic answers. M&A's gotta rate [or RAITA] it harder than average.
    Puztheme is another variation on ye olde last-word-connections theme. Kinda cool mid-puz revealer, tho. sooo ... ok.

    staff weeject pick: ODE. Cuz it had the desperate [and only] ?-marker clue of {Flattering lines?}. Desperate, in the sense that it works fine without the ?.
    primo weeject stacks in all 4 corners, btw.

    some fave stuff: Just a Q short of a pangrammer. GARBANZO. NINJA & its clue of mysterious blow-gun usage.

    Thanx for splittin our sides, Mr. Falkowski dude. And congratz on a nice, kinda feisty debut.

    Masked & Anonymo4Us

    p.s.
    Runt puzzle:
    **gruntz**

    M&A


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  31. Anonymous12:48 PM

    WIENERS is the correct spelling, from Wien, meaning Vienna in German. Also, ei and ie pronounce the last letter in German.

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    1. I've always had a problem with "ei" or "ie" words. I before E except after C is useless. So I tend to stick with your German example; pronounce the second vowel. Works most of the time but not always.

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  32. I knew Las PALMAS from reading about early maritime explorations. I also learned that the Canary Islands were named after the Latin phrase, Insula canaria, for "Island of the Dogs", and not after the bird.

    A colleague was doing some field research in Guatemala when he saw a caged COATI. It was cute and seemed tame but when he reached out to pet it, he got a nasty bite! He had to get rabies shots when he got back to the States.

    BRUISED RIB had a Green Paint feel to it. And has anyone ever had a single RIB BRUISED? I got some very painful BRUISED RIBS in a dirt bike crash years ago.

    This had some nice touches but I agree with Rex and others that to RIDE someone is a far different thing than to KID them. Now I'll go sit with those having a WEINIE ROAST.

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  33. Nice to have a decent challenge on a Tuesday for a change. And, hey, if it's okay to occasionally baffle some of us with ultra-trendy clueing, maybe it's also okay to occasionally baffle others with decidedly retro clueing, which is why I feel like Rex was a little too harsh about this one.

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  34. Medium-tough for me. I got off to a slow start by drawing blanks in the NW and ended up working this one from east to west.

    No costly erasures but I did not know MOTO, HYENA (as clued), and ANTIONE.

    Spelling problems - KLEIN, RAITA, and GARBANZO

    Not much junk, fun revealer, liked it a tad more than @Rex did.

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  35. Dejando las bromas a un lado.

    Very cute and very very challenging. Ended with an error on PALMAS / LEE but enjoyed the serious fight with this one. Definitely weird to be rasslin' a Tuesday.

    So little gunk we almost needed to close the Gunkaporium, but thankfully a few too many people stopped by for coffee.

    Love the theme. They're all on the right side. Not really a thinker. And I think the SATAN joke is one of the best awkwardnesses since Sunday.

    A rather long list of no-knows: PALMAS, LAMOTTA, FLAY, RAITA, VENAL, LEE, DRACO, COATI, HAVANA, ARTES, and I am learning today NINJAS use blowguns (?) when I thought they used those sticky metal stars.

    Gunkometer--
    People: 7
    Places: 2
    Products: 2
    Partials: 2
    Foreignisms: 3
    --
    Gary's Grid Gunk Gauge: 16 of 76 (21%)

    Funny Factor: 1 🤨

    🔥 Ooh-la-la! 🔥 WEENIE ROAST.

    Uniclues:

    1 How you warm your buns in private.
    2 Gesture on greeting Elon.
    3 Exciting memo headline from name-change headquarters for chick peas wanting to be called something more ethnic sounding.
    4 Acquired a Cuban tooshie (after a little too much Chilindrón?).

    1 SLY WEENIE ROAST (~)
    2 TESLA SATAN NOD
    3 IT'S A GO ... GARBANZO
    4 GOT HAVANA REAR

    My Fascinating Crossword Uniclue Keepsake from Last Year: What you step on to hit number 11. ROCK N ROLL PEDAL.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  36. After the whole Shane Gillis affair, I really didn't need to see ogled.

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  37. Anonymous1:35 PM

    Pretty much agree with OFL, but as a tennis player, I did appreciate seeing ADOUT for a change. (per xwordinfo, ADIN is used about 8x more often)

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  38. Wow, last night this took me 22:22 which is absurd for a Tuesday. And I wasn't even trying down clues only. Again lots of names; the Unknowns were LEE, MOTO, and DRACO. And the clues containing Shenzi, and Michelle Kwan -- who I thought was a golfer so I wondered why she was leaping.

    It seems weird seeing RAITA anywhere else than Spelling Bee (which rejects RIATA).

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  39. Anonymous1:45 PM

    Yeah, hard, but I didn’t have any problems, just speed.

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  40. Finished it, stared at it attempting to discern what the theme / reveal were trying to convey - no luck there. Came here, read OFL and continued to be unimpressed. Thursdays can be a real slog when the theme is indiscernible. I don’t think this one ended up in that category. In any event, it’s not a good sign when pretty much all you can say about a puzzle is that it didn’t really stink.

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  41. Had to overcome some wrong answers that I was *sure* were correct: farm storage in a hay loft (didn’t notice “building” in clue my bad), my folk music instrument was a saw before a JUG, and I shake die until that wasn’t going anywhere and I remembered that owners ask dogs to shake their PAWS.

    But in the end I’m in the LEi crossing WEiNIE (well attended) group. Oh well. Overall liked the puzzle much more than many here including Rex.

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  42. I didn’t have a big window for solving last night, so I ditched my D-O approach and attacked this one in the “conventional” manner and found it tougher than I expected.

    Apparently ninjas used blow guns. Who knew?

    Three examples of “Nobody really says this”:
    HAVANAS. Nobody says this unless they don’t actually smoke. If I gift you a really expensive cigar for your birthday, I don’t announce it as a Havana. I might call it a Cuban. It’s more likely that I will refer to it by its name. Maybe it’s a Partagas Serie D, or a Romeo y Julieta. Possibly a Cohiba if I’ve just won a lottery.

    Also, nobody says LEG PAD. As the father of a hockey goalie I have never used the term LEG PADS, nor have I ever heard it at the rink. They’re just pads. Sometimes goalie pads, but never LEG PADS. After a dozen years of pacing the upper levels of hockey rinks worrying if my son the goalie would emerge as the hero or the goat and fifteen years of playing as a winger myself, I have never heard LEG PADS. Just pads. Or goalie pads in certain contexts, like when you have to call the hockey shop and tell them what you want to spent that 700 dollars on.

    BRUISED RIB. Oh, another nit I can couch in hockey terms. As others have noted, a single BRUISED RIB is unlikely. I have had a single broken rib surrounded by a handful of BRUISED RIBs. Very painful but not much you can do about it. I remember the triage nurse, when I arrived at the ER in hockey gear (sans skates, gloves and helmet) saying “Weekend warrior, eh? Take a seat”. So compassionate. Advice from the ER doc wasn’t much more sympathetic: “Take a few weeks off and try not to laugh.”

    Enjoyed the puzzle because it took me back to some personal experiences, but it was kind of a weak theme. ZANIER, however, was great.

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    1. Anonymous4:30 PM

      Yes to these 3! Don't smoke cigars anymore, but if you're doing a Cuban might as well make it a Cohiba. Leg Pad is also not a thing in any other sports with goalies (aka keepers).

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    2. Saw your German "ie" "ei" confusion and as I have had to sing various things in German, this is how I remember it--sieg heil!

      I'm not proud of this device but it works.

      Ng heil!

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  43. Anonymous3:25 PM

    That was harder than normal for a Tuesday, but that is no bad thing. Meh theme though.

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  44. Anonymous3:41 PM

    I enjoyed this Tuesday- it was a little crunchier than usual. I had to come here to have the revealer explained. TIL MoTO and CoATI, having never heard of LAMOTtA. On the other hand I look up all the time and got DRACO immediately!
    It’s hard to see all the stars - I have to drive 20 minutes to do so because of all those unnecessary lights that brighten up the night sky and disturb migrating birds.

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  45. Anonymous4:16 PM

    Draco recently in the news as the home to a green star:

    https://www.reuters.com/science/newly-identified-green-star-leaves-astronomers-amazed-2026-10-16/

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  46. If I heard of the constellation DRACO I promptly forgot it. However, the clue starts with fire breather. A hint for dragon. Fortunately for me I knew DRACO was the source of the word dragon. I dnf’d anyway because I misspelled the food at the roast and forgot LEE. At least I had a lot of company
    I had no problems with the theme and thought the revealer was very good. Unlike Rex. Liked the puzzle.

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  47. I truly, legitimately did not get the theme. Perhaps related, I did not enjoy this puzzle.

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  48. Anonymous10:23 PM

    Sadly when I read "Draco" I immediately think of Harry Potter - Draco Malfoy is a bad kid. Maybe based on dragon?

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  49. Not sure who this puzzle was intended for, but definitely not me. Super stale cultural references, and too many of them.

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  50. Very late to the party today. Much has already been said (and who really is reading this at 11:49pm eastern time??) I did think the themers were all great words all on their own and the revealer really popped with ALLKIDDINGASIDE, what a great spanner. And who doesn't like to say GARBANZO?? I think George Carlin has a whole schtick on GARBANZO beans.

    I also found this to have way more resistance than a typical Tuesday, it's kinda fun to have to struggle a bit this early in the week. Along with more than a few unknowns, WEENIE and LAMOTTA happen to be two words that have nothing to do with each other other than the fact that I never get the spelling right on either. Those took more time than they should have.

    I liked the theme just fine and the "SIDE" part didn't throw me too much, I understand the nits folks have on the issue but it didn't bother me.

    David, thanks for this, it was fun.

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